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Okay, ladies. Let's call it like it is. This quarter was a catastrophe written

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up in a write off. Understatement, I've seen more encouraging graphs on earth

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monitor flatline. At least flatlines are consistent. Our supply chain fell apart

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like flat pack furniture during an earthquake. Wow.

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The optimism in here is palpable. Maybe we should bottle it and sell it as a

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new product line. Oh, Oh. We will need a legal disclaimer. May cause continual

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sweeping and budgetary distress. Alright, guys. Humor is healthy, but sarcasm is

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not gonna reverse the revenue. We need ideas, people. What are we gonna do to

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turn this around? Well, we could start by killing the loyalty app. It's costing

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us more to give away points than we're making in return customers. You mean the

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frequent spender program? I told you the name was uninventive.

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Well, we need innovation. We need automation.

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We need

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who is it? Who is there?

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Can we help you?

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How did you get him? You seems a little bit too young to be in this building.

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I'm

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19. I'm Corey, the new intern that's supposed to start today. I came here

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fifteen minutes ago, but there was no one on the front desk to greet me. Maybe I

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I heard voices in this room, so someone would point me in the right direction.

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I'm sorry, Corey. I'm the head of the the administration, so I know everything

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around here. I can show you around, and I know every corner of this

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administration. So, well, I'm head of recruitment. I think I should be showing

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Corey everything. It really makes sense. It's like a hand picture. Incredible

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resume out of the bow. Well,

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if I'm remembering correctly, Corey's starting in the marketing department that

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I run. So it should be me who formally introduces him around the office. Well, I

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am the COO, and I have more seniority.

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So I will help Corey settle in.

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Yeah. He deserves to know how things actually works around here. Well, in that

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case, I am the CFO, Corey. So if you really wanna thrive in this company, I

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think you should start at the top. I'm the one that calls the shots here.

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No. You should start with marketing. Excuse me for improvement. No. I have more

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seniority, so it's for me. Hey. I'm the head of demonstration, so you have to

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follow me. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. I can see that nobody is gonna budge. Well, I

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don't know. I

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Corey is now. So, please, what are the options I know? Please, you'll end up in

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a generous clause if you follow her. Corey, I built on word program. I handle

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the industry shit. So you should come look at me, and I'll show you how to do

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this. None of that matters if he's joining my team. Right, Corey? What better

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way to learn marketing than shadowing under your fabulous new boss?

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Oh, lovely ideas. But who signed the the budget for this? This girl did. Corey.

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I have influence, 30,000 foot view, strategies, and besides,

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who better off to grow your brand and business? I can grow you in more ways.

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You're all so welcoming.

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We are welcoming, aren't we, ladies? Of course.

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what's it gonna be? I don't know. You're all such confident, lovely, inspiring

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women. I I can't decide. Well, well, well, it seems that we're at a tiebreaker.

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Shall we do the usual ladies?

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Corey, are you open to getting to know your senior management team more

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intimately? Well,

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yeah. It will definitely help me decide.

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Oh my god. Oh my god.

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You're so spoiled. Spoiler. Yeah.

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That's how excited it is of this company.

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Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yes. So that means yes. Seconds.

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Thank you.

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Oh, yes. It's teasing. Yeah. It's teasing me.

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fuck. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

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Yeah. Really is fucking Yes. At the top. Yeah.

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Nice work.

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To extend this internship.

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Give

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we'll see you at 9AM tomorrow. Yes. Yeah. I know. Don't forget the coffee.
