Honey,
you've been in the lab all weekend.
Aren't you ready for a break? I'll sleep when I'm a fossil.
You know,
sometimes I wish I were a skeleton so you would obsess over me instead.
This isn't just a skeleton. Okay? This might be the proof I've been looking for that horses
were dinosaurs' dogs.
Why don't you put the bones down for one second and bone your wife instead?
Cut.
Can we get my stunt hog in here, please? Stunt hog?
Why'd you call cut? We're doing great. And what are you talking about? Stunt hog? Yeah. So I actually bruised my balls yesterday when we were filming the jet ski chase, so I hired a stunt hog to come in and give you a proper pounding.
Why? We're not having real sex. So Right. We are not because of my scrotal contusion, but you and the stunt hog are gonna go at it. Hold on. There's no point in having actual sex in an action flick about archaeology.
And, also, you're one of the biggest movie stars in the world. People are gonna know it's not you.
Trust me when I say people are not going to know. Okay? Just wait till you see this guy. He and I were practically separated at birth.
You're joking. Right? Already struggling to tell us apart, aren't you? Hi.
I'm Girthmaster.
Stop talking to the stars. I'm
not falling for this prank.
You ready, my man? Oh, I'm ready.
It's
like I'm staring in the mirror. Mhmm. Now
listen. All of the stunts in this movie are real, so the sex has to be as well.
If you're not into that, we can find you a stunt home. No. No. I I think we're good. I wanna go for it. Great. Happy to hear that. You wanna go for it?
I'm your stunt hog. Whatever your hog would do, my hog does. I love that. Let's go for it. Put that away, and then we'll go back to the part about the bones and the boning and make some movie magic. Okay? Sounds good.
Mhmm. Alright.
And
action.
Why
don't you put down the bones and
bone your wife?
Oh, I'd love to.
Oh my god.
I get such a mouthful.
I just
You can have found the bone you care about.
Nice and sloppy.
It's so hard to fit it along my mouth.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah. Fuck my pretty little face.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
You guys are doing great. I just wanna see even more passion out of you if I can, please.
Yes, sir.
That's exactly what I would do. Great job.
Oh.
I love feeling that big dick between my tits.
Fuck. Yeah.
Let's try to make that. Yeah. Just disappear between those tits like that.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck them like that. Mhmm.
Give it to me.
Fuck. Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh,
Fuck. Oh
my god. Oh, don't stop. Oh, stop, please. Oh, please. Oh, fuck. Oh,
I feel it. Oh, I feel it. It. Pussy tightening up. Let me see. Oh my god.
Oh
my my god. God.
Wait. Need to come already.
You ready for some good? Yeah.
I wanna feel that big dick stretch me up.
Oh, yeah.
I
need it. Oh my fucking.
Fuck.
Oh. Oh
my god.
Fuck. Yeah.
Oh, it's so fucking big.
Oh, I just eased it into that tight little pussy like that.
Oh my god. Fuck.
Oh,
love feeling you stretch me out.
Oh.
Oh, that's so good.
That's so fucking good. Yes.
Yeah. Fuck.
Oh,
this is just what I needed to fuck you.
Oh,
yeah. She falls deep in there.
Oh my god.
Oh, fuck. Yes. He has pounded me like that.
Fuck.
Oh my god. You give it to me. Give it to me.
Fuck.
Oh, my dear. My dear.
Oh,
fuck.
That's
so good.
Oh, that's so good.
Oh, fuck.
Oh,
Oh, you fucked me so good. Oh my god. You feel so good. Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Like the tail of pussy. My god.
Oh, that big fucking dick.
Speak it like you fucking want you to stink me.
Oh.
Right there.
Oh my god.
Yeah. Tell me how you taste.
Taste so fucking good.
I'm tasting my pussy off you.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Oh my god.
Yes. Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Oh my
Oh, my foot.
Oh,
fuck. Yeah.
Oh, it's so good. Oh,
fuck.
Oh
my god. Yes.
Good.
And cut.
We got it, Jiges. Great job.
Well,
do you think we should get a few more takes just for good measure?
I've got a couple more in me. Yeah. Let's go again just for safety, and then after that, we'll shoot the scene where I wingsuit over a volcano. Perfect.
Alright. While I wait, seeding
and action.