WEBVTT 00:00:36.899 --> 00:00:37.619 Honey, 00:00:37.939 --> 00:00:40.179 you've been in the lab all weekend. 00:00:40.340 --> 00:00:43.539 Aren't you ready for a break? I'll sleep when I'm a fossil. 00:00:44.925 --> 00:00:45.804 You know, 00:00:46.765 --> 00:00:51.325 sometimes I wish I were a skeleton so you would obsess over me instead. 00:00:51.725 --> 00:00:57.085 This isn't just a skeleton. Okay? This might be the proof I've been looking for that horses 00:00:57.164 --> 00:00:58.605 were dinosaurs' dogs. 00:01:02.179 --> 00:01:07.219 Why don't you put the bones down for one second and bone your wife instead? 00:01:08.019 --> 00:01:08.659 Cut. 00:01:09.140 --> 00:01:12.579 Can we get my stunt hog in here, please? Stunt hog? 00:01:13.614 --> 00:01:25.775 Why'd you call cut? We're doing great. And what are you talking about? Stunt hog? Yeah. So I actually bruised my balls yesterday when we were filming the jet ski chase, so I hired a stunt hog to come in and give you a proper pounding. 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:39.625 Why? We're not having real sex. So Right. We are not because of my scrotal contusion, but you and the stunt hog are gonna go at it. Hold on. There's no point in having actual sex in an action flick about archaeology. 00:01:39.784 --> 00:01:44.265 And, also, you're one of the biggest movie stars in the world. People are gonna know it's not you. 00:01:44.664 --> 00:01:51.064 Trust me when I say people are not going to know. Okay? Just wait till you see this guy. He and I were practically separated at birth. 00:01:53.040 --> 00:01:56.959 You're joking. Right? Already struggling to tell us apart, aren't you? Hi. 00:01:57.760 --> 00:01:58.719 I'm Girthmaster. 00:01:58.719 --> 00:02:01.120 Stop talking to the stars. I'm 00:02:01.120 --> 00:02:02.640 not falling for this prank. 00:02:03.599 --> 00:02:05.760 You ready, my man? Oh, I'm ready. 00:02:07.715 --> 00:02:08.515 It's 00:02:10.354 --> 00:02:12.915 like I'm staring in the mirror. Mhmm. Now 00:02:14.194 --> 00:02:18.034 listen. All of the stunts in this movie are real, so the sex has to be as well. 00:02:18.354 --> 00:02:25.860 If you're not into that, we can find you a stunt home. No. No. I I think we're good. I wanna go for it. Great. Happy to hear that. You wanna go for it? 00:02:26.659 --> 00:02:39.145 I'm your stunt hog. Whatever your hog would do, my hog does. I love that. Let's go for it. Put that away, and then we'll go back to the part about the bones and the boning and make some movie magic. Okay? Sounds good. 00:02:39.784 --> 00:02:40.905 Mhmm. Alright. 00:02:46.585 --> 00:02:47.545 And 00:02:47.944 --> 00:02:48.344 action. 00:02:48.750 --> 00:02:50.750 Why 00:02:50.750 --> 00:02:52.750 don't you put down the bones and 00:02:53.069 --> 00:02:54.349 bone your wife? 00:02:54.829 --> 00:02:56.110 Oh, I'd love to. 00:02:58.829 --> 00:03:00.110 Oh my god. 00:04:16.589 --> 00:04:18.430 I get such a mouthful. 00:04:18.430 --> 00:04:18.829 I just 00:04:20.589 --> 00:04:22.189 You can have found the bone you care about. 00:04:32.044 --> 00:04:33.084 Nice and sloppy. 00:04:54.415 --> 00:04:56.814 It's so hard to fit it along my mouth. 00:04:57.774 --> 00:04:58.574 Oh, fuck. 00:05:39.040 --> 00:05:41.600 Yeah. Fuck my pretty little face. 00:05:43.360 --> 00:05:44.160 Oh, fuck. 00:06:30.274 --> 00:06:30.754 Fuck. 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:09.480 You guys are doing great. I just wanna see even more passion out of you if I can, please. 00:07:09.879 --> 00:07:10.360 Yes, sir. 00:07:20.084 --> 00:07:22.085 That's exactly what I would do. Great job. 00:07:23.845 --> 00:07:24.485 Oh. 00:07:27.685 --> 00:07:30.245 I love feeling that big dick between my tits. 00:07:59.925 --> 00:08:00.644 Fuck. Yeah. 00:09:03.350 --> 00:09:08.230 Let's try to make that. Yeah. Just disappear between those tits like that. 00:09:12.629 --> 00:09:13.750 Oh, yeah. 00:09:14.549 --> 00:09:16.745 Fuck them like that. Mhmm. 00:09:16.904 --> 00:09:18.264 Give it to me. 00:09:20.985 --> 00:09:21.945 Fuck. Yeah. 00:09:23.465 --> 00:09:24.425 Oh my god. 00:10:30.549 --> 00:10:32.230 Oh, 00:10:36.070 --> 00:10:36.950 Fuck. Oh 00:10:37.350 --> 00:10:44.365 my god. Oh, don't stop. Oh, stop, please. Oh, please. Oh, fuck. Oh, 00:10:49.485 --> 00:10:55.644 I feel it. Oh, I feel it. It. Pussy tightening up. Let me see. Oh my god. 00:10:57.884 --> 00:10:58.605 Oh 00:11:01.080 --> 00:11:01.644 my my god. God. 00:11:03.159 --> 00:11:04.519 Wait. Need to come already. 00:12:12.245 --> 00:12:13.845 You ready for some good? Yeah. 00:12:14.085 --> 00:12:16.965 I wanna feel that big dick stretch me up. 00:12:19.524 --> 00:12:20.164 Oh, yeah. 00:12:24.740 --> 00:12:25.540 I 00:12:25.540 --> 00:12:27.620 need it. Oh my fucking. 00:12:30.740 --> 00:12:31.379 Fuck. 00:12:33.460 --> 00:12:34.660 Oh. Oh 00:12:35.379 --> 00:12:35.940 my god. 00:12:36.944 --> 00:12:38.304 Fuck. Yeah. 00:12:40.464 --> 00:12:42.304 Oh, it's so fucking big. 00:12:44.704 --> 00:12:48.384 Oh, I just eased it into that tight little pussy like that. 00:12:48.625 --> 00:12:50.144 Oh my god. Fuck. 00:12:51.779 --> 00:12:52.419 Oh, 00:12:53.620 --> 00:12:55.779 love feeling you stretch me out. 00:12:56.100 --> 00:12:56.740 Oh. 00:12:58.179 --> 00:12:59.700 Oh, that's so good. 00:13:00.019 --> 00:13:02.019 That's so fucking good. Yes. 00:13:08.904 --> 00:13:10.105 Yeah. Fuck. 00:13:10.904 --> 00:13:11.545 Oh, 00:13:14.665 --> 00:13:16.904 this is just what I needed to fuck you. 00:13:35.745 --> 00:13:36.304 Oh, 00:13:39.024 --> 00:13:41.584 yeah. She falls deep in there. 00:13:43.584 --> 00:13:44.865 Oh my god. 00:13:45.424 --> 00:13:48.304 Oh, fuck. Yes. He has pounded me like that. 00:13:50.879 --> 00:13:51.600 Fuck. 00:13:53.440 --> 00:13:56.800 Oh my god. You give it to me. Give it to me. 00:13:59.840 --> 00:14:00.320 Fuck. 00:14:18.309 --> 00:14:20.389 Oh, my dear. My dear. 00:14:34.995 --> 00:14:35.795 Oh, 00:14:35.875 --> 00:14:36.274 fuck. 00:14:38.035 --> 00:14:39.235 That's 00:14:39.235 --> 00:14:40.035 so good. 00:14:40.355 --> 00:14:41.715 Oh, that's so good. 00:14:42.035 --> 00:14:42.915 Oh, fuck. 00:15:43.480 --> 00:15:44.120 Oh, 00:15:47.240 --> 00:15:51.480 Oh, you fucked me so good. Oh my god. You feel so good. Oh, yeah. 00:15:51.720 --> 00:15:52.440 Yeah. 00:15:53.399 --> 00:15:56.680 Like the tail of pussy. My god. 00:15:57.160 --> 00:15:58.759 Oh, that big fucking dick. 00:18:33.400 --> 00:18:36.200 Speak it like you fucking want you to stink me. 00:18:44.704 --> 00:18:45.504 Oh. 00:18:47.585 --> 00:18:48.304 Right there. 00:20:16.470 --> 00:20:17.509 Oh my god. 00:21:00.444 --> 00:21:02.204 Yeah. Tell me how you taste. 00:21:02.684 --> 00:21:04.684 Taste so fucking good. 00:21:05.565 --> 00:21:07.484 I'm tasting my pussy off you. 00:21:43.650 --> 00:21:45.089 Oh, fuck. 00:21:45.490 --> 00:21:46.690 Oh, fuck. 00:21:50.049 --> 00:21:51.009 Fuck. 00:21:53.410 --> 00:21:53.890 Yeah. 00:22:07.680 --> 00:22:08.319 Fuck. 00:22:12.880 --> 00:22:14.480 Oh my god. 00:22:14.880 --> 00:22:16.640 Yes. Oh, fuck. 00:22:18.400 --> 00:22:18.880 Yeah. 00:22:22.080 --> 00:22:22.799 Oh my 00:22:37.900 --> 00:22:39.500 Oh, my foot. 00:23:29.494 --> 00:23:30.054 Oh, 00:23:30.375 --> 00:23:31.174 fuck. Yeah. 00:23:32.029 --> 00:23:33.789 Oh, it's so good. Oh, 00:23:34.829 --> 00:23:35.710 fuck. 00:23:36.990 --> 00:23:37.629 Oh 00:23:41.309 --> 00:23:42.669 my god. Yes. 00:29:30.569 --> 00:29:31.129 Good. 00:29:41.929 --> 00:29:43.450 And cut. 00:29:43.450 --> 00:29:45.450 We got it, Jiges. Great job. 00:29:49.045 --> 00:29:49.765 Well, 00:29:50.164 --> 00:29:54.404 do you think we should get a few more takes just for good measure? 00:29:54.644 --> 00:30:02.349 I've got a couple more in me. Yeah. Let's go again just for safety, and then after that, we'll shoot the scene where I wingsuit over a volcano. Perfect. 00:30:03.549 --> 00:30:06.029 Alright. While I wait, seeding 00:30:06.109 --> 00:30:07.309 and action.