So Wow.
What do you think? You look so good, baby.
Okay. Well,
are you
ready
to
put it immediately?
It would be my honor.
Let's
make a baby.
It's fine, really. I'm so sorry.
This is super embarrassing. I'm really, really sorry. Something's seriously wrong. I think I got hurt at work or something. Don't
Honey, don't blame yourself. It's not that big of a deal.
Look. We can try again another day. Yeah. I hope so. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. How about I go get some water?
Yeah. Maybe there's something in the water that could help. You know? Like, the minerals will kinda get me going. Yeah. So Alright. Thank you.
Fuck. This is embarrassing.
You know what the minerals are kinda getting you going? Yeah. So Right. Thank you.
Hey, ma. What's up? Sweetie, what are you doing?
Come on, mommy. You know what I'm doing. What do you mean? Come on, mom. I saw you outside of my room. Oh my god. Honey, I'm so sorry. Yeah. Don't be sorry. I'm into you. Okay.
Don't say that. I'm your mother. You're my stepmother.
It's way different. Besides, I can give you a dad can.
What do you mean? Come on. I heard you guys talking last night. I know you want a baby.
Dad, this is insane.
Come on, mom. All this come is for you. Oh.
Can't believe I'm doing this. Oh, it'll fine. Wow.
Can I taste it? Of course. It's all yours, mom.
Yes.
I think your dad's home. Are you serious? Shit. You know what? I think that I
think I should probably talk to him before we do this. Oh, you should just get it good.
So you just meet right here. Okay? Okay. Alright. So, Alright.
Honey, are you ready to give your
son a blessing?
I feel like there's gotta be a better way to do this. Maybe, like, IVF or something? Honey, this is how I wanna do this.
Look. It doesn't mean I don't love you. It just means that our son is gonna be the one to make this dream come true.
Yeah. Dad, don't worry. It's gonna be just fine.
You know, one day we're all gonna laugh about this. I
hope you're right. Right now, I wanna cry.
But I love you, and if this is what you want,
then okay.
Okay.
So
are
you ready?
Okay.
Looks like you're ready. Yeah. Go
in with your dad.
I'm not going anywhere. I mean, I'm gonna supervise this.
I will be here for the conception of my child. Babe, come on. It's so awkward. It's
awkward for me too, but I I this is I'm not comfortable leaving the room. If I'm not here, that's messed up. Hey, mom. If he wants to stay, you enjoy the show, dad.
You might not even be my son. I'm sorry. This is crazy. Maybe a little jealous.
Off. Yes, please.
Can't get pregnant through your mouth, sweetie.
Uh-huh. I'm just warming him up. We're enjoying ourselves a little bit.
Oh, fuck. That'd be great.
To. Mhmm.
Oh. Oh.
Is all this really necessary, guys?
Honey, you know that foreplay is the most important part of sex.
That. Dude, she answered the question. Is she wet or not? Be a man and find out for yourself.
My god. Oh, that feels so good.
My god.
Tell her that you pussy away better with her.
Baby, you could learn a thing or two from your son.
Good. It gets done just from bragging. Alright? I need to be taught.
Just
keeping my hat while he's doing the end. You'll take notes while you're sitting there, Jack.
I'm still your father. Alright? You don't tell me what you're doing unless
I ask.
Mommy? Mhmm.
Fuck. That's what that fertile place you need. Daddy, need watch this. Mhmm. You said you wanted to watch. Watch.
Quit taking on your father.
To
be clear, I don't really wanna watch. I just wanna be present. Everybody shut up.
Alright. Hey. Time Time out. I think we need to reassess the game plan here. We are barreling towards a loss as a family. What? Get out of here. Go to the living room. I am not gonna go to the living room. You think I'm just gonna go to the fucking lobby when the baby's here? I'm gonna be here for every step of the way, goddamn it. Honey, you know that I just want another baby. I do too. That's why I agreed to this. That's
it. Seven enough. Get out of here. God, I can't wait any longer. I'm not going anywhere. Alright? You better knock my fucking wife up.
Do If this for nothing,
I'm gonna be so mad. If you shut up, I'll put a fucking baby in there right now. Do it. I don't know how you blasted this. How many fucking are you? I don't know what's taking so long. When I get in there at 10 pumps, Max. Well, that's you. That's why you don't have a fucking kid. Quit getting a place. Make one. Do it. Not yet.
Oh my god. You got a problem. Get your ass out of here. Go fucking in here.
Not, just get to the fucking point. I'll turn you off.
You're lucky I fucked my back up in space, or I would go. Yeah. Sure you sure are. Yeah. Yeah. It's your back.
And my ligaments and my penis.
Oh,
shit.
There's nowhere else for that cock to go. It's so fucking deep.
Face your husband.
Get on my knees with vision. I'll just listen to you.
Baby,
isn't this beautiful? This is the creation of life.
Not exactly what I envisioned.
No. No. Wanted to be here and insist on saying something. Maybe it's a beautiful experience. Do want not to see us?
We're telling everyone I'm the boss. Okay? The truth never leaves this room.
You're
telling me to do.
Can
you scoop it inside me? Does
it even work? I don't know. It's worth a shot.
Maybe we should just try for another day.
Alright.
Yeah. What's for dinner?
I'll order pizza.
Fuck me.