WEBVTT 00:00:54.229 --> 00:00:55.829 So Wow. 00:00:56.229 --> 00:00:59.030 What do you think? You look so good, baby. 00:01:00.390 --> 00:01:01.350 Okay. Well, 00:01:02.390 --> 00:01:03.590 are you 00:01:04.390 --> 00:01:04.950 ready 00:01:05.924 --> 00:01:06.564 to 00:01:08.645 --> 00:01:09.765 put it immediately? 00:01:10.165 --> 00:01:11.765 It would be my honor. 00:01:13.365 --> 00:01:14.405 Let's 00:01:14.405 --> 00:01:15.045 make a baby. 00:01:52.659 --> 00:01:55.299 It's fine, really. I'm so sorry. 00:01:55.939 --> 00:02:02.334 This is super embarrassing. I'm really, really sorry. Something's seriously wrong. I think I got hurt at work or something. Don't 00:02:03.215 --> 00:02:06.575 Honey, don't blame yourself. It's not that big of a deal. 00:02:08.175 --> 00:02:14.460 Look. We can try again another day. Yeah. I hope so. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. How about I go get some water? 00:02:14.700 --> 00:02:21.340 Yeah. Maybe there's something in the water that could help. You know? Like, the minerals will kinda get me going. Yeah. So Alright. Thank you. 00:02:24.995 --> 00:02:26.675 Fuck. This is embarrassing. 00:02:27.235 --> 00:02:31.555 You know what the minerals are kinda getting you going? Yeah. So Right. Thank you. 00:06:38.410 --> 00:06:41.610 Hey, ma. What's up? Sweetie, what are you doing? 00:06:42.329 --> 00:06:53.014 Come on, mommy. You know what I'm doing. What do you mean? Come on, mom. I saw you outside of my room. Oh my god. Honey, I'm so sorry. Yeah. Don't be sorry. I'm into you. Okay. 00:06:53.014 --> 00:06:56.535 Don't say that. I'm your mother. You're my stepmother. 00:06:56.535 --> 00:06:59.610 It's way different. Besides, I can give you a dad can. 00:07:00.250 --> 00:07:05.610 What do you mean? Come on. I heard you guys talking last night. I know you want a baby. 00:07:08.170 --> 00:07:09.690 Dad, this is insane. 00:07:09.850 --> 00:07:12.955 Come on, mom. All this come is for you. Oh. 00:07:18.074 --> 00:07:21.595 Can't believe I'm doing this. Oh, it'll fine. Wow. 00:07:28.279 --> 00:07:30.839 Can I taste it? Of course. It's all yours, mom. 00:07:50.675 --> 00:07:51.074 Yes. 00:09:30.434 --> 00:09:34.995 I think your dad's home. Are you serious? Shit. You know what? I think that I 00:09:35.315 --> 00:09:39.154 think I should probably talk to him before we do this. Oh, you should just get it good. 00:09:40.195 --> 00:09:42.835 So you just meet right here. Okay? Okay. Alright. So, Alright. 00:09:52.549 --> 00:09:54.549 Honey, are you ready to give your 00:09:55.134 --> 00:09:56.414 son a blessing? 00:09:56.735 --> 00:10:04.254 I feel like there's gotta be a better way to do this. Maybe, like, IVF or something? Honey, this is how I wanna do this. 00:10:05.294 --> 00:10:11.250 Look. It doesn't mean I don't love you. It just means that our son is gonna be the one to make this dream come true. 00:10:11.730 --> 00:10:14.610 Yeah. Dad, don't worry. It's gonna be just fine. 00:10:15.410 --> 00:10:18.690 You know, one day we're all gonna laugh about this. I 00:10:19.009 --> 00:10:21.250 hope you're right. Right now, I wanna cry. 00:10:24.455 --> 00:10:28.215 But I love you, and if this is what you want, 00:10:28.855 --> 00:10:29.815 then okay. 00:10:30.375 --> 00:10:31.175 Okay. 00:10:32.695 --> 00:10:33.335 So 00:10:35.174 --> 00:10:36.055 are 00:10:36.615 --> 00:10:37.254 you ready? 00:10:37.740 --> 00:10:38.620 Okay. 00:10:55.514 --> 00:10:58.235 Looks like you're ready. Yeah. Go 00:10:58.235 --> 00:10:59.514 in with your dad. 00:10:59.915 --> 00:11:03.670 I'm not going anywhere. I mean, I'm gonna supervise this. 00:11:03.910 --> 00:11:09.430 I will be here for the conception of my child. Babe, come on. It's so awkward. It's 00:11:09.430 --> 00:11:17.830 awkward for me too, but I I this is I'm not comfortable leaving the room. If I'm not here, that's messed up. Hey, mom. If he wants to stay, you enjoy the show, dad. 00:11:21.455 --> 00:11:25.934 You might not even be my son. I'm sorry. This is crazy. Maybe a little jealous. 00:11:48.815 --> 00:11:50.575 Off. Yes, please. 00:11:50.575 --> 00:11:52.735 Can't get pregnant through your mouth, sweetie. 00:11:53.294 --> 00:11:56.735 Uh-huh. I'm just warming him up. We're enjoying ourselves a little bit. 00:11:59.695 --> 00:12:01.695 Oh, fuck. That'd be great. 00:12:32.909 --> 00:12:34.589 To. Mhmm. 00:12:37.949 --> 00:12:39.230 Oh. Oh. 00:12:44.669 --> 00:12:44.990 Oh. Oh. 00:13:29.990 --> 00:13:32.230 Is all this really necessary, guys? 00:13:33.029 --> 00:13:36.070 Honey, you know that foreplay is the most important part of sex. 00:13:57.029 --> 00:14:01.350 That. Dude, she answered the question. Is she wet or not? Be a man and find out for yourself. 00:14:50.039 --> 00:14:52.360 My god. Oh, that feels so good. 00:14:53.399 --> 00:14:54.279 My god. 00:14:55.399 --> 00:14:57.639 Tell her that you pussy away better with her. 00:14:57.960 --> 00:15:00.039 Baby, you could learn a thing or two from your son. 00:15:02.335 --> 00:15:06.174 Good. It gets done just from bragging. Alright? I need to be taught. 00:15:07.214 --> 00:15:07.774 Just 00:15:08.735 --> 00:15:12.414 keeping my hat while he's doing the end. You'll take notes while you're sitting there, Jack. 00:15:13.615 --> 00:15:17.309 I'm still your father. Alright? You don't tell me what you're doing unless 00:15:17.309 --> 00:15:17.870 I ask. 00:15:35.044 --> 00:15:36.245 Mommy? Mhmm. 00:15:37.044 --> 00:15:42.565 Fuck. That's what that fertile place you need. Daddy, need watch this. Mhmm. You said you wanted to watch. Watch. 00:15:45.799 --> 00:15:47.399 Quit taking on your father. 00:15:47.720 --> 00:15:48.360 To 00:15:48.600 --> 00:15:53.079 be clear, I don't really wanna watch. I just wanna be present. Everybody shut up. 00:16:52.590 --> 00:17:14.430 Alright. Hey. Time Time out. I think we need to reassess the game plan here. We are barreling towards a loss as a family. What? Get out of here. Go to the living room. I am not gonna go to the living room. You think I'm just gonna go to the fucking lobby when the baby's here? I'm gonna be here for every step of the way, goddamn it. Honey, you know that I just want another baby. I do too. That's why I agreed to this. That's 00:17:14.430 --> 00:17:21.309 it. Seven enough. Get out of here. God, I can't wait any longer. I'm not going anywhere. Alright? You better knock my fucking wife up. 00:17:22.269 --> 00:17:23.595 Do If this for nothing, 00:17:23.994 --> 00:17:41.269 I'm gonna be so mad. If you shut up, I'll put a fucking baby in there right now. Do it. I don't know how you blasted this. How many fucking are you? I don't know what's taking so long. When I get in there at 10 pumps, Max. Well, that's you. That's why you don't have a fucking kid. Quit getting a place. Make one. Do it. Not yet. 00:17:42.389 --> 00:17:46.229 Oh my god. You got a problem. Get your ass out of here. Go fucking in here. 00:17:46.629 --> 00:17:48.710 Not, just get to the fucking point. I'll turn you off. 00:17:55.264 --> 00:18:01.825 You're lucky I fucked my back up in space, or I would go. Yeah. Sure you sure are. Yeah. Yeah. It's your back. 00:18:02.625 --> 00:18:04.450 And my ligaments and my penis. 00:22:25.559 --> 00:22:26.440 Oh, 00:22:26.839 --> 00:22:27.160 shit. 00:22:28.434 --> 00:22:31.234 There's nowhere else for that cock to go. It's so fucking deep. 00:22:32.994 --> 00:22:34.114 Face your husband. 00:22:34.355 --> 00:22:36.594 Get on my knees with vision. I'll just listen to you. 00:22:36.994 --> 00:22:37.794 Baby, 00:22:38.754 --> 00:22:41.315 isn't this beautiful? This is the creation of life. 00:22:42.115 --> 00:22:44.140 Not exactly what I envisioned. 00:23:53.355 --> 00:23:59.355 No. No. Wanted to be here and insist on saying something. Maybe it's a beautiful experience. Do want not to see us? 00:24:03.180 --> 00:24:07.820 We're telling everyone I'm the boss. Okay? The truth never leaves this room. 00:29:37.779 --> 00:29:40.339 You're 00:29:40.339 --> 00:29:41.539 telling me to do. 00:29:42.019 --> 00:29:42.899 Can 00:29:44.259 --> 00:29:45.940 you scoop it inside me? Does 00:29:46.740 --> 00:29:49.059 it even work? I don't know. It's worth a shot. 00:29:53.674 --> 00:29:55.595 Maybe we should just try for another day. 00:29:56.795 --> 00:29:57.595 Alright. 00:29:57.835 --> 00:29:59.514 Yeah. What's for dinner? 00:30:01.914 --> 00:30:02.875 I'll order pizza. 00:30:08.131 --> 00:30:08.930 Fuck me.