WEBVTT 00:00:17.855 --> 00:00:23.550 Hi. I'm Taylor, and I'm Nate's mom. I love my stepson. I really do. But Nate is 00:00:23.600 --> 00:00:26.830 nearing 30, and he's still living at home. 00:00:27.614 --> 00:00:32.957 I am a single woman, and I am in my prime ready to mingle and get out there. 00:00:33.008 --> 00:00:38.067 But Nate, he just has no prospects. He's not doing anything. He's got no 00:00:38.118 --> 00:00:43.320 girlfriend. Nothing. So I don't know if he's ever gonna leave the nest. So 00:00:43.369 --> 00:00:48.996 drastic times call for drastic measures. I am so tired of the dating scene. It's 00:00:49.046 --> 00:00:54.531 all fuckboys and players who are just looking for one thing. I'm looking for a 00:00:54.582 --> 00:01:00.067 nice guy, someone that I can have a real connection with, someone who makes me 00:01:00.117 --> 00:01:05.602 laugh and is looking for a long term thing. Is that too much to ask? My mom is 00:01:05.653 --> 00:01:11.138 making me do this. I'd rather be at home playing video games online. I have no 00:01:11.188 --> 00:01:16.674 interest in girls. In fact, the last one I talked to kicked me in the nuts and 00:01:16.723 --> 00:01:20.801 called me a pussy. So I have pretty low expectations. 00:01:22.299 --> 00:01:26.837 I thought this would be weird, but it's actually kinda hot. 00:01:27.579 --> 00:01:31.900 This boy knows nothing about dating. I just I can't. 00:01:33.180 --> 00:01:38.237 I'm really excited to get to know him. I hope it's a good date. Nate really is 00:01:38.288 --> 00:01:43.477 a mama's boy. I'm in his ear, and I'm telling him what to do. It is foolproof. I 00:01:43.527 --> 00:01:47.141 guess I have to take matters into my own hands. 00:01:50.525 --> 00:01:54.756 He looks really put together. I really like his outfit. 00:01:55.530 --> 00:02:01.230 I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited to meet him. So I walk in and I see Lexi, 00:02:01.279 --> 00:02:05.433 and she's like the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 00:02:06.454 --> 00:02:10.602 Okay. So I got him looking really nice, put together, hair all put together, 00:02:10.652 --> 00:02:16.729 very nice. As long as he doesn't talk about gaming, I think we're in the clear. 00:02:19.530 --> 00:02:22.409 Hi. My name is Nate. 00:02:23.770 --> 00:02:27.370 I'm Lexi. Nice to meet you. Cool. 00:02:35.134 --> 00:02:41.375 He is so weird. I don't know if I'm gonna last. Like, something's just not 00:02:41.424 --> 00:02:47.919 right about him. Okay. Nate, you can hear me. Right? Okay. Remember, you're a 00:02:47.969 --> 00:02:51.370 cool and confident guy. You got this. So 00:02:52.969 --> 00:02:54.770 do you like movies? 00:02:56.650 --> 00:02:58.449 Yeah. I guess. 00:02:59.689 --> 00:03:02.455 Do you? Oh, yeah. Sometimes. 00:03:03.014 --> 00:03:10.638 I'm not home playing video games. Nate, are you kidding me? I can't concentrate 00:03:10.687 --> 00:03:18.311 because my mom keeps yapping in my ear. Jamie, no. No. No. Don't do the classic 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:21.080 yawn and stretch. Do it now. 00:03:34.495 --> 00:03:38.574 Are you okay? Yeah. I was just stretching. 00:03:42.669 --> 00:03:49.469 Oh, you're hopeless. K. We're gonna go level two. Touch the bulb. Do it. 00:03:50.669 --> 00:03:52.824 You've got to be kidding me. 00:04:00.334 --> 00:04:04.574 What are you doing? I I thought I saw a spider. 00:04:05.614 --> 00:04:09.775 A spider? Seriously? You can do better than that. 00:04:11.230 --> 00:04:13.030 Her 00:04:13.230 --> 00:04:14.699 boob 00:04:14.750 --> 00:04:17.629 is so soft and squishy. 00:04:18.110 --> 00:04:22.369 We're doing okay, but I think we can do better. So what I think I want you to 00:04:22.419 --> 00:04:26.790 do actually, what I want you to do is when she goes for a pint of popcorn, grab 00:04:26.840 --> 00:04:29.610 her hand and pull her in for a kiss. 00:04:40.220 --> 00:04:43.451 Screw Fortnite. We're gonna do it tonight. 00:04:47.019 --> 00:04:52.449 Okay. So he's in there. He's doing a great job, making the moves, going in for 00:04:52.498 --> 00:04:58.067 a kiss, and then I lose him. I don't know. The earpiece stopped working. I'm not 00:04:58.118 --> 00:05:00.271 sure. Crayton. Good job. Oh, 00:05:03.285 --> 00:05:07.740 can you hear me? Can you hear me? Nate, can you hear me? 00:05:22.764 --> 00:05:25.084 Okay. We got this. 00:05:27.004 --> 00:05:28.805 Wait for a time. 00:05:35.039 --> 00:05:36.839 Who are you? Oh, I 00:05:39.360 --> 00:05:43.600 was just checking the projector. I am I 00:05:45.279 --> 00:05:49.665 was just checking the projector. Mom, what are you doing? 00:05:49.915 --> 00:05:54.874 Oh, I what? I'm okay. I'm sorry. Oh, okay. Here's the thing. I was just trying 00:05:54.924 --> 00:05:59.882 to help my boy out. He's a really sweet guy. He's kinda broken, but, you know, 00:05:59.933 --> 00:06:04.827 he's really sweet and he'd be a great boyfriend. He seemed like a sweet girl, 00:06:04.877 --> 00:06:09.773 and I was just trying to wingman him, wing woman him, trying to help him out, 00:06:09.822 --> 00:06:14.588 you know, trying to get him out of the house. The date is already not going 00:06:14.639 --> 00:06:19.485 well. And to make things even worse, his freaking mom shows up. 00:06:19.964 --> 00:06:24.887 I see you guys are weird. No. No. Please don't go. Okay? Just to 00:06:25.485 --> 00:06:28.562 prove to you how desperate I am, please. 00:06:30.589 --> 00:06:35.975 I'll do anything. Just Mom. I'm just worried I'm gonna end up liking his mom 00:06:36.025 --> 00:06:41.482 more than him. Well, somebody needed to seal the deal. Come on. It's not that 00:06:41.531 --> 00:06:46.987 hard. It's all about making connections and having fun. We're all human. Mom, 00:06:47.038 --> 00:06:51.961 you're being so weird about it. Oh, come on. Just just kiss her. 00:07:09.029 --> 00:07:11.567 Now use your tongue a little bit. 00:07:11.910 --> 00:07:15.225 Tongue? Yeah. Stick it in around. 00:07:39.360 --> 00:07:41.160 Keep going. 00:08:05.569 --> 00:08:09.800 Just like that, you're doing so good. I grab her thigh. 00:08:11.475 --> 00:08:13.274 Gross her body. 00:08:17.634 --> 00:08:19.435 Is she like that? 00:08:26.139 --> 00:08:28.677 Now go up her skirt a little bit. 00:08:30.699 --> 00:08:34.299 Skirt? Yeah. Is she wearing any panties? 00:08:36.460 --> 00:08:41.315 Yeah. She is. That's okay. It's something to play with. 00:08:42.434 --> 00:08:45.554 Come on. Keep kissing. Keep touching. 00:08:53.289 --> 00:08:55.690 Yep. Slowly, gently. 00:09:01.450 --> 00:09:04.527 Her body will tell you if it feels good. 00:09:20.929 --> 00:09:24.160 You're doing so good. I'm so proud of you. 00:09:25.330 --> 00:09:27.129 You're growing up. 00:09:36.554 --> 00:09:41.684 Now I don't want you to grab your boob. Your boob? Come on. Go inside your 00:09:41.735 --> 00:09:43.534 dress. 00:09:43.995 --> 00:09:49.241 Are you sure we should be doing this here? Oh my god. Where? There's nobody 00:09:49.292 --> 00:09:52.677 else here. Let's have some fun. Yeah. Right? 00:09:57.120 --> 00:10:00.966 Cool. You've never seen a pierce before, have you? 00:10:04.115 --> 00:10:05.914 Makes it more fun. 00:10:07.475 --> 00:10:12.195 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just like that. Now use your mouth 00:10:13.075 --> 00:10:20.039 and suck on and lick up. You want me to suck on it and look at it? Yeah. 00:10:21.320 --> 00:10:25.799 He's so shy. I know. See, I have to get involved. 00:10:26.600 --> 00:10:29.054 Had to help. I guess so. 00:10:31.054 --> 00:10:36.363 Just like that. And not too hard to make sure it's delicate and soft. 00:10:41.330 --> 00:10:47.022 Make sure you check-in with her. Is she is she liking it? Okay. I like it. 00:10:48.129 --> 00:10:49.759 Now 00:10:49.809 --> 00:10:51.610 with your other hand, 00:10:52.745 --> 00:10:54.544 travel back down 00:10:56.024 --> 00:11:00.024 to your panties and yeah. Like that. 00:11:13.460 --> 00:11:17.299 Alright. Now stick your hand in her panties. 00:11:18.580 --> 00:11:20.379 Wow. Come on. 00:11:21.495 --> 00:11:25.335 Come on. Yeah. Sure. Mhmm. Yeah. 00:11:29.415 --> 00:11:36.230 And she it's a little wet down there. A little bit. Yeah? I mean, she likes it. 00:11:45.024 --> 00:11:48.225 Mhmm. You look pretty. Oh, cute. Boy. 00:11:49.904 --> 00:11:51.705 That's a sweet guy. 00:11:53.985 --> 00:11:55.784 Now lick your finger. 00:11:56.304 --> 00:11:58.105 Lick your fingers. 00:11:59.149 --> 00:12:02.110 And stick them inside of her. Inside. 00:12:16.634 --> 00:12:18.434 Just like that. 00:12:21.595 --> 00:12:23.394 Do it right. Yep. 00:12:23.995 --> 00:12:26.075 Slowly, delicately rub. 00:12:27.430 --> 00:12:31.110 In and out. Yeah. Okay. 00:12:43.585 --> 00:12:45.893 You're doing so good, sweetie. 00:12:57.139 --> 00:12:58.940 You're doing so good. 00:12:59.700 --> 00:13:01.500 Thank you. 00:13:07.794 --> 00:13:10.332 I need to move on. Wanna do more? 00:13:11.154 --> 00:13:14.355 Like what? I want you to put your mouth 00:13:15.154 --> 00:13:17.394 down here on her pussy. 00:13:18.195 --> 00:13:21.720 Lick it. Mhmm. Okay. 00:13:32.360 --> 00:13:36.668 Yeah. Just like slowly and delicately. Delicately. Mhmm. 00:13:38.835 --> 00:13:40.835 Good boy. Just 00:13:43.394 --> 00:13:45.195 like that. 00:13:47.634 --> 00:13:49.634 Stuck on that little clit. 00:13:58.259 --> 00:14:00.567 Grace your tongue up and down. 00:14:01.460 --> 00:14:05.934 Up and down. Mhmm. Her body's gonna tell you. 00:14:08.815 --> 00:14:10.615 She likes that. 00:14:14.575 --> 00:14:16.375 Good boy. 00:14:30.389 --> 00:14:35.697 Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah. Add the two. See, now you're getting creative. 00:14:35.945 --> 00:14:38.636 You know exactly what you're doing. 00:15:00.865 --> 00:15:05.019 The biggest list you can always had to please a woman. 00:15:15.339 --> 00:15:20.539 Just keep doing that. Yeah. Get a good rhythm down. Mhmm. 00:15:48.129 --> 00:15:51.206 So now I want you to pull out your dick. 00:15:52.004 --> 00:15:57.596 Serious? Pull out your penis, and I want you to start fucking away, play with 00:15:57.646 --> 00:15:59.955 yourself a little bit. Oh, no. 00:16:00.884 --> 00:16:04.245 Really? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. 00:16:07.269 --> 00:16:09.654 I was afraid this would happen. 00:16:10.309 --> 00:16:12.924 That's why I always come prepared. 00:16:16.309 --> 00:16:21.154 Mom, what are you doing? I'm just trying to the ball rolling. Oh, 00:16:21.205 --> 00:16:24.485 I didn't know you were this big. 00:16:25.125 --> 00:16:28.485 I know. Well, you're gonna have some fun. 00:16:41.230 --> 00:16:45.230 Do you guys normally do this? No. I swear. 00:16:46.924 --> 00:16:48.725 She 00:16:49.725 --> 00:16:52.524 seems really uncomfortable. Just 00:16:54.125 --> 00:16:59.075 trying to help him out. I'm just trying to I want him to start having sex, you 00:16:59.124 --> 00:17:04.202 know, with Find a girlfriend. So if I have to teach him the ropes, that's what I 00:17:04.253 --> 00:17:06.053 gotta do. 00:17:16.605 --> 00:17:18.682 Oh, that feels really good. 00:17:30.059 --> 00:17:33.099 You wanna get it? Yeah? Okay. 00:17:46.044 --> 00:17:48.285 Feels good? Uh-huh. Yeah. 00:17:49.244 --> 00:17:53.321 Should I give it to her? Yes. You should. Mhmm. Yeah. 00:19:11.634 --> 00:19:14.674 Well A little bit more. Yeah? Yeah. 00:19:49.294 --> 00:19:51.095 I wanna bend here. 00:20:57.420 --> 00:20:59.220 Nice and wet. 00:21:00.140 --> 00:21:01.940 Good girl. 00:21:30.244 --> 00:21:32.325 Yes. Oh, boy. 00:21:51.500 --> 00:21:56.029 I'm doing it right now. What? I'm doing it right. You're doing just fine. 00:21:56.080 --> 00:22:01.541 You're doing great. Mhmm. How does it make you feel? Really good. Yeah. 00:22:26.630 --> 00:22:33.373 Let me sit down on the couch so she can really have some fun with you. Okay. 00:22:33.423 --> 00:22:35.222 Come on. Mhmm. 00:23:25.855 --> 00:23:28.494 Grip onto our guts. Yep. Firm. 00:23:29.694 --> 00:23:35.619 Balance her up and down. Yep. Grab her ass cheeks. Oh, yeah. Oh, 00:23:36.579 --> 00:23:39.220 that's so good. Oh my god. 00:23:44.820 --> 00:23:48.819 Catch. You were so good, honey. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. 00:24:19.654 --> 00:24:25.375 my gosh. Yeah. You hear those moaning, sweetie? Mhmm. That's knows that she's 00:24:25.424 --> 00:24:30.424 enjoying herself. Mhmm. Yeah. She likes your cock. It feels good. 00:26:46.900 --> 00:26:49.779 Let me take a turn. Let 00:26:54.259 --> 00:26:56.059 me get it on this. 00:28:06.080 --> 00:28:09.694 Oh, yeah. Come on, my boy. Give it to me. Yeah. 00:28:24.625 --> 00:28:27.904 fucking mommy likes this. Oh, yeah. 00:28:38.250 --> 00:28:41.930 Fuck. Yes. Oh, shit. I mean, 00:28:43.049 --> 00:28:44.964 he needs body. 00:28:52.724 --> 00:28:57.539 my god. You're doing so good. Oh, thanks, mom. 00:29:01.700 --> 00:29:05.380 Yeah. Keep kissing her. Oh. Come on. Yeah. 00:29:09.380 --> 00:29:12.434 If you can't finger her. Come on. 00:29:16.515 --> 00:29:20.130 You're making that pretty girl feel good. Yeah. 00:29:42.055 --> 00:29:43.855 Fuck. Oh. 00:29:44.295 --> 00:29:48.694 Make mommy come. Make mommy come. Yeah. Yes. 00:29:58.930 --> 00:30:00.730 fuck. Yeah. 00:30:17.835 --> 00:30:20.394 Yeah. Oh, you fuck her again? 00:31:23.419 --> 00:31:28.691 It make you feel good. Yeah. Oh. It's something you wanna do all the time, 00:31:28.741 --> 00:31:30.540 isn't it? Yeah. 00:31:58.605 --> 00:32:03.884 You're doing so good. I'm so I'm proud of you. Oh, yeah. 00:32:30.805 --> 00:32:36.267 Oh, I know you could do it. All you needed was a little bit of my help. 00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:11.240 Come on. Give it to her, honey. Oh my god. 00:33:32.529 --> 00:33:37.689 I just fact that you're doing so good that we made this happen for you. You're 00:33:37.738 --> 00:33:41.046 finally gonna get to come on a girl's face. 00:33:41.650 --> 00:33:45.265 I know I've seen all the porn on your computer. 00:33:45.494 --> 00:33:48.957 I know that that's that's what you like most. 00:33:51.095 --> 00:33:52.894 Fuck you. 00:34:02.880 --> 00:34:04.680 So good. 00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:13.936 God. Deeper. Deeper. Fuck it deeper. Taser. Pull all the way up. All the way 00:34:13.986 --> 00:34:16.445 in. All the way out. Yeah. 00:34:18.125 --> 00:34:21.893 Let her feel every inch of your cock, baby. Yeah. 00:34:23.164 --> 00:34:31.577 Women love that. Uh-huh. Now faster. You're doing so good. Yeah. Faster. Mhmm. 00:34:31.627 --> 00:34:33.427 Yeah. 00:34:36.010 --> 00:34:37.809 Slow it down. 00:34:39.025 --> 00:34:45.425 Slow it down. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah. 00:34:48.465 --> 00:34:50.264 Every inch. 00:34:51.140 --> 00:34:53.219 Oh my god. Okay. 00:34:54.500 --> 00:34:58.731 Now I want you to come fuck me a little bit more. Okay. 00:35:31.734 --> 00:35:34.215 It's so hot. Oh my god. 00:35:40.215 --> 00:35:42.523 Just let down for mommy. Yeah. 00:35:45.510 --> 00:35:48.309 Now I feel every fucking inch. Yes. 00:35:56.230 --> 00:35:58.030 Sit on 00:36:41.069 --> 00:36:46.269 yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh my god. 00:36:48.429 --> 00:36:51.789 Yes. It's just right there. Oh. Oh, 00:36:52.589 --> 00:36:54.389 so good. 00:36:54.734 --> 00:36:57.614 Oh my god. Oh, the night before. 00:36:58.655 --> 00:37:03.000 It's gonna make me come. Oh my no. No. Don't come. Don't come yet. Don't come. 00:37:03.049 --> 00:37:07.451 Come on. I know you like her, but you don't even want any cum in a girl's face. 00:37:07.500 --> 00:37:09.300 Come on. Come Come on. 00:37:10.500 --> 00:37:14.961 On. Get out of position. Yeah. Come on. Where do you come? 00:37:32.594 --> 00:37:34.394 I feel good, honey. 00:37:35.289 --> 00:37:40.981 You did such a good a good job. I'm so proud of you. So proud of love you. 00:37:42.170 --> 00:37:48.833 It. Thank Maybe she'll go out with you again. It's a really good day. I would 00:37:48.883 --> 00:37:51.324 do it again. Very cool. Yay. 00:37:52.525 --> 00:37:55.139 It's with both of you, especially. 00:38:01.010 --> 00:38:04.289 Turns out, this is the best date ever. 00:38:05.329 --> 00:38:08.483 I never thought I'd enjoy banging my mom. 00:38:09.489 --> 00:38:15.090 But, boy, was I wrong? Finally, Nate gets it. Oh my god. I'm so happy.