Have a seat, miss.
So
you don't have
everything you'd like to tell me now, do you?
No? No. No? Mm-mm. Should maybe something
got put in your bag by by accident
or something?
Nope. There's nothing This
is my personal property, and I am holding on to it. So everything
in that bag has been bought and paper by you? Yes. Everything there is mine. Oh, outstanding. Well, we're gonna need to take a look at that. So if you don't mind According to my personal rights, you don't have the right to receive what's in my bag. Well, according to shopkeeper's privilege,
I do have a right to that. And look, if you don't want to show it to me, maybe we'll just call the police and get them over here and get them involved. I'm
sure, what are you, some kind of medical professional or something like that? I'm sure your job would really be enthusiastic
about having a shoplifter there working
for them. I'm
a resident at the local hospital.
And I have
extremely upstanding character.
Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character.
So listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. So if you just let me go through it, maybe we can work something out and cut you a little break. But if I call the police here, they're just gonna arrest you. You got a chance on me. You have no chance with them.
So Okay.
Alright?
So
alright.
You're up to go now. Come on.
Alright?
Now listen.
I can be nice. We we we we can we can you know, it's it's not the end of the world.
Mhmm.
I I need that for my blood pressure.
Yeah. I have blood pressure issues.
I've owned that for, like, years. Years.
Mhmm.
Well I used that too on my grandma. Looks pretty new to me.
And
still in the package?
I I just like to keep it there so it doesn't get dirty.
I mean I I I Thank you for loss. Swear I can explain.
Listen.
Do you happen to have a receipt for any of those items?
You know, I told them that they could keep the receipt, you know, that it was all in my head. Okay. Well, I there's remember a the things that I purchased and I would keep it in my bag. And that's what I did. I walked out of the store with everything that was mine.
Here's the problem with that. We have security cameras all over the place
and
none of those show you going through the register on your way out.
And that's just the facts. Maybe I just you know, I I walked in a way where the where the cameras just could not see. Listen, I'm
tired of the lies. I really am.
I really am. So you just need to be honest with me
and
we can get through this.
Because right now you're
pissing me off and I'm just gonna call the police. And when they get a hold of you Please, I'm a medical student. If
you call the police, I will lose my position at the hospital.
I'm in a very envious position.
I I can't lose this opportunity. And if you do this,
you would be ruining my future.
I'd say one. Would you guys stand up for me?
Go ahead. Stand up.
Stand up.
Come on, sweetie. Stand up. There you go.
That's good. I I don't have anything on me. Take your jacket off. Why are you taking my jacket off? You said you didn't have anything in your in your backpack either, and I found half the store in there. So
so you just go ahead and put your hand put your arms up.
All way out to the side.
Okay.
See, there's nothing on me.
Why do you have to hold my hip like that?
Listen, don't tell you how to do your job. It's just you're very close to my body and to my personal space.
Well,
I'm getting some very strange readings, you know, from this. So I didn't hear a single beep. That thing's, like, dead. We're gonna have to
do a little further investigation and do a strip search on you. Strip search? Yeah. Yeah. That's what we're Is the standard procedure for
procedure? Listen,
in a situation that ends like this, there is no standard procedures. Okay?
I'm like, standard procedure is I just call the police and just have you picked up the Okay. Okay. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll
I will
strip.
Woah.
Look.
I'm compliant.
There you go.
I just need that. That's what I'm trying to do.
Just have to
Okay. That's underneath my bra bands. Mhmm.
It sure is.
Let's see I can get inside here.
I feel like you're you're holding on to things that you should not be holding on to.
Definitely some interesting
things. Okay. Can can we like, what are you doing right now? I just I need to know for sure that that this is actually
for security purposes. You're like, you're reaching under my clothes And I need to know for and you're touching really closely right now. Mhmm.
That's
my job. And I need to know for sure that you don't have anything else tucked anywhere else. Okay. Okay. That's what I'm looking for. Sorry. And the more you argue with me, Let's the harder it just do it. Just just go on with it. So
you can hear, I'm
getting some There's no beeping. Some readings. There's there's there's no readings. So, yeah,
I'm gonna need to remove
the rest of your clothing to
to make sure.
Officer Perve
needs to see my panties.
Obviously,
I shoved a whole bunch of medical equipment up my
pussy.
Yeah.
We'll find that out for sure. Mhmm.
Alright. We're gonna take this off.
I
I need some form of clothing,
officer.
Alright. We these are gonna have to come off.
Seriously?
Yep.
That's
why they call them strip strips, ma'am. I didn't nail it. I just performed it. Okay.
Alright. Would you guys put your leg up on the table there for me? For what? Because I
have to look
everywhere. You have to look where? I have to look everywhere.
Oh,
I was just joking.
Well,
I'm not joking. Is was just joking.
This is not joking.
This is so fucking frustrating.
I can't believe you have to do This is humiliating.
Oh, well, I'm I'm I'm just not convinced you don't have something inside here. So
What would I put in there? You won't believe the stuff that I have found inside of people in the past.
To be thorough, I'm gonna have to be outside there.
Okay. I can barely fit your finger.
We have small items in the store, so
it's not really justifiable.
Excuse. Okay.
Hi. Yeah?
Be gentle in there.
Seriously.
Oh, you don't have time for this.
I'm gonna have to go back soon. Would you like that? Go ahead and sit back down. Finally.
And have a seat. Have a seat. Well,
so here where we're at.
Mhmm. You have well over a thousand dollars there in merchandise.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's medical equipment. It's not cheap. You know this.
So
currently,
I have you for a felony right now. If I call the police, they're gonna book you.
More likely, you're gonna get dropped as a resident,
and your whole medical career
is now down the drain
all because you chose
not papers and miters.
So
are we on the same page here?
Are you a damn one of the future doctors of America?
It's not something that I wanna do, but it's my job. So don't make me do my job.
Okay?
So but,
you know, in all of reality,
I think we can work something out.
It could be
amicable for
both parties involved.
Think if you,
you know what I mean?
So
So wait.
You you just
you would let all of this go
if I just
let you fondle me?
Well, we can start there.
Start? How far are you intending to go? We can talk about it. Well, I mean, listen. We're talking about a felony here. So,
you know, how bad do you not wanna
go to jail?
I really don't wanna go to jail. Okay. So
are we in agreement?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh my god. You expect me to have sex with this thing?
Baby steps. You're fine.
It's like,
that's the size of my arm.
I'm sure you'll be just fine.
You'll be damned if I let go, like,
Oh, yeah. The future is not what I'm interested in ruining right now.
That's that position we had before.
My god. Yeah.
Let's just get it over with. You're
so big.
Fuck. Why does it have to be so big?
You're telling me.
You're
too big,
big stupid
cock.
I hate that you're good at this.
Oh.
Okay.
I'm sorry for taking.
Oh my god. Yes.
Does he feel so good?
Wow.
Well,
I guess you're
feel free to do your residency stuff now.
Thank you. Well, we have a deal.
Oh. Okay. Okay?
Mhmm. Alright.
Get out of my store.
Okay.