WEBVTT 00:00:21.835 --> 00:00:22.875 Have a seat, miss. 00:00:24.875 --> 00:00:25.594 So 00:00:25.754 --> 00:00:26.954 you don't have 00:00:27.195 --> 00:00:28.634 everything you'd like to tell me now, do you? 00:00:30.690 --> 00:00:35.090 No? No. No? Mm-mm. Should maybe something 00:00:35.570 --> 00:00:38.450 got put in your bag by by accident 00:00:38.609 --> 00:00:39.570 or something? 00:00:39.890 --> 00:00:40.929 Nope. There's nothing This 00:00:41.489 --> 00:00:45.814 is my personal property, and I am holding on to it. So everything 00:00:45.814 --> 00:01:01.820 in that bag has been bought and paper by you? Yes. Everything there is mine. Oh, outstanding. Well, we're gonna need to take a look at that. So if you don't mind According to my personal rights, you don't have the right to receive what's in my bag. Well, according to shopkeeper's privilege, 00:01:02.140 --> 00:01:09.739 I do have a right to that. And look, if you don't want to show it to me, maybe we'll just call the police and get them over here and get them involved. I'm 00:01:09.739 --> 00:01:14.975 sure, what are you, some kind of medical professional or something like that? I'm sure your job would really be enthusiastic 00:01:14.975 --> 00:01:18.655 about having a shoplifter there working 00:01:18.655 --> 00:01:21.295 for them. I'm 00:01:21.295 --> 00:01:23.055 a resident at the local hospital. 00:01:24.259 --> 00:01:25.859 And I have 00:01:25.859 --> 00:01:27.859 extremely upstanding character. 00:01:28.259 --> 00:01:31.219 Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character. 00:01:32.179 --> 00:01:46.274 So listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. So if you just let me go through it, maybe we can work something out and cut you a little break. But if I call the police here, they're just gonna arrest you. You got a chance on me. You have no chance with them. 00:01:47.474 --> 00:01:48.515 So Okay. 00:01:50.359 --> 00:01:51.079 Alright? 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:51.879 So 00:01:52.359 --> 00:01:53.079 alright. 00:01:53.479 --> 00:01:55.640 You're up to go now. Come on. 00:01:56.519 --> 00:01:57.239 Alright? 00:01:58.280 --> 00:01:59.159 Now listen. 00:01:59.799 --> 00:02:04.840 I can be nice. We we we we can we can you know, it's it's not the end of the world. 00:02:05.454 --> 00:02:06.174 Mhmm. 00:02:15.614 --> 00:02:18.094 I I need that for my blood pressure. 00:02:18.254 --> 00:02:19.935 Yeah. I have blood pressure issues. 00:02:23.189 --> 00:02:26.230 I've owned that for, like, years. Years. 00:02:26.550 --> 00:02:27.270 Mhmm. 00:02:28.150 --> 00:02:32.230 Well I used that too on my grandma. Looks pretty new to me. 00:02:32.710 --> 00:02:32.949 And 00:02:35.685 --> 00:02:37.125 still in the package? 00:02:38.485 --> 00:02:40.885 I I just like to keep it there so it doesn't get dirty. 00:02:48.379 --> 00:02:51.580 I mean I I I Thank you for loss. Swear I can explain. 00:02:53.020 --> 00:02:53.740 Listen. 00:02:54.139 --> 00:02:57.180 Do you happen to have a receipt for any of those items? 00:02:57.580 --> 00:03:11.194 You know, I told them that they could keep the receipt, you know, that it was all in my head. Okay. Well, I there's remember a the things that I purchased and I would keep it in my bag. And that's what I did. I walked out of the store with everything that was mine. 00:03:11.354 --> 00:03:14.955 Here's the problem with that. We have security cameras all over the place 00:03:15.740 --> 00:03:16.300 and 00:03:16.780 --> 00:03:21.260 none of those show you going through the register on your way out. 00:03:23.099 --> 00:03:32.025 And that's just the facts. Maybe I just you know, I I walked in a way where the where the cameras just could not see. Listen, I'm 00:03:32.905 --> 00:03:34.825 tired of the lies. I really am. 00:03:35.064 --> 00:03:38.265 I really am. So you just need to be honest with me 00:03:38.585 --> 00:03:39.305 and 00:03:40.185 --> 00:03:41.465 we can get through this. 00:03:41.865 --> 00:03:43.305 Because right now you're 00:03:43.305 --> 00:03:48.920 pissing me off and I'm just gonna call the police. And when they get a hold of you Please, I'm a medical student. If 00:03:49.480 --> 00:03:53.640 you call the police, I will lose my position at the hospital. 00:03:54.760 --> 00:03:57.000 I'm in a very envious position. 00:03:57.794 --> 00:04:01.634 I I can't lose this opportunity. And if you do this, 00:04:02.194 --> 00:04:04.675 you would be ruining my future. 00:04:06.914 --> 00:04:09.314 I'd say one. Would you guys stand up for me? 00:04:10.674 --> 00:04:12.275 Go ahead. Stand up. 00:04:13.250 --> 00:04:14.210 Stand up. 00:04:15.810 --> 00:04:18.850 Come on, sweetie. Stand up. There you go. 00:04:19.569 --> 00:04:30.105 That's good. I I don't have anything on me. Take your jacket off. Why are you taking my jacket off? You said you didn't have anything in your in your backpack either, and I found half the store in there. So 00:04:31.705 --> 00:04:34.904 so you just go ahead and put your hand put your arms up. 00:04:35.225 --> 00:04:36.904 All way out to the side. 00:04:39.225 --> 00:04:39.625 Okay. 00:04:41.689 --> 00:04:43.290 See, there's nothing on me. 00:04:48.009 --> 00:04:50.169 Why do you have to hold my hip like that? 00:04:52.915 --> 00:04:59.395 Listen, don't tell you how to do your job. It's just you're very close to my body and to my personal space. 00:04:59.555 --> 00:05:00.194 Well, 00:05:01.235 --> 00:05:08.035 I'm getting some very strange readings, you know, from this. So I didn't hear a single beep. That thing's, like, dead. We're gonna have to 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:17.240 do a little further investigation and do a strip search on you. Strip search? Yeah. Yeah. That's what we're Is the standard procedure for 00:05:17.879 --> 00:05:18.759 procedure? Listen, 00:05:19.720 --> 00:05:23.634 in a situation that ends like this, there is no standard procedures. Okay? 00:05:23.875 --> 00:05:31.074 I'm like, standard procedure is I just call the police and just have you picked up the Okay. Okay. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll 00:05:33.074 --> 00:05:34.115 I will 00:05:34.595 --> 00:05:35.154 strip. 00:05:40.730 --> 00:05:41.449 Woah. 00:05:42.970 --> 00:05:43.770 Look. 00:05:44.330 --> 00:05:45.770 I'm compliant. 00:05:45.770 --> 00:05:47.050 There you go. 00:05:47.449 --> 00:05:49.930 I just need that. That's what I'm trying to do. 00:05:50.935 --> 00:05:51.654 Just have to 00:05:54.854 --> 00:05:58.375 Okay. That's underneath my bra bands. Mhmm. 00:05:58.454 --> 00:05:59.735 It sure is. 00:06:00.935 --> 00:06:02.694 Let's see I can get inside here. 00:06:07.919 --> 00:06:12.639 I feel like you're you're holding on to things that you should not be holding on to. 00:06:12.959 --> 00:06:15.360 Definitely some interesting 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:23.725 things. Okay. Can can we like, what are you doing right now? I just I need to know for sure that that this is actually 00:06:23.725 --> 00:06:31.084 for security purposes. You're like, you're reaching under my clothes And I need to know for and you're touching really closely right now. Mhmm. 00:06:31.580 --> 00:06:32.460 That's 00:06:32.460 --> 00:06:44.540 my job. And I need to know for sure that you don't have anything else tucked anywhere else. Okay. Okay. That's what I'm looking for. Sorry. And the more you argue with me, Let's the harder it just do it. Just just go on with it. So 00:06:45.980 --> 00:06:47.339 you can hear, I'm 00:06:48.115 --> 00:06:53.235 getting some There's no beeping. Some readings. There's there's there's no readings. So, yeah, 00:06:53.634 --> 00:06:55.474 I'm gonna need to remove 00:06:55.474 --> 00:06:58.194 the rest of your clothing to 00:06:58.194 --> 00:06:59.074 to make sure. 00:07:02.120 --> 00:07:03.959 Officer Perve 00:07:03.959 --> 00:07:06.439 needs to see my panties. 00:07:06.839 --> 00:07:07.959 Obviously, 00:07:08.199 --> 00:07:12.360 I shoved a whole bunch of medical equipment up my 00:07:13.305 --> 00:07:14.185 pussy. 00:07:14.185 --> 00:07:14.824 Yeah. 00:07:15.865 --> 00:07:18.345 We'll find that out for sure. Mhmm. 00:07:21.944 --> 00:07:23.785 Alright. We're gonna take this off. 00:07:25.705 --> 00:07:26.665 I 00:07:27.879 --> 00:07:30.600 I need some form of clothing, 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:31.160 officer. 00:07:44.814 --> 00:07:46.735 Alright. We these are gonna have to come off. 00:07:46.895 --> 00:07:47.855 Seriously? 00:07:48.095 --> 00:07:48.814 Yep. 00:07:48.895 --> 00:07:49.935 That's 00:07:49.935 --> 00:07:54.175 why they call them strip strips, ma'am. I didn't nail it. I just performed it. Okay. 00:07:54.660 --> 00:07:59.379 Alright. Would you guys put your leg up on the table there for me? For what? Because I 00:07:59.540 --> 00:08:00.339 have to look 00:08:00.740 --> 00:08:03.939 everywhere. You have to look where? I have to look everywhere. 00:08:03.939 --> 00:08:04.500 Oh, 00:08:04.980 --> 00:08:06.819 I was just joking. 00:08:07.060 --> 00:08:07.540 Well, 00:08:08.175 --> 00:08:11.055 I'm not joking. Is was just joking. 00:08:11.055 --> 00:08:12.495 This is not joking. 00:08:14.334 --> 00:08:17.134 This is so fucking frustrating. 00:08:21.055 --> 00:08:24.410 I can't believe you have to do This is humiliating. 00:08:24.410 --> 00:08:28.730 Oh, well, I'm I'm I'm just not convinced you don't have something inside here. So 00:08:29.529 --> 00:08:34.809 What would I put in there? You won't believe the stuff that I have found inside of people in the past. 00:08:35.904 --> 00:08:39.264 To be thorough, I'm gonna have to be outside there. 00:08:54.799 --> 00:08:58.160 Okay. I can barely fit your finger. 00:09:00.399 --> 00:09:02.399 We have small items in the store, so 00:09:03.284 --> 00:09:04.804 it's not really justifiable. 00:09:04.804 --> 00:09:06.084 Excuse. Okay. 00:09:21.019 --> 00:09:22.620 Hi. Yeah? 00:09:22.940 --> 00:09:25.019 Be gentle in there. 00:09:26.220 --> 00:09:27.340 Seriously. 00:09:28.220 --> 00:09:29.660 Oh, you don't have time for this. 00:09:31.024 --> 00:09:35.585 I'm gonna have to go back soon. Would you like that? Go ahead and sit back down. Finally. 00:09:36.144 --> 00:09:39.105 And have a seat. Have a seat. Well, 00:09:42.705 --> 00:09:44.065 so here where we're at. 00:09:44.465 --> 00:09:48.990 Mhmm. You have well over a thousand dollars there in merchandise. 00:09:48.990 --> 00:09:52.509 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's medical equipment. It's not cheap. You know this. 00:09:53.069 --> 00:09:53.709 So 00:09:54.589 --> 00:09:55.470 currently, 00:09:55.709 --> 00:10:00.350 I have you for a felony right now. If I call the police, they're gonna book you. 00:10:01.235 --> 00:10:03.794 More likely, you're gonna get dropped as a resident, 00:10:04.834 --> 00:10:07.875 and your whole medical career 00:10:08.034 --> 00:10:09.634 is now down the drain 00:10:09.955 --> 00:10:11.634 all because you chose 00:10:11.794 --> 00:10:12.914 not papers and miters. 00:10:13.709 --> 00:10:14.350 So 00:10:14.909 --> 00:10:16.429 are we on the same page here? 00:10:18.750 --> 00:10:22.589 Are you a damn one of the future doctors of America? 00:10:22.589 --> 00:10:28.514 It's not something that I wanna do, but it's my job. So don't make me do my job. 00:10:28.834 --> 00:10:29.475 Okay? 00:10:29.794 --> 00:10:30.754 So but, 00:10:31.714 --> 00:10:33.715 you know, in all of reality, 00:10:34.834 --> 00:10:36.674 I think we can work something out. 00:10:37.475 --> 00:10:38.355 It could be 00:10:39.075 --> 00:10:40.434 amicable for 00:10:41.350 --> 00:10:43.110 both parties involved. 00:10:43.910 --> 00:10:44.790 Think if you, 00:10:45.910 --> 00:10:47.110 you know what I mean? 00:10:49.990 --> 00:10:51.029 So 00:10:54.954 --> 00:10:56.315 So wait. 00:10:56.315 --> 00:10:57.595 You you just 00:10:58.954 --> 00:11:02.075 you would let all of this go 00:11:03.034 --> 00:11:04.075 if I just 00:11:04.634 --> 00:11:05.995 let you fondle me? 00:11:07.289 --> 00:11:09.289 Well, we can start there. 00:11:10.250 --> 00:11:17.049 Start? How far are you intending to go? We can talk about it. Well, I mean, listen. We're talking about a felony here. So, 00:11:18.250 --> 00:11:20.730 you know, how bad do you not wanna 00:11:21.210 --> 00:11:22.009 go to jail? 00:11:23.924 --> 00:11:27.205 I really don't wanna go to jail. Okay. So 00:11:28.404 --> 00:11:29.605 are we in agreement? 00:11:31.284 --> 00:11:32.004 Yeah. 00:11:32.325 --> 00:11:32.804 Okay. 00:11:56.754 --> 00:12:00.914 Oh my god. You expect me to have sex with this thing? 00:12:02.914 --> 00:12:04.754 Baby steps. You're fine. 00:12:06.034 --> 00:12:06.514 It's like, 00:12:08.100 --> 00:12:10.340 that's the size of my arm. 00:12:10.580 --> 00:12:12.580 I'm sure you'll be just fine. 00:15:36.065 --> 00:15:38.065 You'll be damned if I let go, like, 00:15:44.065 --> 00:15:47.585 Oh, yeah. The future is not what I'm interested in ruining right now. 00:16:29.834 --> 00:16:31.674 That's that position we had before. 00:16:47.440 --> 00:16:49.120 My god. Yeah. 00:16:50.960 --> 00:16:54.320 Let's just get it over with. You're 00:16:54.320 --> 00:16:55.440 so big. 00:16:56.865 --> 00:16:59.664 Fuck. Why does it have to be so big? 00:17:52.414 --> 00:17:54.095 You're telling me. 00:17:55.934 --> 00:17:56.815 You're 00:17:56.815 --> 00:17:57.855 too big, 00:17:59.134 --> 00:18:00.734 big stupid 00:18:00.734 --> 00:18:01.295 cock. 00:21:28.980 --> 00:21:30.660 I hate that you're good at this. 00:21:33.545 --> 00:21:34.424 Oh. 00:21:37.384 --> 00:21:38.265 Oh. 00:21:42.904 --> 00:21:43.865 Oh. 00:21:51.704 --> 00:21:52.025 Oh. 00:22:17.970 --> 00:22:19.169 Okay. 00:22:27.835 --> 00:22:28.555 Okay. 00:22:40.235 --> 00:22:42.075 I'm sorry for taking. 00:32:35.894 --> 00:32:36.934 Oh my god. Yes. 00:32:39.330 --> 00:32:40.529 Does he feel so good? 00:33:56.154 --> 00:33:56.794 Wow. 00:33:59.115 --> 00:33:59.755 Well, 00:34:01.434 --> 00:34:02.075 I guess you're 00:34:03.470 --> 00:34:06.349 feel free to do your residency stuff now. 00:34:06.670 --> 00:34:09.070 Thank you. Well, we have a deal. 00:34:09.390 --> 00:34:11.469 Oh. Okay. Okay? 00:34:11.949 --> 00:34:13.390 Mhmm. Alright. 00:34:13.710 --> 00:34:14.989 Get out of my store. 00:34:15.469 --> 00:34:15.949 Okay.