WEBVTT 00:00:04.879 --> 00:00:06.480 .Com. 00:00:07.040 --> 00:00:08.480 We doing? Where are we going? 00:00:09.279 --> 00:00:10.400 Hialeah. 00:00:11.279 --> 00:00:13.664 I'm on the fucking flea market, bro. 00:00:14.065 --> 00:00:24.064 What? We're go pick up some girls from flea market? Where are we, bro? We're, in the industrial Hialeah area. Where are we fuck are we doing, bro? Let's find it. Let's find it. Let's go to flea market. 00:00:24.625 --> 00:00:25.824 Let's go to flea market. 00:00:28.010 --> 00:00:29.849 This is crazy, bro. 00:00:31.050 --> 00:00:33.210 It still happens. We lost this guy driving. 00:00:33.850 --> 00:00:40.570 Yeah. I know. I was I think I'm gonna post the You know? New drivers? Yeah. New drivers. We're looking for new drivers. 00:00:46.945 --> 00:00:57.184 Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. What the fuck are you doing, bro? This guy's not even slow down. Slow down. Slow down even more. Slow down. Down. Slow down. Slow down. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 00:00:57.825 --> 00:01:04.040 Like, fucking creep on her, bro. This guy's, like, fucking just going a 100 miles an hour trying to Hi. 00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:10.599 Hi. Hey. Tony said hi. 00:01:11.159 --> 00:01:12.280 I don't know a Tony. 00:01:13.224 --> 00:01:16.265 Sure you know a Tony. I don't know. Everybody 00:01:16.265 --> 00:01:18.344 knows. Everybody knows a Tony. 00:01:19.385 --> 00:01:20.424 Know Tony 00:01:20.984 --> 00:01:22.344 from from 00:01:24.344 --> 00:01:25.784 Back East. Back East. 00:01:26.819 --> 00:01:30.099 You don't know any Tony's from Back East? No. I don't. 00:01:30.900 --> 00:01:31.620 Well, 00:01:32.099 --> 00:01:34.420 Tony wants to get to know you from back east. 00:01:35.540 --> 00:01:36.420 Tony. 00:01:36.579 --> 00:01:38.420 Yeah. No. I think I'm good. 00:01:38.819 --> 00:01:40.724 I I don't know Tony. 00:01:42.805 --> 00:01:49.045 What? Well, I mean, is he gonna you gotta get to know him, though. He wants to get to know you. I'm super friendly. 00:01:49.685 --> 00:01:52.644 This is super creepy. He wants to buy you something. 00:01:53.560 --> 00:02:00.760 He wants to be your friend, and he wants to buy you gifts. I love your hair. You got beautiful hair. I'm just kidding. Listen. We're we're like, we shoot, 00:02:01.079 --> 00:02:06.040 like, content. We're, like, creators. We, do, like, you know, tube channel and stuff like that. 00:02:06.704 --> 00:02:07.344 Yeah. 00:02:07.504 --> 00:02:09.905 Yeah. We have a channel on on YouTube. 00:02:09.905 --> 00:02:10.865 It's called the 00:02:12.465 --> 00:02:20.705 fun van. The fun van? Yeah. Fun van. What do you do in the fun van? Well, do you wanna know? Look. I got a $100. We'll show you. 00:02:21.025 --> 00:02:28.370 If I get close to the van, you're gonna, like, snatch me? No. I like your flower. No. We're not gonna snatch you. Although, 00:02:28.610 --> 00:02:35.090 you you look like you could hold your own. Like, you look like you would beat up Tony, matter of fact. So 00:02:35.969 --> 00:02:41.155 Yeah. You are not tough, Tony. Tony, I I got Tony. I'm Tony. Tony. Tony. Tony. 00:02:44.915 --> 00:02:49.629 But between the fight, you'd be the underdog. Oh my gosh. I I think I could take you. 00:02:49.949 --> 00:03:10.395 Shoot. Look at those legs. Those look at those thighs that girl has. That girl, wrap them. Put me on my back. Look. You wanna oh my god. You're giving me a $100 with hair on it, bro. What the fuck? That's DNA. What the hell? Get this It's DNA evidence. What the fuck? There's hair on this. She's giving her hair come from? A fluffy. Give her a fluffy. Listen. 00:03:10.395 --> 00:03:13.995 I got a $100. Would you talk to us? She deserves a freshie. 00:03:14.155 --> 00:03:18.919 A little interview just for our fun bun. Fun bum. Fun bun. Fun bun. Fun For 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:25.400 the fun van. Trying to go get a coffee. But You're trying to get a coffee? Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm gonna buy you coffee. 00:03:25.719 --> 00:03:27.479 $100? Yeah. A $100 to buy you coffee. 00:03:29.455 --> 00:03:33.215 Is that good? Or Better be super good. Damn. 00:03:33.295 --> 00:03:50.849 Look at that. $100 per coffee. Yeah. You can buy a lot of fucking coffees. I was gonna say this could buy me, like, coffee for, like, a whole month. There you go. Your name? That one has been just I wanna you know, I know your time everyone's time is worth you know, is valuable. So, you know, I'm just paying you for your time to chat with us for a second Yeah. 00:03:51.250 --> 00:03:54.305 On this little episode of the fun van. The fun van? 00:03:54.705 --> 00:03:59.344 Fun bun. Think you need, like, a a better name for the fun van. 00:03:59.425 --> 00:04:00.224 The 00:04:00.305 --> 00:04:12.960 the yeah. Well, you know, we gotta It's worked out so far. Yeah. It looks it looks kinda sketch. Does it? Does it? It looks kinda sketch. Paint job, but you know? Well, maybe you can help us with that. Yeah. Here. Here's a $100. 00:04:13.520 --> 00:04:22.754 Gotta get a paint job. Fix house. Fix up your van. What what color should we paint it if we were gonna paint it? What color should we paint it? What's a good color? I mean, 00:04:23.074 --> 00:04:24.915 it's pretty hot here. So 00:04:25.555 --> 00:04:26.514 White colors. 00:04:26.675 --> 00:04:33.714 I keep it white, but just fix it. Get rid of the dents and the fucking and the The dents and the tape. Does it does 00:04:33.795 --> 00:04:39.639 it look like we're up to no good? Is that what is that what it is? Does it make it scary to talk to us because of that? Absolutely. 00:04:39.800 --> 00:04:42.120 Aw. I thought it gave a character. Well, 00:04:42.920 --> 00:04:52.125 we're sorry. We're not we're not we're not up to no good. We're not up to no good. We're just, like, just wanna, like, talk and say hi, get to know you. Oh, 00:04:52.285 --> 00:04:53.965 get to know me. Yeah. 00:04:54.524 --> 00:04:57.725 And beautiful smile. You have beautiful I mean Yeah. 00:04:58.444 --> 00:05:03.004 Smile, what he said. Yeah. That's not great. Ian's fun, man. You have beautiful 00:05:04.319 --> 00:05:14.240 Oh, what'd you say? Oh, sorry. What? Oh, sorry. I was gonna oh, what? The shirt doesn't help. I get it. I know. You're the one that wore that out. Look at those fucking things. It's hot here. 00:05:14.560 --> 00:05:17.279 It's really hot here. Where the hell? I'm 00:05:17.279 --> 00:05:18.000 from Nashville. 00:05:18.345 --> 00:05:21.944 It's hot in Nashville. It's not this hot. Yeah. 00:05:22.665 --> 00:05:35.250 Hot goddamn in Nashville. Why are you show why are showing us your ass? What the hell is that about? I was showing you Is that how is that how No. Shut up. Wait. Is that is that Nashville greeting? Is that a Nashville greeting? D d d d d 00:05:35.730 --> 00:05:46.785 Nashville d d d The little, you know, a little butt cheek out of the bottom. I thought that's just how you greet people. Like, hi. How you doing? I'm from Nashville. Look at my booty. Smell my butt. Look at my You got a jaw. Smells like What? 00:05:47.185 --> 00:05:57.185 The fuck is wrong with you, Tony? This is a creepy van. No. It's not a creepy van. It's full of creepy people, but it's not a creepy van. Alright. Fun people, creepy van. 00:05:57.504 --> 00:05:58.064 But 00:05:58.569 --> 00:06:00.569 yeah. Yeah. Goddamn, 00:06:00.569 --> 00:06:01.689 girl. So 00:06:02.490 --> 00:06:05.370 what are you doing out here walking with those things 00:06:06.410 --> 00:06:08.410 like that out here? I 00:06:09.050 --> 00:06:18.074 was staying just down the road, and I saw that there was a coffee shop that wasn't too far, it said. So I started walking, and it's 00:06:18.074 --> 00:06:26.460 fucking farther than it said, and it's fucking hot. We can give you a ride. We'll give you a ride. Can you give me a ride? Yeah. We'll totally give you a ride. That's fucking weird. 00:06:26.860 --> 00:06:30.860 Come on. Get on in. We'll give you a ride. Come We can give you a ride. 00:06:31.180 --> 00:06:35.259 Come on. Alright. How about this? How about we'll give you a ride for a $100? 00:06:36.620 --> 00:06:41.405 Then it doesn't make it weird if you pay us the ride give you a ride. I get to keep this $100, 00:06:41.485 --> 00:06:49.085 and then you give me another $100. You give us a $100 for the ride. 200. You could just Just like a like a rideshare. I could just order 00:06:50.845 --> 00:06:51.564 We'll be your 00:06:52.365 --> 00:06:53.645 That is not weird. 00:06:55.404 --> 00:06:57.189 I don't know. What did you say your was? 00:06:57.430 --> 00:06:59.990 My name's Jordan. Jordan. From 00:07:00.229 --> 00:07:02.389 Nashville. Hey. From Nashville. 00:07:02.389 --> 00:07:03.269 Tony. 00:07:03.430 --> 00:07:05.509 Hey. Hey. She's amazing. You 00:07:05.750 --> 00:07:07.750 got something. You got something. Yeah. 00:07:08.629 --> 00:07:10.229 I got it. I got it. 00:07:10.789 --> 00:07:11.509 Jordan. 00:07:12.685 --> 00:07:23.725 Well, what do you what brings you to Florida, miss Jordan? I was just visiting. Thought I would get some sun and some warm weather because Nashville's not this warm yet, but this is, like, 00:07:24.365 --> 00:07:33.279 ungodly hot. It's hot. Really? This is hot. Yeah. I didn't notice because we're in here with the AC. Yeah. We got a nice AC. So we got a nice AC going. Oh, it feels cold. I miscalculated 00:07:33.279 --> 00:07:37.519 the half mile that it said that it took to get hot. Well, you got the legs for it. 00:07:37.839 --> 00:07:40.965 Well, yeah. But I don't have this You run track or what, girl? 00:07:41.605 --> 00:07:42.884 I weight lift. 00:07:43.285 --> 00:07:43.845 Oh. 00:07:44.165 --> 00:07:53.045 You weight lift? Track? Well, yeah. You gotta you gotta weight lift for those things. The only time I'm running is if a creepy van comes up or if I'm being chased. So 00:07:53.850 --> 00:07:57.689 So you you wait left. You you go to the gym a lot? Yes. 00:07:58.810 --> 00:08:07.370 Yeah. I'd be really I to be strong when a creepy white van comes up next to me. Why you guys keep saying creepy van, bro? It's not creepy. 00:08:07.664 --> 00:08:11.504 Creepy. If it was creepy, we'd be like, hey, girl. Show us your tits. 00:08:11.745 --> 00:08:17.904 That's creepy. That's true. That would make it way worse. Would you show us your tits or no? Did you be I'm I'm just typing. 00:08:19.185 --> 00:08:27.500 I don't know. Like, I'm just kidding unless if you're offended, I'm just joking. But if you're not offended and you would show us your tits, then I'm kinda serious. I mean But if you're offended 00:08:28.060 --> 00:08:32.059 That's like me asking to see your balls. Like That's rude, 00:08:32.379 --> 00:08:36.779 actually. Right. What do mean to see our balls? Something appealing about balls. 00:08:37.100 --> 00:08:40.115 I mean, they're soft Softball. Sometimes. 00:08:40.434 --> 00:08:41.075 Shit. 00:08:41.554 --> 00:08:58.009 You just go around asking guys to see their fucking balls? You got a girl, are you? 10. Is this what they do in Tennessee? Just go around looking gay you a ball gazer? Listen. Hey. A ball gazer. Short shorts guys you're wearing now? You never know, man. Alright. Look. True. But look. I like, 00:08:59.370 --> 00:09:01.769 I'll give you $500 if you show us your titties. 00:09:03.289 --> 00:09:04.169 $500 00:09:04.169 --> 00:09:09.865 to show you my titties. Yeah. Do you have any idea how much gas is? What the fuck? 00:09:10.184 --> 00:09:12.105 Listen. I'm an entrepreneur. 00:09:12.105 --> 00:09:25.120 Okay? I'm trying out Oh, shit. I've already made a $100 to get coffee. Oh, shit. You know? So $500 is not enough to see titties. I think it's a great I think it's a I mean, there's two of them. So 00:09:25.679 --> 00:09:32.480 Oh my god. This girl's fucking alright. I'll give you a thousand dollars to see. You give us a thousand dollars to see some titties? Yeah. 00:09:33.519 --> 00:09:35.440 Actually, yeah. Thousand bucks to see some titties. 00:09:35.995 --> 00:09:37.115 That's what it is. 00:09:37.834 --> 00:09:46.714 No. Like No. For real. Would you show us? Yeah. We're not joking. We're serious about it. You're a 100% serious. Yes. How about you show us your tits, and he'll show you his balls? 00:09:47.610 --> 00:09:51.690 Do it out here. Like, there's He can show you his balls. You wanna see his balls? 00:09:53.129 --> 00:09:58.649 Are you gonna do it? You're see his balls. Hey. Hey. What the fuck? Look at these balls. Are doing? Look at these balls. 00:09:58.889 --> 00:10:06.315 Oh, Harry balls. Fucking He's here. Look at his hair. Fucking creep out. Not, like, not, like, next to me on my shoulder. 00:10:06.875 --> 00:10:09.115 Guy almost put his balls on your shoulder. 00:10:09.595 --> 00:10:16.554 The trucker saw your balls. Oh, the guy almost fucking put his see what you got me into, girl? This guy just put his balls on my fucking 00:10:16.799 --> 00:10:20.960 almost put them on my shoulder. Listen. You asked for it. Do they look soft? 00:10:21.360 --> 00:10:22.960 They did look kinda soft. 00:10:23.519 --> 00:10:28.399 A little hairy, but soft. Gushy? Gushy? Do they look like they belong to an 80 year old? 00:10:28.959 --> 00:10:36.615 I mean, they they they were wrinkly, bro. Oh my god. You saw him nuts. Suckers. So what? Do we got a deal at 1,000? 00:10:39.254 --> 00:10:43.175 I see a ring on your finger. Should we talk about that or no? Because 00:10:43.440 --> 00:10:46.320 I feel kinda like I don't wanna be a home wrecker because you're like 00:10:47.360 --> 00:10:51.840 I feel like you're considering showing us your tits. So either you're either you're a really 00:10:52.480 --> 00:10:53.200 what? I 00:10:53.840 --> 00:10:58.559 mean, I've shown my tits before. Like, driving down the road, if a trucker doesn't pull over, 00:10:59.315 --> 00:11:06.034 like, I'll just flash one and they'll radio ahead. They have the And they'll all pull over. No shit. Really? Flash. 00:11:06.595 --> 00:11:09.154 But nobody ever paid me, so I don't know. 00:11:09.714 --> 00:11:17.730 I don't know. Doesn't Nashville have that thing where you throw beads and the girls show tits? No, man. That's fucking New Orleans, you fucking moron. That sounds the same. 00:11:18.449 --> 00:11:19.490 How old are you? 00:11:21.970 --> 00:11:26.209 Do you have beads in there? We want well, I I mean, but we got money. 00:11:26.834 --> 00:11:36.995 You do have money. I feel like your titties, like, just about to come out anyways. It really is. Wanna we wanna we're answering for you. I'm about to sweat my shirt off, though. 00:11:37.634 --> 00:11:43.889 I mean, you can come in here and you could do it. Pool in here to make some money. Look. We got a thousand. It's right here. 00:11:45.409 --> 00:11:49.409 Are you considering it? You wanna call your husband and ask his permission? 00:11:49.570 --> 00:11:51.355 Oh, no. I don't need to do that. 00:11:51.754 --> 00:11:55.595 Well We're Oh, I like it. She just she just likes to risk it. 00:11:55.915 --> 00:11:58.315 She just likes to risk it. She likes being dad. 00:11:59.115 --> 00:12:00.955 Like being naughty sometimes, I guess. 00:12:05.339 --> 00:12:15.419 It has to be, like you're not gonna, like, fucking kidnap me or, like, stop kid weird. Good. Like that. Weird. Good people. Why don't you take a picture of the license plate or something? You want my wallet? 00:12:16.299 --> 00:12:17.659 That's my No. 00:12:17.899 --> 00:12:27.985 It's got no money, but it's got my ID. It's got everything. Cash is in here, baby. You wanna, like, take a picture of the license plate, send it to your husband? I'll do I'll do maybe a quick one. 00:12:28.865 --> 00:12:31.745 Yo. Come on. Bye. Look. She's melting outside. 00:12:34.669 --> 00:12:49.149 Come on in. I'll grab the door for you. Come on in. Why is there Does it feel better in here? Here we What? Let me get that. Why is there writing all over here? Oh, these are people that we've talked to. They we let them sign in. I'll let you sign it when we're done today. So you have a legit, 00:12:49.309 --> 00:12:52.165 like, a legit video? We have a legit 00:12:52.565 --> 00:12:54.245 tube channel. Yes. 00:12:54.725 --> 00:12:57.125 It's called Tube channel. Fun band. Yeah. 00:12:58.245 --> 00:12:59.205 Band. It's 00:12:59.205 --> 00:13:05.044 kind of a working title, though. So we're you know, it's not necessarily, like, what we're gonna end up with. Okay. 00:13:05.610 --> 00:13:08.330 You know, fun fun bus, fun van, 00:13:08.889 --> 00:13:11.370 you know, trouble bus, trouble van. 00:13:11.529 --> 00:13:12.009 Yeah. 00:13:12.490 --> 00:13:16.490 Three guys in a van. Three guys in a van. Three guys in a bus. That 00:13:16.889 --> 00:13:17.289 Yeah. 00:13:18.264 --> 00:13:27.785 Listen. There was a video a long time ago about two girls in a cup. So Oh, see? I don't know. I don't know if they feel comfortable with three guys in a van now. 00:13:28.585 --> 00:13:31.144 Look. Come down here. Are you gonna do it? Here's your money. 00:13:32.049 --> 00:13:40.769 You gonna show us? Plus the AC is better when you sit right here. It's coming from right here. Oh. Yeah. It's coming from the front. Cooler. Over here. Yeah. Alright. 00:13:41.889 --> 00:13:43.089 Alright. I show you. 00:13:44.024 --> 00:13:55.784 Like, is there, like, a time limit or, We'd like to really I mean, can we just see I mean, yeah. I mean Don't be don't be shy about it. If you're gonna show them, show them. You know? You gotta do it. Do it. Oh, shit. 00:13:56.825 --> 00:13:57.625 Oh 00:13:58.345 --> 00:14:00.000 my god. You're showing us. 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:03.440 You shot us your nipples, girl. Why 00:14:04.080 --> 00:14:08.960 are you gonna pull away? Oh, I'm sorry. Hey. Just let them hang out. Why ask how long? 00:14:09.360 --> 00:14:22.654 Yeah. Well, give us a second. We're old. Well, we're old. Takes us time. Yeah. I gotta You have to have your eyes, like, adjust Exactly. So you can see. Alright. We'll mine her out. Fucking Oh, she's the balls. You gotta get the balls. Get the balls. 00:14:23.215 --> 00:14:27.134 Old balls. Gotta put her stand up and put just the balls. 00:14:27.889 --> 00:14:31.649 She's 00:14:31.649 --> 00:14:35.330 not shy. She's let them be on her balls on your shoulders. 00:14:35.330 --> 00:14:40.625 See, that's how I felt, but, you know, not with the smile, though. You're doing it with the smile. My new parrot. 00:14:41.504 --> 00:14:52.705 Yo. Those look horrible. Look at those balls, bro. They look like they're like suffering. They're like 70 year old balls. How about that? Is that better? It's just weird because the dick's not there. You know? Oh, it is soft. 00:14:53.024 --> 00:15:08.615 It is soft. It's just weird. Yo. No. Leave the dick away. Just the balls, bro. What the fuck? Bro, she didn't ask for the dick. You get it all. Didn't ask for the dick, bro. Around today. Fucking balls, and the balls only. Pay extra for that. Right? No. 00:15:11.575 --> 00:15:16.535 Hey, What's wrong with the AC, man? It's chill. It's not not that hot. 00:15:18.615 --> 00:15:40.815 Yep. Does it get colder, dick face? Thanks. Well, I mean, like, there Oh, I think I think that we gotta drive. Do you mind if we drive a little bit? Because then it cools the AC down. That's why it's not old. Oh, okay. If we sit still, it's just gonna get hot. Yeah. It's my is kinda old. We're working on it. Where where's the cot? Is it down this the pants? Do we get the we'll get to down the street. Just down the street. Go straight and then the paint job first, or do we fix the AC first? I 00:15:41.774 --> 00:15:47.934 think down here, you need AC. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. But also the way people drive, I think you 00:15:48.335 --> 00:15:55.620 Are we just talking about the we got tits out. No. Why are we fucking talking about fucking the I don't know. I mean Those are amazing. 00:15:55.779 --> 00:16:14.965 They are they are amazing. I mean, I paid a lot of money for that. Was They're fake? I thought No way. I I kinda asked Get the fuck out of here. Bounce, so I was like No. They gotta well, they gotta pass the the Yeah. Can I just can I get get a grab? The field tech hole. Yeah. I mean, you did touch my ball. Does he gotta call your husband and ask permission? No. 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:17.200 No? No. 00:16:19.200 --> 00:16:21.200 They're soft like your balls. 00:16:22.160 --> 00:16:27.600 Let me see. Let me feel my ball. I can feel my ball my balls. Can I cup your balls? Yeah. Let me 00:16:28.154 --> 00:16:38.235 pull the balls out. Just the balls. Just the balls. There you go. Just the balls. Just the balls. It's weird when she just touches the balls like that. You know? Not fair, though, because these are, like, 00:16:38.795 --> 00:16:40.634 two hand like, handfuls. 00:16:40.634 --> 00:16:54.029 And She's saying you got tiny nuts. I said you got tiny nuts. Yeah. This is, the the the Chinese balls. You know this? Oh, that's what they do. The stress relief from bond that will take out to if you want. It's totally up to you. I mean, 00:16:54.644 --> 00:16:56.804 I don't have to pay for it. Right? No. 00:16:58.084 --> 00:16:59.684 Why are we I wanna see. 00:17:01.605 --> 00:17:06.644 Oh, it's floppy. It's floppy right now. Vehicle reported ahead. Oh, Jesus. It's not Hey. 00:17:08.019 --> 00:17:10.339 There you go. See? She's gotta turn that off. Was 00:17:11.380 --> 00:17:12.179 Okay. 00:17:12.740 --> 00:17:19.380 Can I just jerk my dick off and look at No? Katie, would you stop being a weirdo? I just wanna look at these tits and just jerk my dick. I wanna So Can 00:17:21.539 --> 00:17:31.854 I wanna see the butt? The butt? Fuck the dick. Alright. Let's see she's ass. I'll get out of the way. Ass. I'm still Is that okay? Hold on. I like how she's just If I listen. If I'm showing my 00:17:32.174 --> 00:17:32.894 ass, 00:17:33.694 --> 00:17:37.615 that has to be out. Okay. She likes it. She wants it out. 00:17:39.299 --> 00:17:41.139 Holy macamole. 00:17:41.940 --> 00:17:47.059 Oh, look. She's is she playing with you? Is she like pants off. She like balls turn around. Bro. 00:17:47.380 --> 00:17:53.460 My balls do it every time. Okay. Alright. Yeah. You like soft dick? I like soft dick. You like soft dick, she said. 00:17:54.285 --> 00:17:55.484 Oh, good. 00:17:55.884 --> 00:18:10.269 Oh my gosh. My pants are stuck to me. So hot. See? No. See, you should take them off to kinda cool down. You're gonna overheat. That's very important. Here in Florida, less clothes is better. You're gonna overheat. It's dangerous. That, and I got picked up in a van. 00:18:12.990 --> 00:18:20.589 Oh, look at her. She's, like, having a little fun with it. Yeah. You look at Florida, baby. Oh, you're still knocking your dick out. 00:18:21.789 --> 00:18:22.909 Mom, my dick's still out. 00:18:23.924 --> 00:18:28.244 There you go. Rest your balls on my ass. Oh, wow. Alright. 00:18:29.205 --> 00:18:30.085 Yes. 00:18:30.085 --> 00:18:35.205 There you go. The chair is not the only one having fun today. Yes. Just plop them on there. 00:18:36.180 --> 00:18:36.740 Bloop. 00:18:37.619 --> 00:18:38.259 Bloop. 00:18:38.580 --> 00:18:41.220 We pull up Luke at the same time. Bloop. 00:18:42.980 --> 00:18:44.339 Hey. Woah. 00:18:44.660 --> 00:18:47.860 I just wanted to see the reaction. Well How was that? 00:18:49.575 --> 00:18:51.414 Because because It was unexpected. 00:18:51.414 --> 00:18:53.255 I just, like, broke this over here. 00:18:54.694 --> 00:18:56.534 Got a little soft dick. I 00:18:57.494 --> 00:18:58.134 know. 00:18:58.615 --> 00:19:00.694 Don't make fun of his soft dick. Embarrassed. 00:19:02.055 --> 00:19:04.134 Well, how about how about how about how about 00:19:04.950 --> 00:19:11.669 about you pull those down, and then you could really see feel the soft dick. That's true. That's true. You take these off. 00:19:16.309 --> 00:19:17.669 Alright. Ready? 00:19:17.910 --> 00:19:19.269 Let's it. Are you ready? Yeah. 00:19:24.444 --> 00:19:26.524 Gosh. I think she wants you to do it. 00:19:27.164 --> 00:19:28.924 You're gonna rub that soft dick? 00:19:29.244 --> 00:19:30.604 You wanna rub it on there? Mhmm. 00:19:33.244 --> 00:19:34.500 Mister Softy. 00:19:36.340 --> 00:19:38.900 Put them fucking anywhere down, you weirdo. 00:19:39.220 --> 00:19:40.740 They're sweaty. I'm sorry. 00:19:52.144 --> 00:19:55.984 I swear I'm not wet yet. It's just it's sweat. 00:19:56.224 --> 00:20:01.359 Why why you gotta say that? It's sweat. I'm not excited at all. 00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:04.880 Just kidding. She lying? She must be lying. 00:20:25.960 --> 00:20:27.319 Yeah. Weirdo. 00:20:28.119 --> 00:20:33.240 You gotta prep it first. You can't just stick your finger in there. Can I can I eat it? 00:20:33.880 --> 00:20:36.679 Do you want to eat it? Yeah. I do. Yeah. 00:20:36.839 --> 00:20:41.575 He skipped breakfast. I was gonna say. He skipped breakfast this morning. 00:20:42.134 --> 00:20:43.575 Yeah. You can sit up there. 00:20:47.734 --> 00:20:49.174 Try not to slip. 00:20:53.490 --> 00:20:59.970 That pussy's been marinating since I've been talking to you guys. That's 00:20:59.970 --> 00:21:02.769 alright. The Florida weather gives it a nice taste. 00:21:11.744 --> 00:21:12.865 Oh, fuck. 00:21:18.704 --> 00:21:19.505 Easy. Easy. 00:21:27.680 --> 00:21:28.640 Do I taste good? 00:21:38.585 --> 00:21:39.304 Fuck. 00:21:40.184 --> 00:21:42.105 Oh, too much. Too much. 00:21:47.544 --> 00:21:49.384 Oh, you'd like to play with the foot. 00:22:02.779 --> 00:22:04.779 This is Tony. Right? Mhmm. 00:22:05.295 --> 00:22:07.454 No wonder everybody knows Tony. 00:22:09.455 --> 00:22:10.894 God. Oh. 00:22:16.575 --> 00:22:19.960 Now rub it. Well, now you're fucking hard. 00:22:20.279 --> 00:22:29.160 No. No. All the way. I like soft egg. Come come get it real hard. How about you you get it real hard? Because it's not it's not fully hard right now. Oh, yeah. I want it soft. 00:22:30.005 --> 00:22:37.684 I want it soft. She wants it soft, daddy. Gummy worm soft. Smack it a couple of times. Maybe it'll go soft. It's pretty soft right now. 00:22:38.325 --> 00:22:39.924 Load. Oh, load. 00:22:40.884 --> 00:22:43.365 Yeah. See, it's not really hard. See? Okay. Yeah. Okay. 00:22:45.980 --> 00:22:48.619 I just wanna see if it's leaking so I can taste it. 00:22:48.940 --> 00:22:51.980 It's 00:22:51.980 --> 00:22:57.019 always the ones that surprise you. Right? The little quiet ones that surprise you. I'm not a freak, I swear. 00:23:00.619 --> 00:23:01.924 Okay. Okay. Taste good. 00:23:06.565 --> 00:23:07.365 Fuck. 00:23:13.365 --> 00:23:18.299 Oh. If I'm not careful, I'm gonna I'm gonna swallow your fucking dick. 00:23:20.779 --> 00:23:22.539 My gosh. Do 00:23:27.500 --> 00:23:28.059 you like that? 00:23:47.730 --> 00:23:48.609 My god. 00:23:49.089 --> 00:23:53.249 I'm sorry. I'm getting it all over here. That's fine, baby. That's fine. Man. Blankets. 00:23:53.889 --> 00:23:55.649 We can replace the blanket. Don't worry. 00:24:07.045 --> 00:24:08.484 I like to play with that. 00:25:23.045 --> 00:25:24.404 Yeah. You like it? 00:25:24.805 --> 00:25:26.085 It's 00:25:26.085 --> 00:25:28.644 getting hot in here. It is hot in here. 00:25:30.005 --> 00:25:31.204 Take it off, Tony. 00:25:38.630 --> 00:25:39.990 Oh, I can taste it now. 00:25:55.835 --> 00:26:00.714 Like those titties, don't you? Yeah. I like them pussy too, baby. Yeah. 00:26:01.274 --> 00:26:07.940 Like, this much? I wanna put it inside there. Yeah. Turn around. You gotta take these fucking shorts off. Okay. 00:26:10.339 --> 00:26:16.019 Turn that ass around. She said, you can't fuck her with the shorts on. No. How dare how dare I? I have stipulations. 00:26:59.730 --> 00:27:05.889 Pussy right there. Oh. Go ahead. You wanna back it up on me? Get fucking pussy fucking opened up. Oh. 00:27:06.849 --> 00:27:08.529 You have a long fucking cock. 00:27:42.934 --> 00:27:43.095 Yes. 00:28:54.549 --> 00:28:55.109 Oh, 00:28:58.549 --> 00:29:00.869 I can feel your balls hit my glit every now and then. 00:29:05.350 --> 00:29:05.830 You fucking 00:29:54.690 --> 00:29:55.329 Oh, 00:30:02.369 --> 00:30:02.930 Oh, fuck. 00:30:15.839 --> 00:30:16.624 Fuck. Fuck. 00:30:17.265 --> 00:30:19.519 Oh, Oh my god. You're so fucking deep. 00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:20.879 How fun. 00:30:21.599 --> 00:30:22.319 Oh 00:30:24.319 --> 00:30:24.880 my god. 00:30:30.565 --> 00:30:31.204 Oh, 00:30:37.524 --> 00:30:40.004 yeah. You fucking riding? Yeah. 00:30:40.244 --> 00:30:40.644 Yeah. 00:33:04.369 --> 00:33:07.650 Fuck. Yes. Look at my fucking titties. 00:33:11.330 --> 00:33:12.609 Those $500 00:33:12.609 --> 00:33:13.890 titties? Well, 00:33:14.849 --> 00:33:16.864 technically, a thousand. Fuck. 00:33:23.825 --> 00:33:24.704 Oh 00:33:27.024 --> 00:33:28.069 my god. Yeah. 00:33:46.644 --> 00:33:47.365 Fuck. 00:33:50.565 --> 00:33:51.365 Why 00:33:51.605 --> 00:33:53.365 did you stop sucking my titties? 00:33:54.049 --> 00:33:56.289 Is it hot? I'm sorry. No. 00:33:56.690 --> 00:33:58.130 It's hot. Like, 00:33:58.369 --> 00:34:00.609 it's hot. Like, damn. That pussy's good. 00:34:02.609 --> 00:34:06.529 Yeah. You look good, don't you? Oh, I fucking Yeah. 00:34:07.329 --> 00:34:08.210 Yeah. 00:34:09.014 --> 00:34:11.335 You like when I write down. Yeah. Mhmm. 00:34:12.934 --> 00:34:17.014 Yeah. You like when I take that fucking cock? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 00:34:17.734 --> 00:34:18.534 Oh. 00:34:21.094 --> 00:34:21.414 Fuck. 00:34:23.219 --> 00:34:24.500 Oh, shit. 00:34:24.739 --> 00:34:29.300 Oh my gosh. You're fucking deep. Oh my gosh. You're fucking deep. Oh my god. 00:34:29.460 --> 00:34:30.340 Oh. 00:34:30.980 --> 00:34:32.579 Holy shit. 00:34:34.099 --> 00:34:34.500 Okay. 00:34:50.650 --> 00:34:53.289 I like this pussy. Yeah. Oh, 00:34:55.769 --> 00:34:56.410 fuck. 00:34:57.369 --> 00:34:59.369 That right there is insane. 00:34:59.369 --> 00:35:01.369 Yeah. You like that, don't you? 00:35:02.090 --> 00:35:06.570 I almost fell backwards. I broke your neck. You won't break it. It's flexible. 00:35:18.630 --> 00:35:20.949 Don't 00:35:28.230 --> 00:35:29.670 you? Yeah. 00:35:30.230 --> 00:35:30.869 Oh, 00:35:31.190 --> 00:35:31.670 yes. 00:35:32.625 --> 00:35:33.425 Yes. 00:35:34.144 --> 00:35:35.505 Yeah. Oh, 00:35:35.664 --> 00:35:38.224 fuck. Yes. Fucking give it to me. 00:35:38.625 --> 00:35:39.344 Fuck. 00:35:40.144 --> 00:35:40.785 Oh 00:35:41.905 --> 00:35:42.785 my god. 00:35:43.505 --> 00:35:45.265 My god. Oh. 00:35:45.664 --> 00:35:46.545 Oh my. 00:35:57.980 --> 00:35:58.780 Oh, 00:36:04.300 --> 00:36:05.865 Oh, Oh, fuck. Fuck. 00:36:10.825 --> 00:36:12.664 Oh, now you suck the titties. 00:36:30.315 --> 00:36:32.474 Your feet. I'm really clumsy. 00:36:32.554 --> 00:36:33.434 It's okay. 00:36:33.835 --> 00:36:36.795 Come up on your feet. Come up on your feet. Put your hands back here. Yeah. 00:36:41.914 --> 00:36:47.880 Put your head put your head under the You better fucking catch me if I fucking fall on you or else you're dying. 00:36:52.680 --> 00:36:53.400 Oh 00:36:54.119 --> 00:36:54.920 my god. 00:36:56.039 --> 00:36:58.200 I can see your fucking dick in my stomach. 00:37:00.635 --> 00:37:01.275 Fuck. 00:37:09.275 --> 00:37:10.155 Fuck. Yes. 00:37:54.605 --> 00:37:58.125 Do you have Sam and a softball Tony? 00:37:59.244 --> 00:38:00.844 Softball Tony. 00:38:01.085 --> 00:38:01.885 Yes. 00:38:02.125 --> 00:38:03.484 You got his new nickname. 00:38:09.360 --> 00:38:10.079 Oh, 00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:11.920 fuck. 00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:13.840 Oh, yes. 00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:15.040 Yes. 00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:16.000 Yes. 00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:20.240 Oh my god. Yes. That feels good. That feels fucking good. 00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:21.440 Yes. 00:38:21.599 --> 00:38:25.514 Yeah. Put that fucking cock deep inside my fucking pussy. 00:38:25.914 --> 00:38:26.554 Yeah. 00:38:27.914 --> 00:38:28.635 Fuck. 00:38:36.875 --> 00:38:37.355 Shit. 00:38:40.610 --> 00:38:43.329 I'm sorry. I'm sitting on you. Oh 00:38:44.849 --> 00:38:45.570 god. 00:38:46.210 --> 00:38:46.849 Oh. 00:38:51.809 --> 00:38:52.849 Oh, yeah. 00:38:53.010 --> 00:38:53.809 Yes. 00:38:54.210 --> 00:38:54.610 Yes. 00:38:55.114 --> 00:38:57.114 Yes. Does it fucking feel good? 00:38:57.355 --> 00:38:59.275 Do I fucking feel good? Yeah. 00:38:59.835 --> 00:39:01.914 You like that fucking pussy, don't you? 00:40:52.215 --> 00:40:53.974 Yeah. Yeah. Yes. 00:40:54.775 --> 00:40:55.494 Shit. 00:40:57.414 --> 00:40:58.775 Fuck. 00:40:58.454 --> 00:40:58.695 Oh, 00:41:05.719 --> 00:41:06.599 fuck. 00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:15.639 Oh, okay. 00:41:16.039 --> 00:41:16.839 Oh, okay. 00:43:32.650 --> 00:43:33.929 Oh, 00:45:10.039 --> 00:45:12.519 Yeah. You like that? Oh, 00:45:13.159 --> 00:45:15.400 all my cream is dry over here. 00:45:19.319 --> 00:45:19.960 And air. 00:45:26.224 --> 00:45:27.425 It's on to, like, 00:45:28.945 --> 00:45:31.025 I 00:45:31.425 --> 00:45:38.000 wanna suck good dick, not half ass dick. There we go. I got it. I got a little sauce for you for your specialty. Mhmm. 00:46:27.599 --> 00:46:30.640 You gotta go deeper to get more spit. I 00:46:31.360 --> 00:46:32.000 need water. 00:46:39.655 --> 00:46:41.655 Yes. You have water? Yes. 00:46:41.974 --> 00:46:44.055 You shower, baby. Yay. 00:46:46.855 --> 00:46:49.095 Got your money. You guys are so accommodating. 00:46:49.095 --> 00:46:51.095 Yeah. The the last girl left it here. 00:46:54.380 --> 00:46:55.500 Just joking. 00:46:56.860 --> 00:46:59.099 That's fine. Am I sucking another pussy? 00:46:59.739 --> 00:47:04.539 Am I sucking another pussy? I'm 00:47:04.539 --> 00:47:05.900 sure it'll be the first time. But 00:47:10.684 --> 00:47:13.005 Want it back in my pussy. Want it back in your pussy? 00:48:04.925 --> 00:48:07.324 That's what you want, ma'am? Uh-huh. 00:48:07.724 --> 00:48:08.684 Uh-huh. Oh, 00:48:17.909 --> 00:48:18.630 Oh. 00:48:19.349 --> 00:48:20.070 Oh, 00:48:20.710 --> 00:48:25.190 Oh, crap. Under my fucking titties. Grab under my fucking titties while you fuck me. 00:48:25.429 --> 00:48:26.070 Yeah. 00:48:26.869 --> 00:48:27.670 Oh, 00:48:27.829 --> 00:48:31.195 yes. I fucking love that. I I fucking fucking love love it. It. 00:48:35.434 --> 00:48:36.074 Yes. 00:48:36.394 --> 00:48:37.035 Yes. 00:48:37.195 --> 00:48:37.835 Yes. 00:48:38.554 --> 00:48:39.355 Yes. 00:48:39.514 --> 00:48:41.594 Yes. Oh, fuck. 00:48:41.914 --> 00:48:42.554 Oh, 00:48:42.715 --> 00:48:43.594 yeah. 00:48:44.074 --> 00:48:53.990 Yeah. You fucking like that fucking pussy. Don't you? Yeah. You're, like, fucking me. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. You like the little egg cream on that fucking cock. 00:48:54.390 --> 00:48:55.590 Just like this. Yeah. 00:49:04.974 --> 00:49:06.894 I 00:49:11.214 --> 00:49:14.590 should've gone to yoga instead of a coffee shop this morning. 00:49:17.150 --> 00:49:18.349 Oh, fuck. 00:49:19.309 --> 00:49:20.030 Fuck. 00:49:23.309 --> 00:49:24.110 Damn. 00:49:24.989 --> 00:49:26.510 Let 00:49:28.349 --> 00:49:30.244 me get you a wipe, baby, because you're like 00:49:30.565 --> 00:49:33.045 my cum's dripping all the way down into your hair. 00:49:33.684 --> 00:49:37.204 Yeah. Wipes over here. Why is grabbing it? It's okay. I love cum. 00:49:37.525 --> 00:49:40.405 Jordan, I gotta ask you. So 00:49:40.565 --> 00:49:42.829 I got a a small little 00:49:43.469 --> 00:49:44.670 small little, 00:49:46.190 --> 00:49:48.670 I guess, fib I gotta tell you. 00:49:49.070 --> 00:49:52.030 Okay. Okay? Oh, I got you. So 00:49:53.230 --> 00:49:58.434 would you consider, like, doing adult movies? Like, this was for an adult company called the 00:49:58.675 --> 00:49:59.635 Bang Bros, 00:50:01.715 --> 00:50:02.675 by the way. 00:50:04.195 --> 00:50:16.680 I'm okay with that. Well, you look like you had so much fun. Like, I gotta tell you What did I just do? Would you consider doing more movies like this for, like, for, like, money, for, like, for, like, as a job? Like or just a side job. Doesn't have to be, like, your, 00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:22.760 like, permanent job or anything. But we'd love to I think I'd love to I know. Can you talk to your husband maybe? I'd love to hire you again. 00:50:23.565 --> 00:50:31.244 And we'd love to be able to play this movie and show it. So Do you think we could talk about that? This is not the fun bus. 00:50:31.324 --> 00:50:33.085 Yeah. It's the fun bus. 00:50:33.565 --> 00:50:53.015 I mean, it's definitely the fun bus. Right? You had fun. I mean, yes. But I'd love we'd love to, like, kind of, like, hire you again. That's awesome. Like You you pretty much you did great, and we wanna hire you more. You can make a lot of money. But Yeah. Yeah. You could get fucked by different guys. It seems like you like dick. I mean, if I get more than a $100. 00:50:53.015 --> 00:50:59.655 Yeah. No. It's I'm you're gonna make don't worry about the money. You're gonna make tons of money. But Yeah. Would you consider doing more like this? 00:51:00.780 --> 00:51:04.940 Do I keep getting facials? Yeah. Whatever you want. Whatever you want. Then 00:51:05.739 --> 00:51:19.005 Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. So we'll get your number and all that, and we can exchange info. We can kinda call you. I'd love to set something up for maybe this week or something. You could probably do you wanna do that house next time. Yeah. I'm like, grab grab grab that grab that marker. 00:51:19.005 --> 00:51:20.525 Let her let her sign something. 00:51:22.684 --> 00:51:26.364 I mean, on a couch would be lovely. You are on a couch. 00:51:27.619 --> 00:51:31.380 Here. I even let you sign somewhere. Yeah. We usually don't let new girls sign. 00:51:31.619 --> 00:51:34.099 Oh. I wanna film you sign it. Okay. 00:51:34.500 --> 00:51:38.739 I'm all over the place. I'm here. I'm a fucking Oh, look. He's right here. To go next to He's right here. Look. 00:51:42.855 --> 00:51:43.815 Call over. 00:51:48.934 --> 00:51:50.934 There you go. Yay. 00:51:51.575 --> 00:51:55.059 Because I rode you. There we go. I rode you. Oh 00:51:56.659 --> 00:52:02.579 my god. Let me take a look at you. Thank you so much. That was awesome. Let's let's pull over and take this girl home. 00:52:02.900 --> 00:52:04.099 Alright. 00:52:04.659 --> 00:52:21.590 Hey, girl. Well, thank you. Wow. Look at you. You're so tiny down there. Look at you. What was your height anyways? I should've asked you. I'm four eleven and three quarters. Yeah. Sure you are. Quarters. I am. I am. I took a ruler to me. What's the tallest guy you ever had sex with? Probably me. Six four. 00:52:22.230 --> 00:52:24.070 You wish. You wish? 00:52:24.789 --> 00:52:34.525 Well, look. I'm we're gonna call you up. Okay? Okay. Is that cool? I'm gonna go to the office, set something up. You're be okay here? Yeah. I just ordered a Okay. You got someone coming for you? Yeah. 00:52:34.925 --> 00:52:38.844 So be good. Okay? Thanks for hanging out with us. Thanks. You're so much fun. 00:52:40.045 --> 00:52:41.644 Tony softballs. 00:52:44.204 --> 00:52:45.724 Bangbros.com.