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My.sandberg.com.

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Oh, piggy.

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Come on, babe. You know I hate surprises. Okay. Open up.

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What is this? It's chef Marzot.

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He's one of the top chefs. Wait. Wait for it. Guess where I'm from? Italy. I

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hired him for cooking lessons just for you.

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Cooking lessons? Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna be honest. Your cooking sucks. I mean, I

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come from a long day of work, and and I'm like, what is a decent cooked meal? I

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mean, what do I get? Like, just hockey pucks dipped in horse shit. I I mean...

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Okay. That's a little bit too mean, but I beg of you. Please, please, let me

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take this private lessons. I mean, for both of us. Okay. If it's that important

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to you. Yes. Yes. Yes. It would be perfect. Oh my god. It's... Oh, thank you,

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Gazzi. Gazzi. I'm just gonna say, move to bed. No. I'm Thank you. It's okay.

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You're do great, honey.

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I'm

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chef Feder Barzo. Hi. Hello. K. Today, we start with my famous world class

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recipe, fresh pasta. Come. Come here. I'll show you. Okay? So in order to make a

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fresh pasta, you need fresh ingredients. The first ingredient is the flour. So

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you take a little cup of flour in the cup. Marisol, is it? Yeah. Okay. So I'm

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more of a hands on learner. Do you mind showing me? Okay. Of course. Come. Come.

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Come. Here. Come. Come. Oh, mama mia. Okay. First, you take a little bit of a...

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Oh, mama mia.

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Okay. Let's continue, please. A little bit of... Come, madam. Okay. Please,

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let's begin. Okay? Mhmm.

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Take a cup of the the flour.

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I don't know where where is the cup. So you

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read over here. Cups? You pour Over here? Ah, see. See. Right over here. Yeah.

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Okay. So you fill it up with flour first. Okay?

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Is that enough? No. No. I'm I'm here. Look at the other side, the cup. This is

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not even a quarter of a cup. Oh. You gotta fill it all the way up to here. Okay?

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And

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you have eggs or something too because we're gonna need a little bit more,

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please. Yeah. I don't know how to do it. Okay. Actually, you'll do that. Oh,

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yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god.

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Okay. That looks good. Good enough. And you pour it in there. Yeah. Okay.

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Yeah. Give me just a second. Some water.

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Just a little. Oh, no. Okay. Maybe you would try this on your own. Okay? Mhmm.

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So... Yeah. Yeah. Get in there. Yeah. Mix mix mix the flour.

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See. Mhmm. Oh

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Hands. Will do it. Yes.

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See. See.

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Come on.

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Next up, we make the sauce. Okay. The sauce is made from the freshest and

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finest tomatoes. I picked fresh from the garden. I put them in the fridge. Can

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you get them for me, please? I shall boil the water. Okay.

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Oh, chef Marso. I'm stuck in the fridge.

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No. Tori, you can't be here. Tori, you cannot be here.

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Okay. My

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Look. My asshole boyfriend thinks I can't cook, but what I can really do is

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fuck really, really well. Okay. Why did we slice the mozzarella?

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Oh, you weren't lying.

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Shh. I never lie.

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Can you please go to the store and get me some cream? Cream? Yeah. Absolutely,

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sir Norzo. Thank you so much. Absolutely. I'll be back in the kitchen. See.

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wow. So good. Let's go get more comfortable. Okay. Let's go.

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Yes. Oh, fuck.

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Oh, fuck. Oh, you feel amazing, Chad. Yes.

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yes. I feel so fucking good. Yeah.

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Oh my god. Fuck.

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Oh, he's grandma. It's grandma. Oh

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Fuck.

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Keep going. Keep Keep going. Keep going. Yeah. Just like that.

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Fuck. And then he's gonna use it. Oh

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my god. Fuck.

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Oh my god. Oh, fuck.

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Yeah. Just like that. Just keep going.

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god. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh

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Yes. I get. Mhmm. You're gone. Oh,

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fuck.

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Oh my god. Yeah.

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You're such a little push. Oh,

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fuck. Oh, yes. You fucking... How? Yes. Oh

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my god. Yes. Oh my god. Oh,

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fuck.

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my god. Yes. Yes. Oh,

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fuck.

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Oh my god. Fuck. It's so fucking deep.

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Yeah. You're so fucking deep.

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fuck.

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Oh my fucking god. Yeah. Oh.

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Fuck. Oh,

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fuck.

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Oh, fuck. Fuck.

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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

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Fuck.

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My god. You just keep going.

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Oh, fuck. Yes.

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Yes. Yes. Yes. Keep fucking stuck. Oh my god. It's so fucking good. Yes.

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Oh my god. Oh,

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fuck. Oh, shit.

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Yeah. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Just like Oh

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my god. It's so fucking good. Yeah.

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fuck.

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Oh my god. Oh.

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Yeah. Fuck. Oh my god. Oh,

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fuck.

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Yeah. Oh, fuck.

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Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, fuck.

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He has to be using my pussy.

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Oh. Oh, fuck. It feels so good.

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Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Oh

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my god. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

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I wanna see that titties. Mhmm. I wanna see those titties. Yeah. Yeah. Oh

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my god. Fuck.

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my god. Oh, she's so fucking tight.

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Fuck.

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Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh,

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fuck. Shit. Oh, yeah.

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Oh my god. Fuck.

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Oh, fuck it. Yes. Oh,

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wow. Oh, wow. It's too pushy.

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My tits.

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Fucking good. Yeah.

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Oh, fuck. Oh,

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fuck.

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Oh, fuck. Mhmm. Mhmm. Yeah.

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You wanna cover my face with your cum, Chef? Oh my god. Mhmm. I do. Mhmm. See.

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Fuck.

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Get new here.

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Oh god. Uh-huh. You want it in your mouth? Uh-huh. Are you pretty fish? Mhmm.

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Fuck.

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shit.

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Fuck.

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Mhmm. Oh, shit.

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much cum.

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Chef Marzo, I got the cream. What the fuck?

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Miss Cozzi,