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What's up? You made it. Did I make it? Yeah. Well,

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how did it go?

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It looks like know how it went. Uh-huh. Fucking awful. What? Awful fucking is

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how it went, actually. Well, you signed up for that. You picked this guy out.

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I could've told you that it was gonna be weird. Fucking bad.

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Well, if you just listen to your friend. Oh. You know? Right. Yeah. I know. I

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know. I usually am. What's that? Can I tell you about it? What happened? Shoot

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away, shooter. You can laugh. Okay.

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So I show up. We go on the date. Date's fine. It's fine. Right. He seems nice

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enough.

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I think maybe I've just been in a mood lately. A mood? Yeah. Oh, please. Tell

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me about a mood. You mean, like, bros?

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What do you mean? Like A super bro? Like, you look like a fucking what was his

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name? Chaz? Chad? Troy? Whatever the fuck was it? Know what's wrong with me. I

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was like, oh, what the fuck is wrong with me? I was like, yeah. Like, I'm kinda

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into this.

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I was a little horny. Okay?

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We end up back at his place. Okay.

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Night's going on. Whatever. Finally, we get into fucking when he stops talking

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about his fucking, I don't know, pickleball tournament that he's been in. Oh,

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he's a pickleball guy? Yeah. I don't talk about it. Yeah.

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So then we start fucking. He lasts about three minutes and then

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Okay. Alright. Let's go. Tell me more. Like, three pumps. Oh, three pump jump.

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Yeah. And he did kinda you show me the picture. He kinda looked like he went

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he's he's flexing too hard.

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I know. I don't know why the fuck he did that. I don't either. Does it count?

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What?

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Like, does that up my body count if he only lasted two pumps?

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No. I don't think so. I think doesn't it have to at least go? I think I

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actually, like, lost one off my body count. Is that a negative? I think it's a

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negative body count. Right? Because then that doesn't count. Like, you get at

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least a 20. Actually reset me enough. So we at least do so fucking

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What the fuck can I do? I need to stop doing this. Yeah. Don't get it, dude.

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You need to get a boyfriend. Or Yeah. Well, that's on you. Vibrator. Yeah. Good

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luck. With the boyfriend or the vibrator? Both.

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I don't I couldn't even I couldn't even figure out, like, where to go with

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that. But you know? Who do you fuck? I have my my picks, but at least I got a

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good picker.

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You don't wanna talk shit now? What are you saying about me? Well, I mean,

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you're fucking hot. Of course.

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But what? What? Your picker? Oh, I mean, yeah. It's off. Like, you keep

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choosing these douchebags. Wait. Wait. Wait. Can Wait. We go back to what you

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just said before that? What do mean? That you think I'm hot? You've

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never said that before. Well, I didn't like, it was like a Literally, I left

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before are you kidding me? It was like a friendly thing. It was like Friendly

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hot? Yeah. Before I left, I sent you a picture, and I was like, how do I look?

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And you said, okay. Well, I mean, mean yeah. I mean but it's like, you know, I

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mean, what am I supposed to do? I I just be in. You know? Like, you're you're

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yeah. It's like a yeah. You're hot, dude. You know? Like, bro.

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She's watching you on Because I've known you fucking forever. I mean, I do.

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Yeah. Of course. Always hot. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, I just you know, I've

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always, like, thought that, and that's where I'm at. I am. We ever fucked. Why

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haven't we ever fucked?

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What? Because we I literally spent the night at your house, and you haven't

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even tried to make a move once. I thought just thought you didn't like me like

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that. What? I thought you were gonna be. That's dumb. Of course. You're dumb.

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You're I do know how many times I fucking slept over your ass and never made a

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move? You're dumb. What? That is no. That's You're the you're the dumb one here.

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Is it? Who the fuck? Yes. You helped me swipe on Tinder. That's true.

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Yeah. So true. I don't know. Like, I'm not I I can't okay. Well, I mean, yeah.

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Of course, I've always, like, I'm always been into you, but I just wanna be

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respectful. You know? Like, we've known each other forever. So, like you know?

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What? You were what? You were my best what? We were best like yeah. I mean Oh,

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you you don't wanna fuck up the friendship? No. I mean It won't, though. I don't

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want you to think it would because a lot of you like, it it

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don't think it will. No? Well, I tell you everything. True. And I do too. I

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literally came over to your house after I fucked a guy. Yeah. I think you what's

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that in your hair? What? Looks like it was in your hair over there. What? What

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is that? Your hair, you have, like, some it's like your yeah. That. What the

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fuck?

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No way. Oh. That quickly. So you didn't even make it past the I didn't know it

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got there. Wow. This guy. That's really gross. That's fucking yeah. Should I go

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wash that? Don't care. You know, it is what it is. What are supposed to do?

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That's his fault. Stupid.

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Well, I'm sorry. Well, I mean,

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I don't know. I mean, if I don't know. You're still hot with that, so it

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doesn't matter.

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It's what? Why don't we fuck?

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Yeah. What? Yeah. I mean yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you're you don't think it'll

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fuck it up.

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You wanna make it better. Yeah? Okay.

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I know it's big.

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Who'd you hear that from?

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I have my wings. Yeah.

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You know that x you had? Uh-huh. Also, holy fuck. Uh-oh. It's really big. Yeah.

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It's it's good. It's good. So it's fun. Okay. Well, you know that x you had?

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Yeah. I convinced her to show me your dick pic. Oh, what? You really shouldn't

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send those. You know that. Right? I told you not to do that. I know. But, like,

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she asked, and I responded. So what am supposed to do? Say no? Hell no. I'm

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going in.

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Can I? Yeah.

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It's not gonna make it weird? Uh-uh. I'm down. It's okay.

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Once I do this, we can never undo it. Well, it's just don't make it weird. I

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won't. I promise.

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Stamp it. Yep.

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You don't think I'm too weird? Nope. And you think I'm hot? Always.

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Oh, there.

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You're feed it to me? Yeah. I don't even know what to do. Smack it on my face.

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So ridiculous.

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Fuck. Oh, shit. It's so fucking hot.

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I'm getting wet. Yeah.

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Fucking your cock. What do you think?

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You're fucking hot? Where are you?

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So fucking hot. I want you so fucking hot. Yeah. Okay.

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My god. Stupid. Yeah. It's dumb. It's dumb. We don't need them.

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Shit. What am I supposed to do? Fuck.

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Yeah. I just realized something. I left my panties at his house. Oh,

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so sorry? No. No. Don't be. Don't be at all.

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Fuck.

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Because you know I would never judge.

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Fucking poob rat. Mm-mm. I mean, depends on the day. Monday, Friday's a Friday.

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Oh

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Fuck.

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This fucks everything up. It was work. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It can last longer than

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that. Oh. So it'll be worth it. Oh,

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fuck.

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Jesus. Fuck.

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I don't even like sucking dick that much. I just think I like sucking your

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dick. Oh, wow.

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It's sore.

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It's horrible.

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Wow. I don't usually drill this much. I'm scared. Woah. That's so sick.

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That is so cool. Is it, like, one of your tricks?

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Wow. Your cock is really good. Thank you.

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I grew it myself.

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Sorry. I gotta I I'm gonna focus. What if you do that and you're coming and it

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came on my note?

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You

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wouldn't do that, do you? Would you? Mm-mm. I mean,

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no. You're not gonna come right now. Right? No. It's bullshit. You're all gonna

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come right now. Right? I'm trying my best not to.

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Fuck. I'm way back where I started.

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It's so hot.

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I know you're so good at this. Fuck. I can't really be bad right now. Then that

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would really fuck shit on didn't it? Shit. You're right.

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Imagine we fucking adorable. Well, I'm we'll we'll find out. I I'm just

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kidding. If anything, I will. I definitely need to return the favor, though.

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Mhmm. Yep. Do it like that? Yep. A 100%. Right now? Yep. Over here. Oh. Right

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here? Oh. Yeah. Let's do it. In

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yep. Right now. Oh,

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Fuck.

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Oh my god. Fuck. Oh, it's okay. Yeah. Yeah. You're in charge.

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I gotta move my leg there. Mhmm. Oh, fuck.

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Fuck.

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Oh my god. Fuck.

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fuck. That feels good.

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Holy fuck.

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My god. Fuck.

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my god. You feel so fucking good.

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Oh my god. Fuck.

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Holy fuck.

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Fucking dick. Oh my god.

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Shit.

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Yeah. Let's do this.

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Do that again. Do that again right there. Right here.

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Fucking good. Your cock feels so fucking good.

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Oh, your cock feels so fucking good.

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Oh my god. Fuck. Oh

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my god. Oh

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My god. You know exactly what makes me feel good.

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You know exactly what makes me feel good. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm so fucking

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horny. Oh. Oh my god.

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Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Oh my god. That feels so fucking good. Oh my god. Oh, you

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can do whatever the fuck you want to me. I don't care. You feel so fucking good.

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Oh

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Does it feel as good for you as it does for me? Oh my god. Oh.

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Yes. Thank you. Fuck.

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Oh, thank you.

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Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Oh

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my fucking fucking can't think. I can't think. Can't think. I

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I can't think. Oh my god. I can't think. Oh my god. You're gonna even come

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again. Man, you're gonna even come again. Oh

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my god. Do whatever the fuck you wanted me.

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Oh my god. I can't believe how good I do it right now. Holy fucking shit. Holy

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fuck. Oh

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my god. I

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Holy

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fuck. Holy

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fuck. Holy fuck. Oh my god. Oh

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my god. Oh.

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Uh-huh. Holy fuck.

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Holy

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fuck.

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Oh my god. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

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Holy fucking shit.

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Holy fuck.

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Holy fuck. Oh

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Holy fuck.

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Oh, yeah. I'm feeling my pussy. It's so good.

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Holy shit.

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Oh my god. It's so good. Oh my god. Yeah.

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So good.

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Oh, it's crazy.

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So good.

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Oh my god. This is nutty. You're nutty?

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Mhmm. Who would've thought? Oh, shit.

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my god. Yeah. Holy shit.

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Fuck. Mhmm. Oh

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wow. It's so good.

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And this one, I'm kinda just using your dick to me. Do. Please do. Please

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god. Yes. Oh my god. Yes.

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Holy fuck.

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That's it.

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Holy fuck. Holy Okay. Fuck. Yes, please. I'm in. Yes, please. I'm How are you?

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How are you? How are you? Okay. Yeah. How are you? I'm so slow. Oh, yeah.

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Leg clamp.

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It's hamstring. Oh. I'm almost back.

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Are you okay? Oh, yeah.

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Oh, fucker. Only

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you would give me a hamstring cramp in the best way.

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my god. What's up? Use my pussy.

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Fuck. Can you use my pussy?

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Oh my god. My holy fuck. Not fair.

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Holy fuck. It tastes really good. I told you. Are you healthy?

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I was hungry.

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Insane. Oh god. I guess I know it because you're not giving me a snack. Yeah.

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Well, you got two for him right here.

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Winning. No. I have a lot of cum in my hair.

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Oh, I mean, me too.

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At least I'm sorry. We have some carrots and bison. I don't even know what's