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Yeah. Listen, Greg. I don't care what the Japanese office says. Okay?

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Those numbers do not lie.

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Jason.

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Yeah. Listen. Just tell them if we need to make another conference call, I will.

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Jason.

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Yes, honey. Sorry. What's up? Oh,

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nothing.

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You know, we're just here celebrating our anniversary,

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Father's Day.

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You know, we're celebrating here

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now.

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Yeah. I mean,

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can you believe it? It's it's been ten years. Trust

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me. I'm counting.

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Jason, you got the pedals.

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Mhmm.

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I have an 11:00

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tea time.

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You didn't get the puddles.

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Babe, I gave them my card. Okay? I told them to do their thing, and they did their thing.

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Romance.

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Efficiency.

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It's the love language of the twenty first century.

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Jason.

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Babe, I have a 10:45 warm up.

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Christmas?

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What?

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Christmas.

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You missed it. You said you were gonna take a call, and it ended up being an all later.

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You're lucky you I ended up on Santa's naughty list.

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Oh, fuck. Oh,

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yeah.

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Yeah.

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Fuck. Oh,

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you.

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Fuck.

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That was hot.

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And Valentine's Day, Leo's girlfriend Claire,

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luckily,

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we came to some sort of agreement there.

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Pictures.

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Funny you should bring that up. How did he get those? I know it's not from your social media.

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You know, she's cute, but I've heard that she could be somewhat of a hothead.

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And Mother's Day.

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If it weren't for Leo and Claire, we'd have been all alone.

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Aren't you guys going on a trip? Well, we were,

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and then Jason got called into work.

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Forgot someone.

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You

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know, I think those kids are gonna be okay. I mean, they look really good together.

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So are we. But we can't make this work unless we're together

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and being in the present. Mean, come on.

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Honey, I I I think I know where you're going with this. Okay? But what do you want from me?

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Well,

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I wanna make a bet.

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What

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kind of a bet?

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Simple.

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A putting contest.

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A putting contest?

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Yeah. The practice green. Whoever gets closest to the hole wins.

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That's the whole thing.

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Ashley, you you do realize that I practice putting every day.

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I know,

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but I'm counting on it.

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And what are the stakes?

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If you win,

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I will never bring up golf again. You can golf as much as you want.

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You could name our child shooter if you wanted to.

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Okay. I'm listening.

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But if I win, you drop your golf clubs, you drop everything, phone, earpieces,

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and take me on the most romantic

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date ever.

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Okay.

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One

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That's it. When it takes all. That's right. One putt. When it takes all.

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Ashley, babe, listen. I love you, but I am going to absolutely

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crush you at this. Confidence.

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Sexy.

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Too bad it's misplaced.

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Okay, my love. Ladies first. Thank you.

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Am I doing this right? Yeah. Of course you are. You you do know what the little line on the putter is for. Right?

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Decoration?

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Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Decoration.

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Please, honey. After you. Okay.

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One,

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two,

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three.

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Yes.

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Natural.

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Natural? You you're, like, six, seven feet away from the hole.

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From victory?

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Okay.

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My turn.

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What up the stakes there, champ?

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I don't think you're in the best position to be negotiating right now.

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Double or nothing?

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Yeah. And what do I get if I win?

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Well, you get something that

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I've never had before.

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Which is?

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Anal.

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I'm, you know, expert be, but looks like my ball is closer to the hole than yours.

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Oh, I wasn't expecting that.

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Well, now you get access to all my holes,

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unless you want a rematch.

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No. No. No. No. No. No. You you won fair and square.

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And I think, actually, now is the best time for for me to start making out to you. Good.

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Happy Father's Day.

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Why

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don't you show daddy what a naughty girl you can do?

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Yes. Do that. No hands.

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Good.

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Good.

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Oh my god. God.

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Yes. Oh

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my

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Yes. Yes.

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Yes.

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Fuck. Yes.

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Oh, fuck. He's

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just like that. Just like that. Fuck.

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Yes.

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Brandon, spread your fucking nose. Good

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god. Yes.

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Fuck.

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Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh.

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Oh

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god.

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Yes.

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Yes. Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Oh,

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fuck.

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So fucking, dude. So fucking.

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Yeah.

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Oh

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my god.

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Yes.

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Oh my god.

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Well, dog won't save you now.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Fuck.

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Yes.

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Oh

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my god.

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Oh my god. Oh my

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Yes.

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Oh

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my god.

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You

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wanna play golf more often?

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Drag Yes. Your pussy.

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Drag your little fucking pussy.

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Oh my god.

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Shit. Oh,

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baby.

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Oh, yeah.

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Happy

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Father's Day, daddy.
