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Welcome to your new fantasy Hotel Vixen Caribbean, a place where all your

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dreams can come true and where you might discover new ones. This Azure jewel is

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our proudest accomplishment yet with unparalleled customer service and top class

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amenities. Every guest is a VIP, but it gets better. Our proprietary vetting

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system makes sure anyone and everyone you encounter throughout your stay are in

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line with your personal tastes and deepest desires. There isn't a dull

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conversation to be had or a limp dick to be rogue. We guarantee it. But before

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everything was singing in sweet harmony, things were a little messy.

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It took a lot of work to get where we are now. Care to join us on that journey?

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That was a fucking disaster. Instead of helping him, you fucked us. It's not

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our fault. Nancy told us to do it. Have some fun. You deserve it. We fucked up.

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Lillian. Lillian. Have you met DJ Aaron? My bad. This girl was wild. You want

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in?

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The more, the merrier.

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Something wrong, boss?

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Inventory issues.

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The soft launch was a disaster. Hollywood didn't deliver, and I've never had to

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worry about that with Hollywood. Nancy, fuck me, and not in the hot way. You

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need to get laid. I have the grand opening to think about. Correction. You have

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your opening to think about. Maybe some old friends can help.

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Are we friends? You guys wrecked my wedding, but you did took my anal

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virginity, and you did give me the best order of my life. So give me another

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one, and we will call it even.

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One condition. Absolutely. I want to do my ass again. We can do that from

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Alberto. I like his dick.

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Anything to make your stay more uncomfortable.

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Uncomfortable? Unforgettable. What did I say?

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Sounds a good idea. Alberto and Matthew to Room 69. Alberto and Matthew to Room

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69. Code pink.

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What

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did anyone's meant to say? Who gives a fuck?

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So good to have your dick

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I wanted to wait till

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you want me to sack it?

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I'm here to sack.

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Thank you for inviting me. Thank you for joining, actually.

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So we're alerts for a good joke.