WEBVTT 00:00:18.494 --> 00:00:23.213 You again? I thought I told my secretary to turn you away. What the hell did 00:00:23.263 --> 00:00:25.263 you do to my office? Well, 00:00:25.934 --> 00:00:29.849 I ran into your secretary yesterday, and she was having car trouble. So I 00:00:29.899 --> 00:00:34.139 helped her out, and in exchange, she invited me into your office. I should have 00:00:34.189 --> 00:00:38.060 known that this thing was a part of your neuro nonsense. 00:00:38.109 --> 00:00:43.259 Guessed it. Come on, Bowen. You and me, we could be a match made in business 00:00:43.309 --> 00:00:48.731 heaven. With your successful massage brothers and my Nuru equipment business, we 00:00:48.782 --> 00:00:54.137 could be making so much money together. I highly doubt that. Slippery massages? 00:00:54.186 --> 00:00:59.472 Who the hell likes slippery massages? And that neuro gel, I heard it's made of 00:00:59.522 --> 00:01:00.579 seaweed. 00:01:00.630 --> 00:01:03.219 The... All of this sounds ridiculous, 00:01:03.270 --> 00:01:07.661 and it looks ridiculous too if you're having massages on that thing. Look. 00:01:07.711 --> 00:01:12.462 Look. I I know it's slightly unconventional, but it's super relaxing. And as far 00:01:12.512 --> 00:01:17.203 as the seaweed's concerned, it's really good for your body, actually. It's used 00:01:17.253 --> 00:01:21.584 all the time in, like, shampoo and toothpaste. Yeah. But people don't get 00:01:21.634 --> 00:01:24.480 massages with shampoo and toothpaste. 00:01:25.349 --> 00:01:30.415 Owen. Owen. Owen, you always get so caught up on the seaweed. You know? Let me 00:01:30.465 --> 00:01:35.399 get to the good part. The thing about a new room massage is it involves full 00:01:35.449 --> 00:01:40.317 body contact. This means that both the client and the massage therapist are 00:01:40.367 --> 00:01:45.498 fully new to maximize the slippery slidey benefits. Yeah. That just sounds even 00:01:45.548 --> 00:01:50.417 weirder. Look. It's super relaxing. These massages are highly sought after. 00:01:50.466 --> 00:01:52.266 They're very exclusive. 00:01:53.079 --> 00:01:57.665 This would be so successful for both of us. Right. And you think I'm supposed 00:01:57.714 --> 00:01:59.868 to believe that crazy claim? 00:02:00.760 --> 00:02:05.320 I knew you need some extra convincing, so I came prepared with a proposal. What 00:02:05.371 --> 00:02:09.932 is it now? Look. I didn't settle this up just to redecorate your office. I know 00:02:09.982 --> 00:02:14.602 you're sick of me. Let me give you just one demonstration, just one new massage. 00:02:14.652 --> 00:02:19.155 I promise it's gonna change your life, it's gonna revolutionize your business. 00:02:19.205 --> 00:02:23.532 You're never gonna go back. Please, if if you don't like it, I'll leave you 00:02:23.582 --> 00:02:25.310 alone forever. 00:02:25.360 --> 00:02:27.280 That sounds crazy, 00:02:27.920 --> 00:02:34.319 but if it gets you to, you know, leave me alone, then fine. I'm in. Great. 00:02:58.849 --> 00:03:03.618 Well, what are waiting for? You're supposed to make it to him. 00:03:58.040 --> 00:04:03.039 Great. If you wanna lay on your stomach, you can drink him again. 00:05:35.415 --> 00:05:39.107 This is gonna change your life, Owen. I promise. 00:06:19.090 --> 00:06:20.889 Feels 00:06:22.689 --> 00:06:24.843 better than I was expecting. 00:07:45.110 --> 00:07:47.990 So scary and warm. See 00:07:49.189 --> 00:07:52.550 the key to an effective new room massage. 00:07:54.764 --> 00:07:56.475 You see 00:07:56.524 --> 00:07:59.595 the key to an effective new room massage 00:07:59.644 --> 00:08:05.980 is maintaining a singular point of contact and moving it throughout the whole 00:08:06.030 --> 00:08:07.829 body. 00:09:21.014 --> 00:09:26.245 Alright. Why don't you go ahead and flip over onto your back for me? 00:10:18.475 --> 00:10:23.706 It's so good. Yeah. I wasn't expecting all this. I know. It's an entirely 00:10:23.755 --> 00:10:25.556 different experience. 00:10:48.070 --> 00:10:52.301 Well, there's no way of hiding that I am enjoying this. 00:10:53.004 --> 00:10:55.927 So you got yourself a deal. Fantastic. 00:10:56.684 --> 00:11:01.222 I think this is start of a beautiful business relationship. 00:11:02.139 --> 00:11:07.500 I agree. Should we celebrate with a happy ending? Yes, please. 00:11:15.845 --> 00:11:19.845 Why don't you get some more of that? Zero? Yeah. 00:11:20.164 --> 00:11:22.087 It's the one's converted. 00:12:46.540 --> 00:12:49.154 Feels so good between your cheeks. 00:13:00.605 --> 00:13:03.220 You really know your product well. 00:13:05.485 --> 00:13:07.408 And it does change lives. 00:14:54.355 --> 00:14:58.509 God. I think this is the story of something beautiful. 00:15:37.039 --> 00:15:40.000 You feel so good. Oh, please. 00:16:17.125 --> 00:16:19.663 Yeah. Yeah. Just like that. Yeah. 00:19:01.525 --> 00:19:04.244 Mhmm. Hot. Yeah. 00:19:21.240 --> 00:19:23.317 you look so good. Oh, yeah. 00:19:24.840 --> 00:19:27.147 Seaweed's not so funny now, is 00:20:03.215 --> 00:20:06.654 Oh my god. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. 00:20:09.055 --> 00:20:10.855 Yeah. I 00:20:13.615 --> 00:20:18.250 already ate that cock. I need it so bad. Please. Please. 00:20:28.875 --> 00:20:34.611 Oh my god. You feel so good. Oh. Oh, I love you too, but sad. Oh, I feel so 00:20:34.660 --> 00:20:36.461 good. Oh. 00:20:57.505 --> 00:21:00.785 Fuck. Please. Please. Please. Know. 00:21:01.825 --> 00:21:07.294 I feel so good. Alright. I'm over the cock. It helps me stay connected with 00:21:07.344 --> 00:21:09.144 you. Yeah. 00:23:34.070 --> 00:23:37.146 My my god. Can't get out of my cock. Oh. 00:24:48.859 --> 00:24:52.779 Oh my god. Fuck. Yes. 00:25:02.744 --> 00:25:04.667 It's gonna taste so good. 00:25:13.785 --> 00:25:16.184 Squeeze that dick. Squeeze it. 00:26:24.039 --> 00:26:25.839 It's amazing. 00:26:26.755 --> 00:26:31.474 Relax too. Mhmm. Just enjoy that dick. 00:27:14.099 --> 00:27:18.489 So sticky. Yeah. You think you love the scenario, Joel? Now just wait until you 00:27:18.538 --> 00:27:21.230 see how much money we start making. 00:28:55.934 --> 00:28:57.734 That's it. 00:29:02.980 --> 00:29:09.307 Oh my god. Yeah. Oh, you see it. Oh my god. Think you're gonna open that cock. 00:29:09.357 --> 00:29:11.156 There you go. 00:29:42.934 --> 00:29:48.319 Yeah. I wish you later start making money, though, baby. That's right. 00:30:30.049 --> 00:30:31.849 Fuck. 00:30:49.664 --> 00:30:55.741 So funny. Yes? I'll just watch you all day. Oh. Just bouncing on my dick. Oh my 00:30:56.730 --> 00:30:58.529 god. It's 00:32:11.700 --> 00:32:14.469 Yes. Squeezing that dick. I love it. 00:32:39.460 --> 00:32:41.259 So warm. 00:32:41.779 --> 00:32:43.579 So inviting. 00:32:43.940 --> 00:32:47.940 Oh, yeah. I should've taken my proposal for a break. 00:32:48.179 --> 00:32:53.257 I know. Right? I know we could've been doing this a long time ago. 00:33:23.244 --> 00:33:28.536 god. You got me soon. Oh my god. Oh, I love when you come on my dad like that. 00:33:28.586 --> 00:33:32.201 Oh my god. I can't get it. I'm like, god. Yeah. 00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:06.480 fuck. 00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:15.153 You want me to paint you with another sticky substance? Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, 00:35:22.750 --> 00:35:27.998 I think it's gonna be a pleasure doing Christmas with you. I agree. And I can 00:35:28.048 --> 00:35:33.125 see my parlor... Our our parlor getting a lot of return customers. 00:35:41.385 --> 00:35:44.385 Should we shake on it? What's the deal?