WEBVTT 00:00:15.164 --> 00:00:19.472 Welcome back to the Alpha Journey. We got Mike Otsu here in Austin to see how 00:00:19.523 --> 00:00:23.945 you guys doing today. Yo. What's happening? How are we doing? Can we go back to 00:00:23.994 --> 00:00:28.303 talking about how soft do you know, though? Like, I can't stand the fact that 00:00:28.353 --> 00:00:32.604 they think they can do everything by themselves. Me either, either, man. I'm 00:00:32.654 --> 00:00:37.076 trying to tell you. Even though this is ourself, they can always use a big dick 00:00:37.126 --> 00:00:41.603 like ours. Right, Chuck? They know. So if you're Dicks not big, get out of here. 00:00:41.654 --> 00:00:46.018 Because we only handle Alpha energy Alpha energy on this podcast only. Listen. 00:00:46.069 --> 00:00:50.546 Every woman would be lucky to be fucking us. Like, if you really think about it, 00:00:50.597 --> 00:00:54.848 if we were to put every woman in the line in the world In the world. They're 00:00:54.899 --> 00:00:59.264 gonna be right there waiting on us. I already know. One by one. Yeah. I bet we 00:00:59.313 --> 00:01:03.734 can make each and every one of them women come one by one. In seconds? Seconds, 00:01:03.785 --> 00:01:08.263 sir. Talk about a world record. Twenty seconds here. Twenty seconds here. Twenty 00:01:08.313 --> 00:01:12.734 seconds. Twenty. Maybe you've had ten. Ten seconds. Ten seconds of peace, Chad. 00:01:12.784 --> 00:01:17.206 Ten. Ten. Alright. Little bit of the tongue, little bit of the finger. You know 00:01:17.256 --> 00:01:21.677 what I mean? Use your big dick. Anything you really ask for. It doesn't even it 00:01:21.727 --> 00:01:26.149 doesn't even take our dick. I'm trying to tell you all we need to do is use our 00:01:26.199 --> 00:01:30.450 tongues. We're good to go. That's my man. That's my man. This is Joel, we go 00:01:30.501 --> 00:01:34.695 back to California? Women are so independent. Can you guys please give us a 00:01:34.746 --> 00:01:38.715 story or two of what you guys have actually gone through? What have you 00:01:38.764 --> 00:01:41.545 encountered? Tell us that. Oh, there's Jason. He's 00:01:41.594 --> 00:01:44.518 just gonna let me get you a good tire. 00:01:44.795 --> 00:01:49.090 You know what, Jason? That's actually comedy, dude. So we might have to put 00:01:49.140 --> 00:01:53.495 down We have a girl in here, actually. Bear. Bear. No. She's No. Bear. Women 00:01:53.544 --> 00:01:57.468 should be thankful to have a man in the house. Give 00:01:57.700 --> 00:02:01.789 her a badge. Give her a badge. Give her a badge. Give her a badge. That that We 00:02:01.839 --> 00:02:05.823 need to ask her. She sounds like the type of girl in that room. Maybe you got 00:02:05.874 --> 00:02:07.674 her as a guest. 00:02:22.110 --> 00:02:27.544 You will not believe what I heard these boys talking about. They were literally 00:02:27.594 --> 00:02:33.098 saying that women are soft. They were saying that men are better than women. And 00:02:33.148 --> 00:02:34.949 listen to this. 00:02:36.355 --> 00:02:40.893 They said that they could make any woman in the world come. 00:02:41.075 --> 00:02:47.424 Yeah. I can't believe my sweet pie. Say that? Yeah. Did I do something wrong? 00:02:47.474 --> 00:02:54.039 No. No. Didn't do anything wrong. It's just, like, the Internet, the algorithm. 00:02:54.840 --> 00:02:56.639 It's horrible. 00:02:59.639 --> 00:03:02.562 yeah, what are we gonna do about this? 00:03:02.759 --> 00:03:06.504 I don't know what we're gonna do about it. Think 00:03:08.504 --> 00:03:11.944 that they say they can make any woman come, 00:03:13.064 --> 00:03:20.058 that we should see if they could make any woman come. You know what I mean? You 00:03:20.108 --> 00:03:27.103 mean we can find the girlfriends for them? No. I'm saying us. I don't if we can 00:03:27.152 --> 00:03:29.560 do that with our step sons. 00:03:32.680 --> 00:03:37.986 mean, I see where you're coming from, but it's our job as mothers to do this. I 00:03:38.036 --> 00:03:41.960 promise you it's gonna be okay. This is God's will. 00:03:44.614 --> 00:03:46.414 I do know. 00:03:46.694 --> 00:03:48.495 What about if we swap? 00:03:51.180 --> 00:03:56.705 hang out with your son and you hang out with my son. I don't know. Come on. 00:03:56.756 --> 00:04:02.506 It's And you're not way This is our job. I I think the whole switch thing is a 00:04:02.555 --> 00:04:04.355 really good idea. 00:04:07.525 --> 00:04:13.002 I just... I really It's crazy. It's crazy. No. Alexander, this is our job. We 00:04:13.052 --> 00:04:18.529 can't let them go out into the world with this alpha male mentality. It's our 00:04:18.579 --> 00:04:24.057 jobs to raise good sons. We are the ones that are in charge to make sure that 00:04:24.107 --> 00:04:28.107 they turn out right and that they treat women right. 00:04:28.879 --> 00:04:32.572 I don't think that it's a good idea. It's crazy. 00:04:34.754 --> 00:04:40.201 How's it gonna go? Do you want your son to keep talking about women like this? 00:04:40.252 --> 00:04:43.944 No. Okay. We're gonna teach them a lesson. Okay? 00:04:45.395 --> 00:04:51.153 I mean, if you say so. Okay. I'm gonna get them in here. Mike, Austin, get in 00:04:51.202 --> 00:04:53.002 here. 00:04:53.899 --> 00:04:57.180 Just follow me. K. Yes. 00:04:59.740 --> 00:05:01.540 Jesus. What's up? 00:05:02.774 --> 00:05:07.382 What Jeez. Do you guys have to do? We're trying to film a a podcast. Yeah. 00:05:07.431 --> 00:05:12.415 Yeah. We definitely The album. Heard your podcast. Yeah. I'm dirty. Alright. Oh, 00:05:12.465 --> 00:05:17.134 the Oh my god. Such a good thing. A great name. I'm I'm trying to tell you. 00:05:17.185 --> 00:05:20.723 What? Yeah. What's Can you boys just sit down? 00:05:21.279 --> 00:05:25.612 Direction to the woman. I listen to no one. Yeah. Not even my mother's. Not 00:05:25.662 --> 00:05:30.112 even my mother's. See how that's the craziest thing ever. But I will say that 00:05:30.161 --> 00:05:34.728 did tar me out. Not teaser. You said that. I will say that not because you told 00:05:34.777 --> 00:05:39.295 us to, but not because you told us. Yeah. Not at all. Yeah. 00:05:39.345 --> 00:05:43.502 Next time I'd be great. Mike, ow. Listen here. I know you think that it's 00:05:43.551 --> 00:05:47.880 funny. I like this, but you're still my son, and you're still under my roof. 00:05:47.931 --> 00:05:51.915 You're gonna fucking look at me. Okay? Why don't you touch me? I don't 00:05:51.964 --> 00:05:56.410 understand. What the fuck? Okay. Yes. What So you really think women are soft? 00:05:56.459 --> 00:05:58.240 What 00:05:58.290 --> 00:06:02.817 a question. Did you really say that? Did you really say that? Yes. They're 00:06:02.867 --> 00:06:07.766 soft. You're so soft, Bob. Yeah. I bet we can make any woman clump. Ten seconds. 00:06:07.817 --> 00:06:12.406 Literally. Oh my god. Any girl would be blessed to have an alpha guy like a 00:06:12.457 --> 00:06:17.293 alpha man. Like, me and him. Alphas. This is just comical. I've never even seen 00:06:17.344 --> 00:06:21.995 you bring a girl home. Jess? I've seen you bring a walk. By a minute. That's 00:06:22.046 --> 00:06:26.636 what I'm talking about. See? I'm just stealing Well, they don't come back a 00:06:26.685 --> 00:06:28.916 second time. That's for sure. 00:06:32.314 --> 00:06:34.115 Not gonna 00:06:35.514 --> 00:06:37.314 I'm 00:06:40.714 --> 00:06:42.514 I'm 00:06:42.875 --> 00:06:47.470 gonna Oh. I heard that. We're say that on the podcast. I didn't see that on the 00:06:47.519 --> 00:06:51.939 podcast. This is just ridiculous. Wait. Can you please use this as practice? 00:06:51.988 --> 00:06:56.372 Okay. If you really think that a woman can come from you, 00:06:56.644 --> 00:07:02.194 why don't you show us what is making her cum? Show us your penis. What? Are you 00:07:02.244 --> 00:07:07.511 crazy? Yeah. Yeah. I don't wanna pull my dick out from my mom. It's fucking 00:07:07.561 --> 00:07:13.182 weird. I've never had an already before. You smile? It's not small. It is sweet, 00:07:13.232 --> 00:07:18.569 but it's okay. Okay. I got an idea. What about you guys just switch and then 00:07:18.619 --> 00:07:20.420 I'll look at his little 00:08:25.595 --> 00:08:30.062 We don't even need to use our cocks to make girls cum. We could just use our 00:08:30.113 --> 00:08:34.640 tongues. Yeah. What the fuck? Literally. Pro E. Alright? Well, then get down. 00:08:34.691 --> 00:08:37.691 Wait. Wait. Right down? Yeah. Lay down. 00:08:38.210 --> 00:08:40.825 Let's see what you got. That's me. 00:08:41.089 --> 00:08:46.013 Really talking about That makes sense. Sounds like a comfy seat. 00:09:12.544 --> 00:09:17.504 Oh, shit. My gosh. Who are showing? Who are you paying the? 00:09:19.184 --> 00:09:20.975 Bro. 00:09:21.024 --> 00:09:23.716 Mike, what do you think about that? 00:09:24.669 --> 00:09:29.448 It's just as nice as any other pussy I've seen yet. Oh, I mean Okay. I don't 00:09:29.499 --> 00:09:34.278 know. Your mom's pussy is so pretty. Dude, you've seen pussy before. I have. 00:09:34.328 --> 00:09:36.129 Okay. Less talking more 00:09:36.590 --> 00:09:38.389 pleasuring. 00:09:51.049 --> 00:09:56.830 I don't even feel it. I don't even feel it. Yeah. Like, what do you... I can't 00:09:56.880 --> 00:10:01.418 do something. Maybe try saying the ABCs or something. ABCs. 00:10:05.975 --> 00:10:10.038 That's not what you No. It's still not right. Nobody made you laugh. You don't 00:10:10.089 --> 00:10:11.889 do this shit. 00:10:12.695 --> 00:10:16.769 You know what they say when you make me laugh? You fucking Keep keep going, 00:10:16.820 --> 00:10:18.620 mate. 00:10:18.730 --> 00:10:20.529 I don't think this 00:10:22.169 --> 00:10:23.970 is it. How 00:10:25.370 --> 00:10:28.985 do I know that there would be a disappointment? 00:11:38.309 --> 00:11:42.897 Even leave me. The only guy that's good at eating me out is Have you ever have 00:11:42.946 --> 00:11:47.592 you ever tried before? Have you ever, like, fishy before? Yeah. Of course. What 00:11:47.643 --> 00:11:51.991 are telling me? You don't like fishy? You don't know how to do it. I'm not 00:11:52.042 --> 00:11:53.841 playing anything. Just 00:13:04.009 --> 00:13:05.850 You 00:13:14.490 --> 00:13:19.302 know what? Wait. I don't think this is it. Are you still there? I don't think 00:13:19.352 --> 00:13:24.291 this is not looking up to you. Are you serious? Yeah. I'm I'm enjoying her more 00:13:24.340 --> 00:13:29.216 than I'm enjoying her. Whatever. You think you can do better if you suck mine. 00:13:29.265 --> 00:13:33.951 How about that? Do we That's a great idea. Yeah. Yeah. Can suck our fucking 00:13:34.001 --> 00:13:38.876 cock. You think you can do better at this? We're sick of this. We we are going 00:13:38.926 --> 00:13:43.927 to suck you so good that you won't even know. Wait. Almost come against me. Look 00:13:43.978 --> 00:13:48.054 at you. How adorable. Let's see it. Take that. Crazy. 00:13:49.725 --> 00:13:51.524 Look at you. 00:13:51.804 --> 00:13:55.727 Let's see it, young. What are you guys waiting for? 00:16:05.065 --> 00:16:10.639 No. What the fuck? This is what you guys supposed to do. Literally, the exact 00:16:10.690 --> 00:16:16.337 thing that you guys are supposed to be great at. This, cooking me meals, doing 00:16:16.388 --> 00:16:21.964 our laundry, doing our laundry. Stop it. From now on, you guys are gonna cook 00:16:22.013 --> 00:16:23.937 for us. Focus on him. Oh. 00:16:31.040 --> 00:16:32.840 Idiot. 00:18:14.970 --> 00:18:18.662 Mom, what the fuck? Why are you so mean? I know. 00:18:20.570 --> 00:18:26.732 I know. He has nothing on his dad. He's hurting so much. Yeah. I don't know if 00:18:26.782 --> 00:18:28.615 they can come somebody. 00:18:29.414 --> 00:18:31.414 I know. Mom. 00:18:32.775 --> 00:18:36.934 It's okay. Is it? Yes. It's okay. I promise. 00:18:39.589 --> 00:18:42.435 Dude, what are you But you know what? 00:18:43.190 --> 00:18:46.019 I think we should see if we can fuck. 00:18:46.070 --> 00:18:50.977 We can fuck. What do you mean? We gotta try to see. Try to see is crazy. I 00:18:51.026 --> 00:18:56.411 don't think that it can slide there. Do you think you can make us cum? 00:18:56.674 --> 00:19:01.373 Yes. What type of question are you looking for? Did you guys not just cum when 00:19:01.423 --> 00:19:06.242 he was giving you head? I don't think so. You think you could make me cum? Yeah. 00:19:06.292 --> 00:19:10.930 Weren't you... Not you, mom, but I could definitely make Austin's mom cum. So 00:19:10.980 --> 00:19:15.739 you don't like me. Come? That's what you're saying? We're make any out. Men can 00:19:15.788 --> 00:19:20.425 make any woman come. We can. I'm not We can. Let's fucking show them. Come up 00:19:20.476 --> 00:19:22.276 here. Come here. 00:19:26.695 --> 00:19:29.386 On. This is do. They wash your ass. 00:19:32.615 --> 00:19:34.414 You're 00:19:37.095 --> 00:19:39.249 behind me. I can't hear you. 00:19:39.470 --> 00:19:41.269 Oh my gosh. 00:20:25.115 --> 00:20:31.231 Shut up, Mike. It's so funny. Shut up, Mike. You don't look like the alpha. 00:20:31.281 --> 00:20:33.994 Just shut up and pop her already. 00:20:34.954 --> 00:20:39.257 Yeah. Just show me what you can do. Yeah. Let's see what you got, Mike. Tiny 00:20:39.307 --> 00:20:43.780 cock. Tiny cock? Tiny cock. That's why it's filling you up. Right? I don't feel 00:20:43.830 --> 00:20:48.305 anything. What what do you mean you're not feeling anything? It's really inside 00:20:48.354 --> 00:20:50.154 you. Fuck her, Mike. 00:20:50.975 --> 00:20:57.586 Fuck her. Yeah. Try. Try. Go deep. I think he's so soft. What? I am not. He's 00:20:57.635 --> 00:21:04.333 soft with him. I think he sounded more confident. I thought he's so confident. 00:21:04.382 --> 00:21:07.670 That's why he's not. He's unconfident. 00:21:08.549 --> 00:21:13.167 Can tell he's enjoying it. So So soft. Yeah. She does feel pretty good. Go 00:21:13.217 --> 00:21:15.525 harder. Okay. So maybe you can 00:21:21.034 --> 00:21:23.515 I so good with you? Are 00:21:24.875 --> 00:21:26.674 you encouraging? 00:21:27.034 --> 00:21:31.881 I gotta teach you something. Am pretty sure I know how to fuck. 00:21:32.240 --> 00:21:35.654 Well, look at me. You're gonna know how to after this. Yeah. I wouldn't be 00:21:35.705 --> 00:21:38.670 running a podcast if I didn't know how to. Funny. 00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:44.643 Okay. I don't know if I if I feel right. Yeah. It's okay. Just let it happen. 00:21:45.644 --> 00:21:47.444 This is funny. 00:21:50.525 --> 00:21:57.178 don't feel anything. I feel something, but not Yeah. It's my dick. I don't Yes. 00:21:57.228 --> 00:21:59.028 My sleep strokes. My 00:22:43.394 --> 00:22:45.105 think Yeah. 00:22:45.154 --> 00:22:46.954 What the hell? You want 00:22:49.234 --> 00:22:54.234 to? Mom, are you about to come? I think you're about to come. No. 00:22:55.019 --> 00:22:58.160 Stop it. I can literally hear you moan over there. I wanna make... I want you 00:22:58.210 --> 00:23:01.473 to make her come first. I know. And then you're gonna make me come. Yeah. You're 00:23:01.524 --> 00:23:03.049 over there. 00:23:03.099 --> 00:23:04.900 Kinda like his side. 00:23:05.900 --> 00:23:09.276 I don't know think he's getting. You're the mom? He's getting better. He likes 00:23:09.325 --> 00:23:11.172 us. He's getting better. 00:23:30.740 --> 00:23:34.354 Shit. I think your mom is liking this. She's not that Kona. I think you were 00:23:34.403 --> 00:23:40.557 gonna off with this. This gonna... This is what we do. Oh, that's gonna ruin it. 00:26:31.615 --> 00:26:36.007 mean, it's just, like, really honestly not working. You know? Yeah. I mean, who 00:26:36.057 --> 00:26:40.280 can teach them better than Are you serious? I cannot do that. I cannot do it 00:26:40.330 --> 00:26:44.554 with my son. I can't do it. Bro. It's like We're fucking apples. We could do 00:26:44.604 --> 00:26:48.827 this. We can handle anything. Yeah. Like, we ain't gonna Yeah. We can agree. 00:26:48.877 --> 00:26:54.338 That. A woman. Agree. Let's go. You have to Yeah. Go. We could do this. 00:27:12.660 --> 00:27:19.220 It's 00:27:19.619 --> 00:27:25.770 really fine. We won't tell dad. We won't tell anybody. It's a podcast. Possibly 00:27:25.820 --> 00:27:32.049 the podcast. Do know what can do that? We'll we'll keep it to just a a real good 00:27:32.100 --> 00:27:38.173 thing. Not everybody's. Okay. How's you gonna get it? Bro. Historically crazy. 00:27:38.222 --> 00:27:39.529 Oh 00:27:39.579 --> 00:27:41.380 my gosh. 00:27:43.740 --> 00:27:46.380 Can't believe Don't even touch me. 00:27:47.660 --> 00:27:50.299 Oh, that. Are you serious? 00:27:51.845 --> 00:27:57.329 Like, at least try. I need to be taught. Yeah. That's what you keep saying. But 00:27:57.380 --> 00:28:03.073 I feel like I know exactly what I'm doing already. I don't think so. Okay. 00:34:14.880 --> 00:34:19.469 I wanna what other positions you guys can make us come in. You 00:34:19.519 --> 00:34:23.057 think you can do another position too? I wanna 00:48:13.364 --> 00:48:17.764 Both of his cums. Both of his cums. Yeah. 00:48:18.804 --> 00:48:23.574 I feel them throbbing. Oh, yes. He's throbbing in front of me. 00:54:16.405 --> 00:54:18.804 So what did we learn today? 00:54:20.644 --> 00:54:22.445 Women aren't soft. 00:54:23.125 --> 00:54:29.028 Women? Sorry. What? They're not soft. They're not. And what else? And we're not 00:54:29.079 --> 00:54:35.059 alpha males. I guess we're not alpha males, but, I mean, everything we just This 00:54:35.108 --> 00:54:37.416 is a proud face. I'm so nasty. 00:54:38.250 --> 00:54:40.570 I'm proud. Mommy.