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Yo, baby. Good morning. Hey. Good morning.

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That was a nice.

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Thank you. How are you? I'm doing good. How are you doing this morning? Oh,

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oh, not bad. Got rid of all those bugs in that corner you need me to get. Oh,

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good. We need to get the room ready for Megan. That's fine. Oh, what time are we

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expecting her?

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Probably here shortly. Uh-huh. I'm just waiting for her to rub in. Thank you so

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much for letting her stay with us. Yeah. No problem. It's no big deal. Yeah. She

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just needs to stay here until she can find a new place. Her boyfriend was a

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piece of trash, and she was just getting out of that toxic relationship. Oh,

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Todd the fuck. Yeah. Whatever his name was. What do do now? I don't know. What

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hasn't he done? Oh, shit. She deserves better. Yeah. I just wanted to tell you

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how much I appreciate you. Oh, sweet.

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It's only every day.

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I'm so lucky to have you.

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So am I. Every time I see you there. Also, don't forget, as soon as she gets

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here, I'm gonna run to the store to get groceries for dinner. Mhmm. So just make

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her feel at home. Yeah. Not at home.

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What do you feel like? Something heavy, light? Like pasta?

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Maybe? Yeah. Salad? Well, that's too easy.

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Oh, let's see.

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Nothing. I just had a thought, but I couldn't remember what it was. You want

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garlic bread, don't you? Yeah. Yeah. I figured. Is that the cheesy one or the

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regular one? Oh, the cheese. Of course. You know you like that. Yeah. Morning.

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Mhmm.

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the hell she walk like, does she catch into the middle or track him or just how

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do you screw things up? Just ongoing cheating, I guess. I mean, she's been

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putting up with it for years. Yeah. But I'm sorry. You're fine.

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You two used to go to school together. Yeah. And graduated together. So

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well, there's one thing I can say you're right about.

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I am super lucky to have you. I'm lucky too, babe.

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Gosh. Oh, what else do you think think about for making the rest of the week? I

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don't know. I can go back to the old meal plan.

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Alright. We haven't done that before. That must be her.

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Hi. Good see you again. Sorry. I'm sorry what happened. It's okay. Thanks so

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much for letting me stay with you guys. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. Not a problem.

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Everything's been so hectic. I like that. I'm about to go to the store here in a

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minute. Do you need anything?

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What were you guys planning for dinner? I think spaghetti. Right? Yeah. And

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garlic bread with cheese. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That works. Do guys wanna do, like,

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a salad too? Yeah. Like a Caesar? Yeah. Yeah. Sounds good. Alright. Then I will

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leave you guys. Do you need any extra cash? No. I'm good. I'm gonna use the

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card. Would you make sure that she finds the room and gets unpacked? Oh, yes. No

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problem. Awesome. That's great. I'll see you there. Love you. Oh, you know, I

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did set up your room, so if you follow me upstairs here, I'll Okay. Follow you

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away.

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Can't think worth a shit right now.

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Oh, that's lousy.

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I wish I can grow a mustache.

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Hey. Yo. What are you up to? Absolutely nothing. I'm trying to think about my

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day, but I can't. You didn't do anything tonight? No. No. It's my day off, and

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I'm just trying to

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come up with something that I'm like. Anyway, enough about it. How are you

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doing?

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I'm doing fine. I'm good. I'm just, like, kind of all over the place. Tense.

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Like, you know, I just feel that. It's a lot to take in.

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And yeah. Thanks again for letting me stay. Yeah. Not a problem. It was

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unfortunate. I'm sorry that

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Dick had Todd. What happened exactly?

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You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to. No. It's probably good to

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talk about it. Relax. Relax. There you go.

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He I mean, he was a typical man.

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We're not all.

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Most of you are.

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But he was I don't know. I kept catching him cheating. It was, like, every,

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like, every two weeks.

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And, yeah, I don't know. Maybe maybe I was just dumb for forgiving him all the

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time.

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I don't know. Like, you just walked in on him, or was it a phone, or it's just

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too easy to tell he was lying all the time? I mean, everything. He wasn't very

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sneaky with it, to be honest. Well, it just shows he had no respect for you or

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your communicating.

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You're still so tense. Yeah. Chest straight. There you go. That's

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is pressure okay on your neck? Yeah. But

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yeah. And, like, I don't know. He never he never did anything special,

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and I feel like I was, like, doing all the work in the relationship.

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And no matter what you talked about, he just dismissed and walked out? Pretty

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much. I'm playing, like, a bunch of fucking video games.

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And

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he was always in between jobs, so I feel like I was, like, supporting him. So

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he didn't have job?

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He sometimes had a job. That sucks. So it's not even part time just like that

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way. He kept getting fired from his jobs.

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Sure.

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What was the common problem?

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Man, no. He probably got fired because he was cheating on me, so he wasn't

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drawing up to work. That's my assumption when I put things together. Well,

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so he just straight up dipped out not only on you, but also his work for.

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Yeah. What a schmuck.

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I'm sorry. That sucks. Well, if you only

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if you need more than a week here,

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more than happy to accommodate.

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Thank you. Yeah.

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Hopefully, I can hopefully, it won't be too hard to find a place, but who

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knows? Well, take your time. Something like that isn't easy to get over. Oh, by

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the way, did you happen to see any spiders in the room? Because I got a bunch of

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them out of this corner this morning. Spiders? Mhmm. Yeah. No. I didn't see any.

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Okay. That's good. Okay. That's a good thing because one of them got me on the

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wrist. Oh. Yeah. Sucks.

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Yep. I'm sorry to hear that.

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Well, they're good roommates to have sometimes. Well, most of them are not

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venomous.

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Yeah. So you paint? Oh, yes. Draw and

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bunch of other little hobbies.

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Nice. How long did it take you to do the the lake one? Oh, this one? Oh, that

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took me months. It's hard to

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not just get to it, but actually

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let go and just let your mind wander and tune out. I mean, you know, months was

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suggested by my therapist long time ago when I came back from.

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How how old are you? I am older than I live.

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But yeah. Oh. I feel like I don't I don't know that much about you because I I

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got caught up with Todd, so I haven't been able to see Chanel as much as I

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wanted to. How'd you guys meet? Oh, that was sweet. I had much shorter hair back

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then, but I know what you mean. Your heart just get caught up with the wrong

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person or the right one. And

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but how we met was actually in art class. I hated doing this stuff because I

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was found it too foo foo y, but she helped out a lot. That's sweet. Yeah. I used

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to pay her to do all my projects.

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That's

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I I never knew that. That's funny. Well, I think I should finish unpacking. I

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gotta

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probably get settled Yeah. And everything. Do you need a hand? No. I I think I

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have it all. Thank you. Okay. It was very nice chatting with you. Thanks for

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listening. I've venting.

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Have not know what to draw.

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Hey. How are you doing? Hey.

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I'm fine.

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Just something happened while you were gone. What's wrong?

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I was chatting with your boyfriend, and everything was casual, but then it got,

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like, a little awkward.

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Because while we were talking, he, like, came up behind me and started playing

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with my tit. Did you happen to sit in the chair next to the couch? Yeah. Yeah.

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So, my boyfriend and I have this little game where whoever sits in that chair

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gets preused.

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I'm sorry. I just told him to make you feel at home, and I think because you're

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my best friend, he thought you already knew. I'll I'll talk to him. I promise.

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Or you could talk to him. I'm not the jealous type. No. It's okay.

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You guys can keep doing what you're doing. You know how I like to watch.

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Alright. Sounds good. I'll see you in a bit. See you later.

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Tandem's so good. Thank you. I love a good pasta. You're gonna have to give me

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the recipe here. No. It's just So I can make it. You just buy the sauce from the

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store. Don't do anything extra. Well, you're not gonna be the boss. I'm not that

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much of a cook. Yeah.

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So, I mean, tell me about it. Oh god.

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I don't know. I guess this time it was his coworker. Yeah. And, like,

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I caught them out in the parking lot. No way. Yeah. And, like,

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I don't know. It was

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I always have, like, a little, like, inkling You know? Yeah. That it was her.

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And, like, I had asked him about it, but he was like, no. Like, you're being

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crazy. Like, you're making shit up. And then what do you know? I catch them out

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in the fuck in our fucking apartment parking lot. Well, he's projecting. I mean,

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they always accuse you of what they're doing.

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I'm like, I don't know. This is like Oh, so close to home. What? That's not

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even lazy. That's just disrespectful. Honestly. Was it at least in his own car

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or was he in your car?

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He was in your car? What? It's disgusting. Did you make him pay for the detail?

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Girl, I will call him and make him pay for the detail. I probably should. I was

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just like so surprised. I locked him out of the house.

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Yeah. As you should and change the locks and throw all of his shit off the

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balcony.

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But, like, I don't know. He

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But most of that stuff is yours anyway. You got it with your money. It's not my

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cheap. Or did it 95% of the rent. No.

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I don't know. I just need a I don't even wanna be in that apartment anymore.

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You're just gonna give it to him? Yeah. Like, I'll I'll figure out how to get my

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stuff later, but, like, I don't know. I don't know. Because it's also, like,

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embarrassing because I have to see my neighbors. Yeah. And we did kind of, like,

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cause a scene. Like, I was screaming all night long. As you should. And then and

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then the girl got in my face. Did you kill her? No.

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I, like I would have done that.

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I did, like So we barged back into your place and just started a ruckus.

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No. This was all out in the front in the parking lot. Oh, wow. For everyone to

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see. Yeah. So that's why, like, I can't I can't live there anymore. Well, you

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can stay here as long as you want. Thank you. Yeah. Of course. But it's, like,

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it's so crazy because, like, first, it was my sister. Yeah. And then it was

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Jackie

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He's just making his way around everyone close to you. I'm

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just so glad you never did anything. Of course. Are you kidding me? That guy

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was ugly. No offense. He was kinda like He was. I told you. It's like you you

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cannot take an ugly boy and give him to a pretty girl because his ego gets too

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high. You just look so nice. Yeah.

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And, like,

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I don't know. It it's a thing that always happens. Like, it's always fun, and

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they're so nice, and they woo you. And It's always the honeymoon phase and then

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And then they fuck your sister. And then there's no time in phase.

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Right? I'm

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just I don't know. I I need to really figure my shit out with that. You know?

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Mhmm.

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Did he ever oh, babe. Did he ever contact you? That would be that would be

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silly. You know, it was so slow. I mean, I have his number one. Oh. Mhmm.

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Yeah. Because after The first time. Yeah. Shit. For what? They they didn't

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really like each other.

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Well, rightfully so. I just wish I would have listened to you.

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You know, I'm okay. I'm listening now. I'm sorry. What was that, baby? It's

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okay. You're listening now. That's true. I

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just feel so stupid because it took so long.

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Oh, yes. Well, if you want me to, I can always stick a potato in his one pipe.

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Potato. There's tailpipe. Yeah. Ruin his engine. Yep. Or those

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spark plugs onto the window. Mhmm. I take the tubes out of his tires. He he

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he's gonna he's gonna blame me for that one. I think he'll blame anyone. He

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won't know. The potato's there. It shoots out. And Yeah. But once he Or bunny

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and pot. Trust me. I've done it a ton of times. There's no catching that.

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Are you gonna keep this dog? Mhmm.

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No. The dog is a mess. The dog is messy. The dog is it. Oh my god. Brought him

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out of the club. He never walked it. That's what upset him. I took I took care

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of that dog, but, like, I didn't want the dog. I'm, like, more of a cat person,

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and he wouldn't let me get a cat. Mhmm.

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Well, she hardly took care of his own.

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I don't know. What's it off with?

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That's it. Mhmm. I don't know. I feel stressed. Oh. It's gonna be, like,

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awkward

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because I'm gonna have to see him again.

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I'm a little late.

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Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm guessing you probably feel hell of a lot better

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today than you did

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that night.

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Mom's still pretty angry. Like, I

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I mean, it's probably best what I say here so I don't get, like, reckless Mhmm.

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And take my mind off of things. I get reckless. Yeah. Help. Good. If you need

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longer than a week, by all means, it'll help. That's it. I don't know. Oh. You

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have any contingencies or backup plans?

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What do you mean? Oh, I don't know. What are you gonna do if this doesn't work

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out?

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New place? No. I plan on getting a new place. He can have that apartment. I

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like I said, it it's gonna be embarrassing if I have to see all my neighbors.

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And they kind of know all the drama because we were always fighting, and, like,

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they can give him all the dirty looks. I don't wanna see any of the dirty looks.

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Plus, I was thinking of, like, getting a place, like, by the beach because it's

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been a while since I've lived by the beach. Mhmm. Will it be better for your

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health? Yeah. So pretty much switch at schools kind of thing? No. It's it's

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still pretty close. So it's only, like, an extra, like, fifteen minutes, and I

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won't mind because I only go to class, like, two times a week. So No. Take your

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time with it. You'll need a full load right away. So

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it's just gonna be annoying figuring out, like, all of the moving and, like,

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trying to see if I can even get a place, like, by the beach. Don't worry about

00:20:59.473 --> 00:21:04.130
our moving company. I'll just head up on a few of my homies, and they'll they'll

00:21:04.179 --> 00:21:08.541
bang that out in a day. Oh, you've got your cousin, Derek. He owns a moving

00:21:08.592 --> 00:21:12.669
company, doesn't Yep. I mean oh, and he's kinda cute.

00:21:13.789 --> 00:21:18.259
We should have grew up with Derek. But but let me let me get, like, all of

00:21:18.309 --> 00:21:23.145
that, like, situated. He'll help you out with detailing the car, and he'll check

00:21:23.196 --> 00:21:26.657
the oil too. He's really handy as a mechanic.

00:21:27.384 --> 00:21:33.604
Well, that's sweet. Yes. But, yeah, I should probably figure out, like, my

00:21:33.653 --> 00:21:40.126
place first before I even kind of, like, entertain a rebound. Mhmm. Yeah. His

00:21:40.176 --> 00:21:46.733
special cousin. Yeah. But, I mean, I'd love to get to know him. Maybe you guys

00:21:46.784 --> 00:21:50.970
can invite him over this week. Oh. Oh. Mhmm. We'll

00:21:51.019 --> 00:21:55.327
order takeout that night self cooking. He loves Chinese.

00:21:55.494 --> 00:22:03.654
Oh, you're not. Are you? No. I'm Filipino. Oh, okay. Still said cotton?

00:22:04.535 --> 00:22:09.160
No. I know. I know. Oh, pizza are not.

00:22:11.640 --> 00:22:13.440
Almost.

00:22:17.480 --> 00:22:20.920
I'm I just can't. I just feel so stupid.

00:22:22.105 --> 00:22:27.877
But I'm not stupid. He's stupid. You didn't lose anything. He did. Oh, yes.

00:22:27.928 --> 00:22:30.025
Yeah. But now he gets, like

00:22:31.625 --> 00:22:37.268
he looks like he dated me, which is, like, gross. So, like, it makes me it

00:22:37.318 --> 00:22:39.779
makes me stick to my stomach. If

00:22:40.579 --> 00:22:46.567
I ever, like, bring an ugly man around again, you guys need to just Does he

00:22:46.617 --> 00:22:52.767
have door on him. Like, just take me in and slam the door on him and say, no.

00:22:52.816 --> 00:22:58.723
He's ugly. You got it all. Yep. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You got it. Oh, great. I'm

00:22:58.773 --> 00:23:00.574
getting close. I know.

00:23:01.825 --> 00:23:03.625
Just

00:23:13.250 --> 00:23:17.403
I don't know. Maybe I need to go on vacation soon too.

00:23:17.970 --> 00:23:21.124
Swallow. Maybe we should play on a girls'

00:23:23.694 --> 00:23:28.343
No. I mean Yep. We should. We should totally go on a girls' trip. We should go

00:23:28.392 --> 00:23:33.099
Hawaii. Yeah. Or Mexico. Okay. So I'm gonna let you put a short talk. You gotta

00:23:33.150 --> 00:23:37.798
check the laundry. Yeah. And set up the bed now. It's ready for bed. Yeah. Oh,

00:23:37.848 --> 00:23:41.924
have a good night. Yeah. You too. Well. Well, I will.

00:23:42.559 --> 00:23:47.444
I think Mexico would be great. Yeah. We can leave him at home. Yeah. Definitely

00:23:47.495 --> 00:23:52.380
down to have a wild weekend with stays in Mexico. What happens in Mexico? Stays

00:23:52.430 --> 00:23:54.125
in Mexico.

00:23:54.174 --> 00:23:56.335
Mhmm. Mhmm. Hey.

00:23:57.454 --> 00:24:03.855
This is so fun. It really is. I haven't done a hard and sewing. No.

00:24:04.414 --> 00:24:10.320
You you stressed me out so much. Hey, babe. Both of those look nice. Thank you.

00:24:10.370 --> 00:24:16.201
Oh, yes. So nice easy going day? Yeah. You know, we're just doing things girls

00:24:16.251 --> 00:24:21.866
do when they go through shitty breakups. Oh. Some art therapy. Of course.

00:24:27.115 --> 00:24:28.744
How

00:24:28.794 --> 00:24:30.595
are you? Good.

00:24:38.009 --> 00:24:44.150
Oh my god. I think we should go get sushi later. That sounds like I'm full of.

00:24:44.199 --> 00:24:47.214
I could go for some sashimi. Mhmm. Oh.

00:24:48.894 --> 00:24:50.694
What's up? We

00:24:51.694 --> 00:24:57.934
were just talking about things men want and what makes them such assholes.

00:24:57.984 --> 00:25:03.849
Could you explain that to us? Well, think it's a really hard asshole.

00:25:04.410 --> 00:25:12.363
Oh, why matter mostly assholes? Well, not all of us. I mean, what Todd did was

00:25:12.413 --> 00:25:14.212
just childish.

00:25:14.410 --> 00:25:19.285
I mean, we're assholes. There's pussies, assholes, and dicks. I'm a dick. And

00:25:19.334 --> 00:25:24.210
there's a really big difference because assholes just really just wanna screw

00:25:24.259 --> 00:25:26.105
things up for everybody.

00:25:29.519 --> 00:25:35.039
honestly, it's comfort. To me, what I figured out works

00:25:35.759 --> 00:25:38.400
is communication, comfort,

00:25:39.200 --> 00:25:42.404
connection, and chemistry. And

00:25:43.605 --> 00:25:46.528
that's what every person does deserve.

00:25:47.444 --> 00:25:52.574
Some just don't deserve the breath of life, honestly. But that's just people in

00:25:52.624 --> 00:25:56.778
general, not just men. Oh, this is why I'm dating you.

00:25:57.609 --> 00:26:04.209
Well, you got a And I did get a winner. Mhmm. It took a lot to get to this

00:26:04.258 --> 00:26:09.289
point. Oh, yeah. And just treat people how they deserve.

00:26:14.154 --> 00:26:17.194
Oh, you know, really?

00:26:20.154 --> 00:26:25.265
I don't even know how to explain what the thought process is also because of

00:26:25.315 --> 00:26:26.400
reactionary.

00:26:26.450 --> 00:26:28.250
Mhmm. Because

00:26:29.730 --> 00:26:35.079
a lot of times, we don't listen. We just don't want to. Tell me about it. I

00:26:35.130 --> 00:26:40.480
feel about all the elements. Well, it takes a lot of times for a member or,

00:26:40.530 --> 00:26:46.453
hell, we just don't wanna listen and just do whatever the hell we want. Where

00:26:47.595 --> 00:26:50.075
does that get you? Well,

00:26:51.279 --> 00:26:56.743
like I said, reactionary. Sometimes, you all you girls just don't respond to a

00:26:56.794 --> 00:27:02.258
logical reason. Excuse me? Yeah. And that's why we get frustrated and just not

00:27:02.308 --> 00:27:05.231
listen. Which is what we're doing now.

00:27:06.514 --> 00:27:08.355
That's not fair.

00:27:09.954 --> 00:27:14.638
I always try to really good advice. Yeah. I always try to improve, adapt, and

00:27:14.689 --> 00:27:17.074
just small victories at a time.

00:27:18.419 --> 00:27:20.220
Facts.

00:27:24.659 --> 00:27:30.567
So does that answer your questions? Or that was really a quick summary. That

00:27:30.617 --> 00:27:32.420
about sums it up, babe.

00:27:33.755 --> 00:27:42.088
You got, like, 50% there. Oh, well, Tom, you just had no rest self respect, and

00:27:42.138 --> 00:27:44.154
that's major thing.

00:27:45.115 --> 00:27:48.423
Oh, so self respect goes into the equation?

00:27:49.269 --> 00:27:54.405
You have self respect. Good security, projection. It's all the same. I guess

00:27:54.455 --> 00:27:59.070
that's true. You know? I'm talking you all about projecting.

00:27:59.430 --> 00:28:04.041
Yeah. I thought I was cheating on him all the time. That's what he went to

00:28:04.092 --> 00:28:08.955
college for. Cheat. That's That's how you pass college. I guess. He's got an a

00:28:09.006 --> 00:28:10.806
in chemistry.

00:28:18.069 --> 00:28:19.869
There we go.

00:28:21.910 --> 00:28:28.010
I wish you got an A in relationships or being a decent person. Well, that's

00:28:28.060 --> 00:28:34.490
what a communication class is for. Is it? I think that's couples therapy, babe.

00:28:34.539 --> 00:28:40.558
A what? Couples therapy. Never heard of it. It's because we don't need it.

00:28:40.608 --> 00:28:42.409
Exactly.

00:28:44.150 --> 00:28:49.875
gotta work on yourself every morning. How do you guys get through your

00:28:49.924 --> 00:28:52.069
problems? That chair. Yep.

00:28:56.005 --> 00:28:58.619
Interesting dynamic. It's magical.

00:29:01.444 --> 00:29:05.829
You know, the best way to end an argument is to have sex.

00:29:05.924 --> 00:29:08.964
Yes. I've always been told that's

00:29:09.630 --> 00:29:15.015
not the best way. No. Maybe not with Todd. Well, some of the best way.

00:29:15.950 --> 00:29:20.190
Some angry sex is some of the best sex. Why well,

00:29:20.990 --> 00:29:23.375
I'm probably alone on that one.

00:29:26.904 --> 00:29:29.865
I think I agree with you. Okay.

00:29:30.664 --> 00:29:34.215
Thank you for not letting me hang alone on that one. I'm sorry, babe. What do

00:29:34.266 --> 00:29:38.343
you think I do most of the time when you piss me off?

00:29:39.509 --> 00:29:41.309
Paint.

00:29:41.910 --> 00:29:43.710
Listen.

00:29:44.230 --> 00:29:46.029
Sit in the chair.

00:29:46.630 --> 00:29:48.430
That

00:29:48.549 --> 00:29:50.349
makes a lot sense.

00:29:53.025 --> 00:29:57.471
How long have you guys been dating again? I thought it was just about twelve

00:29:57.522 --> 00:30:02.906
years ago. Oh my god. It was that long, has it? Was, like, last month.

00:30:03.184 --> 00:30:08.313
Well, I was completely different when we first met. Yeah. You weren't so old.

00:30:08.362 --> 00:30:10.163
I'm kidding.

00:30:11.250 --> 00:30:16.166
That hurt? I think we both changed a lot. I mean, you've seen the amount of

00:30:16.216 --> 00:30:21.464
times I've dyed my hair in the past couple of years. No. That's true. And always

00:30:21.514 --> 00:30:26.695
I wouldn't say change. Evolve. Evolve. Yeah. A lot of people don't change every

00:30:26.746 --> 00:30:31.054
month. Mhmm. Well, what's your favorite thing about her?

00:30:31.494 --> 00:30:36.829
Yeah, babe. What's your favorite thing about me? Oh, your smile. Oh, that's so

00:30:36.879 --> 00:30:42.284
sweet. I feel like that's a cop out. He didn't know me when I had braces. Oh. I

00:30:42.333 --> 00:30:45.795
still would've liked to have kissed you then.

00:30:47.565 --> 00:30:53.127
Besides her smile, what's your favorite thing about Chanel? Oh. The way I suck

00:30:53.177 --> 00:30:58.381
dick. Yeah. She still smiles when she does that. Well, we were never even

00:30:58.430 --> 00:31:02.123
supposed to date. We were just hooking up. True.

00:31:03.380 --> 00:31:08.479
Lot lot of good bad to this. He just makes me so mad. I know. Like He makes me

00:31:08.529 --> 00:31:13.528
mad, and I don't even like like, I've never even been around him.

00:31:15.634 --> 00:31:20.951
Have you talked spoken to him since either night? No. Well, it'll probably make

00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:26.045
you feel better in the long run as to just tell him to get fucked and go to

00:31:26.095 --> 00:31:31.095
hell. Have you ever expressed that to him? What if he records it?

00:31:31.710 --> 00:31:36.415
That can be when I was in court. How? Oh, just expressing it. It's not right if

00:31:36.466 --> 00:31:41.051
you want to. I don't know. Maybe I should call him. You should. Should I call

00:31:41.102 --> 00:31:45.871
him? I don't know. Of course. You know I'm here for the messy.

00:32:05.370 --> 00:32:10.215
I just wanted to tell you what a fucking piece of shit you are.

00:32:11.154 --> 00:32:13.231
Are you with her right now?

00:32:14.355 --> 00:32:16.154
What? Oh my god.

00:32:16.835 --> 00:32:21.315
You are the scum of the fucking earth. Oh my god.

00:32:22.195 --> 00:32:23.994
Woah.

00:32:24.940 --> 00:32:29.420
I can't believe I spent the last five years with you.

00:32:30.460 --> 00:32:35.019
Oh my god. You're such a fucking loser.

00:32:39.445 --> 00:32:44.829
No. Don't pop her on the phone. I don't wanna fucking talk to your no.

00:32:44.884 --> 00:32:48.404
Oh my god. No. You're fucked up.

00:32:49.650 --> 00:32:53.881
Oh. Oh, because I'm calling you right now. I'm a bitch.

00:32:54.609 --> 00:33:01.009
No. No. No. No. You're a fucking asshole, and I hope you fucking oh my god. I

00:33:03.575 --> 00:33:07.365
you don't even have a job, dude. They're

00:33:07.414 --> 00:33:11.800
going to fire you soon because you lose so many you don't even come to fucking

00:33:11.850 --> 00:33:12.964
work.

00:33:13.015 --> 00:33:16.630
Instead, you're too busy fucking your coworker.

00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:22.559
Oh, I'm being immature. You

00:33:23.759 --> 00:33:25.599
can't even like,

00:33:28.320 --> 00:33:34.319
oh my god. You're almost 40 and you can't even be in a committed relationship.

00:33:34.904 --> 00:33:37.673
What the fuck are you talking about?

00:33:42.424 --> 00:33:49.190
No. No. No. No. No. We're we're not doing this right now. I

00:33:51.190 --> 00:33:53.109
no. No. You are

00:33:55.109 --> 00:33:57.349
you're a fucking man child.

00:34:03.275 --> 00:34:06.380
oh my god. I wish I was in front of you right now so I could punch you in the

00:34:06.430 --> 00:34:08.230
face.

00:34:10.199 --> 00:34:16.458
Can you believe what he's saying? No. It's gonna be ridiculous. Someone's a

00:34:16.509 --> 00:34:23.105
little bitch. Oh. Realize that he picked up on the first ring. He wanted you to

00:34:23.154 --> 00:34:24.954
call.

00:34:25.335 --> 00:34:30.632
You're so pathetic. You are probably waiting for my call so then you can paint

00:34:30.682 --> 00:34:35.978
me as the bad guy when you're the one who cheated on me for ten ten times. You

00:34:36.028 --> 00:34:40.572
the amount of people in a five year relationship, you had two other

00:34:40.621 --> 00:34:46.005
relationships each year. You should tell him to go to hell. Oh my god.

00:34:46.775 --> 00:34:51.014
You should fuck. I get fucked. Know what? I

00:34:52.295 --> 00:34:57.346
hope I never fucking see you again. I'm coming to fucking get my stuff later

00:34:57.396 --> 00:35:00.626
this week, and you can go to fucking hell.

00:35:01.780 --> 00:35:04.179
As you should. Oh my god.

00:35:04.900 --> 00:35:09.284
Even though I talk your blood pumping, you feel better. A

00:35:09.460 --> 00:35:14.536
little bit. Yeah. It's good to let it out. You deserve to hear it.

00:35:15.059 --> 00:35:18.965
You were too nice. No. Let just take them off.

00:35:27.045 --> 00:35:29.199
Smile. She stole your smile?

00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:40.369
I can't believe I wasted so much time with that loser. Well, you know, you have

00:35:40.419 --> 00:35:45.246
to really feel it before you can let it go. 40 years old, I still can't hold a

00:35:45.296 --> 00:35:48.603
damn job. Maybe you should be younger guys.

00:35:48.945 --> 00:35:52.385
Or maybe bed my old age. Yeah.

00:35:53.744 --> 00:35:58.565
I forget you're younger than us. Well, not by much. Well, she's younger than

00:35:58.615 --> 00:36:02.846
you. Well, I feel old. What? I just like him like that.

00:36:03.739 --> 00:36:07.880
See, I was trying to take a note from your book. Yeah. Well, there's not a lot

00:36:07.930 --> 00:36:11.802
of good ones. You also gotta think to yourself, if he's that old and he's

00:36:11.851 --> 00:36:16.159
single, there's a reason. And it's also the magic chair.

00:36:16.295 --> 00:36:19.833
True. Mhmm. You know you like the magic chair.

00:36:21.015 --> 00:36:23.706
Yeah. Also, the let's switch it up.

00:36:27.590 --> 00:36:32.744
So we are getting sushi later. Mhmm. Shouldn't feel bad about that.

00:36:33.349 --> 00:36:37.581
I can't wait to eat sushi. Yeah. It's gonna be so good.

00:36:42.905 --> 00:36:45.443
What are gonna order? I'm getting

00:36:46.425 --> 00:36:48.505
Alacore. Oh,

00:36:49.545 --> 00:36:53.820
I'm probably gonna get vegetable tempura,

00:36:55.260 --> 00:36:57.059
avocado rolls,

00:36:57.500 --> 00:37:00.438
because I don't eat fish. I wonder if they have a veggie roll. Sometimes Oh,

00:37:00.488 --> 00:37:03.545
yeah. They do. They do. They have vegetarian options, girl. I wouldn't take you

00:37:03.594 --> 00:37:05.394
somewhere that didn't.

00:37:06.525 --> 00:37:11.275
Yeah. No. They also they do, like, an albopore with, like, crunchy onions. It's

00:37:11.326 --> 00:37:16.137
so good. Sometimes I just eat the onions and leave the fish because How is their

00:37:16.188 --> 00:37:20.514
seaweed salad? I don't think I've had it. Have you had it, babe? Yeah. I

00:37:20.564 --> 00:37:25.376
normally get that along with the spicy yellowtail with a little jalapeno on top.

00:37:25.426 --> 00:37:26.639
Thank

00:37:26.690 --> 00:37:28.489
you. That was nice.

00:37:34.335 --> 00:37:38.594
What is that? Like Do they have fried ice cream? I don't think so, but I think

00:37:38.645 --> 00:37:42.795
the place down the street does. I can always stop. Fried ice cream? You know

00:37:42.844 --> 00:37:47.215
what? Ice cream? No. I've never heard of that. What? Yeah. That's the first time

00:37:47.265 --> 00:37:51.269
I've heard of that too. It's I know they have mochi, but

00:37:51.319 --> 00:37:55.563
I love mochi. I love a good You know, Todd would never go to sushi with me.

00:37:55.614 --> 00:38:00.030
It's because talk. He just made fun of me. He's like, don't even eat fish. Why

00:38:00.080 --> 00:38:03.465
would you wanna go to sushi? And I was like,

00:38:03.914 --> 00:38:09.068
sushi just isn't fish. I remember him not liking seafood either. So

00:38:10.075 --> 00:38:15.079
Maybe that's why because he was I think he just didn't wanna give you the real

00:38:15.130 --> 00:38:20.201
excuse as to why he didn't wanna go. Yeah. I mean, he was a narcissist, so he's

00:38:20.250 --> 00:38:25.385
making it your fault. Yeah. Like, you're the problem. He was always so annoying.

00:38:25.435 --> 00:38:30.440
Especially considering that he couldn't always get his dick hard. Right. Like,

00:38:30.490 --> 00:38:35.496
what guy fucking you needs to take a Viagra? Because he's old. I know. It's so

00:38:35.545 --> 00:38:40.615
annoying. Nice to meet you. So am Yeah, babe. But you're not, like, so old that

00:38:40.665 --> 00:38:45.735
you're not cute anymore. Oh, thanks. And you have a good dick. Oh, because he's

00:38:45.785 --> 00:38:50.920
extra medium. Plus, you're nice. You know? It goes a long way. Now the fried ice

00:38:50.970 --> 00:38:53.355
cream sounds great. Doesn't it?

00:39:01.135 --> 00:39:05.644
Go. You should definitely go. I haven't been there in so long.

00:39:05.695 --> 00:39:10.431
I wonder if that, like, call still works there. The one that seems to never get

00:39:10.481 --> 00:39:14.914
the order right. Oh god. Don't annoy me. I've already had a rough week. If

00:39:14.964 --> 00:39:19.699
someone gets my order wrong, I'll probably just start crying in the restaurant.

00:39:19.750 --> 00:39:23.672
I know they got new owners, so maybe you fired her.

00:39:27.265 --> 00:39:32.268
Well, hopefully. Yeah. I don't know because I can't I can't deal with it

00:39:32.318 --> 00:39:34.934
anymore. I know. It's so annoying.

00:39:35.505 --> 00:39:38.813
I've been going through a lot lately. Yeah.

00:39:39.920 --> 00:39:45.405
I just don't know if I'm ever gonna date again. I don't think you should. Be

00:39:45.456 --> 00:39:49.072
single for a while. Come on. Go on. Fuck Derek.

00:39:49.599 --> 00:39:57.101
Who's Derek? His cousin. I was like, what? See, I can't even be thinking about

00:39:57.150 --> 00:39:58.951
like,

00:39:59.554 --> 00:40:05.155
I was so excited last night, and I really forgot your name. Oh.

00:40:06.195 --> 00:40:11.471
It's so funny. Well, he didn't forget your name. I sent him your number. Yeah.

00:40:11.521 --> 00:40:16.661
And I will feel bad about it. My cousin. He said he's down for a rebound and

00:40:16.710 --> 00:40:22.054
however many more you need after that. I think I will need that. I need to take

00:40:22.105 --> 00:40:25.489
my time or take my mind off of things. Yeah.

00:40:27.625 --> 00:40:31.963
Well, we can definitely go out and take your mind off of everything. Let's do

00:40:32.014 --> 00:40:33.813
it.

00:40:34.905 --> 00:40:40.733
We still need to plan that trip to Mexico. I know. It'd be so fun. Wow. I'm not

00:40:40.783 --> 00:40:46.164
allowed back to Mexico. We'd have to go by ourselves. You weren't invited

00:40:46.215 --> 00:40:48.014
anyways. Oh gosh.

00:40:48.360 --> 00:40:50.159
It's a girl's friend.

00:40:51.945 --> 00:40:53.744
A. Well,

00:40:56.105 --> 00:40:57.905
that's why Mexico.

00:41:01.385 --> 00:41:03.184
real story.

00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:09.960
Oh, there it is. When should we go? Like, July?

00:41:11.480 --> 00:41:16.561
Yeah. Might be a good time. Oh, it's a good hurricane season. I came home. I

00:41:16.610 --> 00:41:21.692
don't know. I don't I don't think I've been to Mexico in years because Isn't

00:41:21.741 --> 00:41:27.025
that like Gulf? El Nino? Not West. The Super El Nino? No. That's on the Pacific

00:41:27.074 --> 00:41:28.875
Side, not in The US.

00:41:29.784 --> 00:41:36.168
I think we should be fine. Yeah. Well, who knows? If we mess it up, we should

00:41:36.218 --> 00:41:38.018
go again.

00:41:38.489 --> 00:41:42.608
We look at the guys as no cruise ships. There's nothing scarier than being

00:41:42.658 --> 00:41:46.833
stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Yeah. No. I'm not big on cruise

00:41:46.883 --> 00:41:51.268
ships. Babe, you know I smell every time I get on a boat.

00:41:52.255 --> 00:41:58.007
Same here. Terrible motion sickness. Maybe the dramming can help me. Oh, that's

00:41:58.057 --> 00:42:00.443
not true. I I know what CPR is.

00:42:02.030 --> 00:42:06.190
What? Like, drowning. Right? Dralamine.

00:42:06.670 --> 00:42:09.869
The nausea medication, babe. Oh.

00:42:10.670 --> 00:42:16.148
You don't get seized there. Oh, don't look at me like an idiot. Both of you

00:42:16.198 --> 00:42:21.971
just stand at me. Many reasons I love him. Oh, at least I was listening. Trying

00:42:22.021 --> 00:42:27.719
to. But, I mean, I guess that's more than many. Yeah. So Drambling. Drambling.

00:42:27.770 --> 00:42:30.769
Like you said, it's not like most guys.

00:42:32.410 --> 00:42:36.333
You did have an interesting one on your hand. Yeah.

00:42:37.769 --> 00:42:42.889
It's okay. He's fun. Oh gosh. Better than Todd.

00:42:44.090 --> 00:42:45.889
Seems like it.

00:42:46.864 --> 00:42:49.585
Well, a little bit. I don't know.

00:42:50.944 --> 00:42:55.300
I don't know. Are you saying you're a little bit like Todd? Oh, I don't have a

00:42:55.350 --> 00:42:59.762
dog. He looks crazy, though. He never wanted to hang out with you guys. I could

00:42:59.813 --> 00:43:04.056
never get him to come over with me. Because I didn't like him, and he didn't

00:43:04.106 --> 00:43:08.461
like me calling him out on his bullshit. Yeah. And I'm offended that he didn't

00:43:08.512 --> 00:43:12.280
even hit her up. Jackass. I'm not a jelly person.

00:43:14.815 --> 00:43:17.661
Is this one of your men one zero one?

00:43:18.494 --> 00:43:24.528
Bullet dad, dude. If anything, she deserves to be hit on all the time. I mean,

00:43:24.578 --> 00:43:30.300
you're not wrong. And so are you. But why would you want her best friend's

00:43:30.350 --> 00:43:36.385
boyfriend to Ego. I guess that's true. The good thing is I would have been the

00:43:36.434 --> 00:43:42.157
only one of your friends that never did anything. True. Or I could've been

00:43:42.206 --> 00:43:44.007
Sweet.

00:43:44.994 --> 00:43:50.166
And that's probably why he never wanna hang out with us. He deserved it too,

00:43:50.216 --> 00:43:52.016
honestly.

00:43:54.755 --> 00:43:56.224
gosh.

00:43:56.275 --> 00:44:00.947
Well, damn. You know, I always thought Todd would be very boring. And he was

00:44:00.996 --> 00:44:05.668
kinda boring. He never wanted to do anything. I know. He just wanted to play

00:44:05.718 --> 00:44:07.518
video games and

00:44:07.769 --> 00:44:10.923
fuck anything that walks. Other than you.

00:44:11.714 --> 00:44:16.295
How was that, by the way? Was that any fun at all? Oh, it's you know what? It's

00:44:16.344 --> 00:44:20.748
crazy. It's always the men with little dicks who cheat the most because they

00:44:20.799 --> 00:44:23.260
have something to fucking prove.

00:44:24.679 --> 00:44:26.679
How tiny? Yeah. I

00:44:28.759 --> 00:44:34.338
was fucking sorry. It's just like a board game. I find it kind of funny that he

00:44:34.389 --> 00:44:39.969
was able to fuck so many people considering the fact that he has a a tiny dick.

00:44:40.019 --> 00:44:45.250
Well, that's why they never really laugh at me. No repeat offenders.

00:44:45.824 --> 00:44:50.894
Except for me. Oh. But you were in love with him. It wasn't the kindest. Trust

00:44:50.944 --> 00:44:57.021
me. That's not why you stayed. No. But I don't know. I was a little bit of him.

00:44:57.809 --> 00:44:59.730
Daddy issues? No.

00:45:01.170 --> 00:45:02.969
Because that was me.

00:45:04.530 --> 00:45:10.684
I think, you know what, it's because I got a relationship.

00:45:13.565 --> 00:45:18.769
So Yeah. That makes a lot of sense. You know, let's take Derek to sushi, and

00:45:18.820 --> 00:45:24.233
then we'll go egg Todd's car. Yeah. That fancy new paint job you guys gonna get

00:45:24.283 --> 00:45:29.695
fucked up. I can't believe he could even afford that. Yeah. I mean, he painted,

00:45:29.745 --> 00:45:33.900
like, the worst color of green ever, like, lime green.

00:45:35.085 --> 00:45:37.965
It's so embarrassing. Awful.

00:45:39.164 --> 00:45:41.804
Yeah. It's just crazy. Oh

00:45:44.525 --> 00:45:46.324
my gosh.

00:45:46.844 --> 00:45:52.023
I feel like fried ice cream right now. Yeah. Yes. I guess we should go get some

00:45:52.073 --> 00:45:54.766
food. That sounds very fuckatastic.

00:45:55.110 --> 00:46:01.186
Holy hell. Yeah. I don't want my dinner cover. I'm gonna do that right now. Oh,

00:46:02.309 --> 00:46:04.110
thank you, ladies.

00:46:07.855 --> 00:46:11.623
You can stay here as long as you want. Thank you.
