WEBVTT 00:00:10.480 --> 00:00:15.551 You're over here jerking off our swap sign. I wanna know what a dad dick looks 00:00:15.600 --> 00:00:17.400 like. Are they bigger? 00:00:18.085 --> 00:00:19.885 I love my new family. 00:00:41.395 --> 00:00:48.674 That's how we're doing. Yes. Every time. Easy. Let's go. That's not fair. 00:00:49.715 --> 00:00:53.811 Ten one. We'll let you score one point. Let's go. Come on. We need a rematch. 00:00:53.861 --> 00:00:57.850 Yeah. But something that's not pickleball. Let's play true for dear. Honey, 00:00:57.899 --> 00:01:02.049 we're all sweaty. We we shouldn't do that. It doesn't matter. We're gonna have 00:01:02.099 --> 00:01:05.099 fun. Let's go. We're gonna win anyways. 00:01:12.145 --> 00:01:13.944 True. Mhmm. 00:01:15.584 --> 00:01:21.554 This is gonna lead to some trouble. Oh, whatever. Let's go. Okay. Yeah. Okay. 00:01:21.603 --> 00:01:27.495 That'd be good. I got a dare. Don't think that it's gonna be good. I got it. 00:01:27.544 --> 00:01:29.344 Come on. 00:01:29.530 --> 00:01:35.070 You prepared? Alright. Yeah. We're ready. Okay. Alright. You start. Okay, mom. 00:01:35.120 --> 00:01:40.662 True or dare? Truth. When was the last time you and dad had sex? Honey, that's 00:01:40.711 --> 00:01:42.465 inappropriate. 00:01:42.515 --> 00:01:44.361 It's just truth or dare, 00:01:45.155 --> 00:01:50.897 or you could do the dare. Two nights ago. Okay. Me too. That's what you think 00:01:50.947 --> 00:01:56.688 of for the truth? Yes. I gotta go there. Mom. It's for their dare. I gotta go 00:01:56.739 --> 00:02:02.632 dare. I dare you to do 10 push ups. Ups. 10 push ups? 10 push That's so boring. 00:02:02.681 --> 00:02:07.296 Yeah. Dude, what are you guys coming up on? What? Pushes 10. 00:02:08.155 --> 00:02:14.991 Three four five six seven eight nine two. Come on. Give me something to hurry. 00:02:15.041 --> 00:02:21.348 Okay. Easy. Come on. Okay. Alright, sis. Your turn. Truth or dare? Dare, 00:02:21.397 --> 00:02:28.323 obviously. Okay. Alright. I dare you to do a handstand for five seconds. That's 00:02:28.372 --> 00:02:35.032 so boring. And that'll help you. Are you serious? I'm dead serious. Come on. 00:02:35.082 --> 00:02:36.882 Let's see it. K. 00:02:43.800 --> 00:02:48.591 Come on, dad. Help her out. I know. I'm trying to up there. There you go, 00:02:48.640 --> 00:02:53.829 sweetie. Alright. Okay. Two three. Oh my god. Are you doing? Wait. Baby, I'm so 00:02:53.878 --> 00:02:59.067 sorry. I'm so sorry. Whatever. Are doing, man? You got Are you serious? What is 00:02:59.117 --> 00:03:02.502 it you're saying? Oh, Oh, wait. Don't worry. 00:03:03.955 --> 00:03:06.354 Truth. 00:03:07.569 --> 00:03:12.751 What's your biggest fattest one? Oh, come on, honey. That's so inappropriate. 00:03:12.801 --> 00:03:18.186 You can play a different game. She's a fairy. You could be honest. You just play 00:03:18.235 --> 00:03:23.348 a slump gun. Okay. You know what? Fuck it. Fine. I choose dare. There we go. 00:03:23.399 --> 00:03:28.580 Cool. Mhmm. Dare, so I dare you to see if you don't get hard while looking at 00:03:28.630 --> 00:03:33.606 this. What? I'm so sorry. God, honey. Come on. What? What kind of truth is 00:03:33.657 --> 00:03:35.456 there? 00:03:38.610 --> 00:03:40.530 I already lost. So 00:03:41.889 --> 00:03:44.050 Are you serious? Shit. 00:03:45.730 --> 00:03:47.729 Honey, what are you doing? 00:03:49.324 --> 00:03:54.710 Hold yourself together. We're gonna lose this round. Come on. Come on. 00:03:55.485 --> 00:03:59.227 Enough of this. This is ridiculous. Come on, mom. He's just my swap dad. If you 00:03:59.277 --> 00:04:02.045 can't control himself, you get away. 00:04:02.269 --> 00:04:06.704 Yeah, honey. It's just a matter of willpower. I got this, son. You think he 00:04:06.753 --> 00:04:11.247 could handle it? Dad's got this. Come on. I bet if you pulled your pussy out 00:04:11.297 --> 00:04:13.990 right now, he could handle himself. 00:04:14.574 --> 00:04:16.375 Alright. Let's see. 00:04:20.975 --> 00:04:23.134 Fucking fucker. Oh my god. 00:04:25.694 --> 00:04:28.540 You really fucked us, son. Oh my god. 00:04:31.579 --> 00:04:37.411 Oh my god. It's all in the mind. Oh my god. It's just a game. It's just a game. 00:04:37.461 --> 00:04:39.262 Yes. It's just a game. 00:04:40.699 --> 00:04:46.560 Not just a game. It's just a game. This is crazy, but it's kind of odd. Hey. 00:04:46.610 --> 00:04:50.654 Well, you know what? I accept it, dear. I accept it. 00:04:54.894 --> 00:04:58.509 my god. Oh, you really fucked this. Hold it in. 00:04:59.050 --> 00:05:01.588 I don't think you can do it, son. 00:05:02.330 --> 00:05:04.129 I'm sorry. I I 00:05:04.889 --> 00:05:09.274 don't think I can do it. Are you hard or soft over there? 00:05:12.435 --> 00:05:20.338 I'm sorry, son. Really? Come on. I mean, I'm like, damn. Fuck. Fuck this, bro. 00:05:20.389 --> 00:05:22.189 Fucking lost. 00:05:23.074 --> 00:05:29.336 Jesus. Looks like you won. I lost two. I'm not gonna lie. So I don't blink. I 00:05:29.386 --> 00:05:35.894 dare you to dare me to suck your dick. What? What? What's going on? Yes. You owe 00:05:35.943 --> 00:05:42.122 me. Oh, okay. I dare you to suck my dick. Good. Yo. The fuck. They're really 00:05:42.172 --> 00:05:46.845 about to Oh god. Yo. What are they doing? Fucked us here. 00:05:51.085 --> 00:05:55.473 Joe, they're really Oh my god. I can't believe. I can't believe this is 00:05:55.523 --> 00:06:01.139 happening. Yep. Since you're my swat mom, I dare you to show me your tits. 00:06:01.189 --> 00:06:03.029 Is that Yeah. 00:06:16.004 --> 00:06:20.389 Yep. Great game. Holy shit. This turned out for the best. 00:06:36.105 --> 00:06:37.904 Shit. 00:06:38.665 --> 00:06:40.464 Fuck. Yo. 00:06:45.704 --> 00:06:47.504 What a great game. Holy 00:07:08.324 --> 00:07:12.401 Yeah. This is why they wanted to play truth in there. 00:07:25.480 --> 00:07:31.249 I'm really happy we played this game. You too. Yeah. That was a great idea. 00:07:56.199 --> 00:07:58.279 Seven two two. It's crazy. 00:08:00.074 --> 00:08:03.305 This is why they wanted to play this game. 00:08:47.100 --> 00:08:48.899 Shit. 00:10:05.445 --> 00:10:09.879 Yeah. Are you are you happy you made that deal? Oh my god. I'm happy you made 00:10:09.930 --> 00:10:11.929 that deal. Yeah. I'm sure. 00:28:48.894 --> 00:28:52.095 That's it. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah. 00:28:53.695 --> 00:28:55.494 Oh, fuck. Fuck. 00:28:58.769 --> 00:29:00.569 Fuck. 00:29:11.329 --> 00:29:13.130 Fuck.