Hey.
I'm ready for you.
Earth to Daniel.
Sexy. How you laying? Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. It's it's just me, Anna. I
fly out tonight
on Earth,
and I figured I'd just come by and get what I came here for. So
why don't we get you out of this space suit,
and I give you, like, two
wet poles for that big damn cock.
I appreciate it. I'm flattered, but I'm also already getting into character.
And this guy would never cheat on his wife who is lost in space.
What?
You told me that if I help you with this role, then I will get the same dick down experience as the wife in the archaeologist movie. Fuck. He has he has power right there.
You're right. And a promise is a promise.
What's the love for? That
is how I ring a ling ding the ding a ling king,
summon my stunt hog. What?
You signed an NDA, so I can tell you that was not me in that sex scene you saw.
That wasn't you? But you do all your own stuff. I know. You you don't. I don't understand. You do all your own stunts. I know.
I was hurt that day, so I couldn't do that stunt. And I had to get a stunt hog who looked identical
to me. Luckily, we found one. It worked.
Nobody noticed. So now I keep them here on retainer for emergencies like these.
It sounds like you're just trying to pawn me off on one of your friends that wants to get laid. So
All my friends are lost in space.
You rang the bell? Indeed I did.
Oh my god.
That is the dick from the movie.
Mhmm.
This
lady saw you on the big screen and wanted to have the full d, four d experience.
Oh, hi. Hello.
Oh my god. I want your autograph and come all over my face.
Hey. Anything for a fan.
Great.
I gotta go call the studio to get more money, but I'll be back in a little bit so you guys can help me rehearse.
Sounds good.
Oh, it's
fucking
so much bigger in person.
That's bad.
Guys, does this look like I'm in zero gravity?
Yes?
My god. The fuck.
God. That dick is so fucking big. It's so fucking
big.
It's just I need it. It's just I need it. It's just I fucking need it. Oh
my
god.
Holy. Oh my god. Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh
my
fucking god. Yes. Oh
my god. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah. I'll check him. Where
is fucking pussy pussy?
My fucking god.
Yeah. Yeah. Fucking
yes. Just like the fucking tea.
Oh,
fuck. Yes. Space.
Why? Space.
How space?
Thin space.
These are the questions that have plagued mankind for centuries. Oh. And here I stand in space.
Line.
Deeper.
Deeper. Deeper. Deeper.
Deeper. Space.
Let me do that again.
Deeper.
Space.
I didn't think it could get more deep than it does on Earth, but here it is in front of me, around me. Fuck.
Fuck.
Thank you.
Oh my fucking god. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Oh,
fuck.
Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
That's
so good. That's so fucking good.
My
god.
Fucking fucking
holy
Oh,
fuck.
This
is so fucking good.
Yeah.
Fuck. That dick is fucking
big.
Damn.
Fucking
shit.
Holy shit.
Oh
my god.
Oh my fucking god. You're back. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Yes. Back. Back. Back. Back. Back. Fucking
long.
Oh
my god. Fuck. It's so fucking good.
It's so fucking good.
I can see. I'm
little green this morning.
Stick drop.
Oh, I'm skinny.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Oh, god.
Yeah.
Fuck. Yeah. Do it again.
Yeah.
You're fucking trying to treat me as a boy. You fucking slap me and treat me before.
Oh,
Oh my god. That's fucking not. I needed it. I needed it.
I you
out of god.
Hey.
Hey. Would you mind getting us some towels to clean up with? My character wouldn't do that.
Get out of here. That's right. Go.
How you
deal with that?