WEBVTT 00:00:18.745 --> 00:00:19.625 Hey. 00:00:20.265 --> 00:00:21.625 I'm ready for you. 00:00:29.070 --> 00:00:30.510 Earth to Daniel. 00:00:33.070 --> 00:00:37.950 Sexy. How you laying? Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. It's it's just me, Anna. I 00:00:38.750 --> 00:00:40.109 fly out tonight 00:00:40.565 --> 00:00:41.685 on Earth, 00:00:42.405 --> 00:00:46.405 and I figured I'd just come by and get what I came here for. So 00:00:46.804 --> 00:00:49.765 why don't we get you out of this space suit, 00:00:50.484 --> 00:00:52.244 and I give you, like, two 00:00:52.484 --> 00:00:55.685 wet poles for that big damn cock. 00:00:56.560 --> 00:01:01.440 I appreciate it. I'm flattered, but I'm also already getting into character. 00:01:01.840 --> 00:01:06.000 And this guy would never cheat on his wife who is lost in space. 00:01:07.680 --> 00:01:08.000 What? 00:01:08.974 --> 00:01:19.055 You told me that if I help you with this role, then I will get the same dick down experience as the wife in the archaeologist movie. Fuck. He has he has power right there. 00:01:19.454 --> 00:01:21.775 You're right. And a promise is a promise. 00:01:29.439 --> 00:01:31.359 What's the love for? That 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:34.879 is how I ring a ling ding the ding a ling king, 00:01:35.655 --> 00:01:37.975 summon my stunt hog. What? 00:01:40.454 --> 00:01:45.174 You signed an NDA, so I can tell you that was not me in that sex scene you saw. 00:01:45.655 --> 00:01:51.969 That wasn't you? But you do all your own stuff. I know. You you don't. I don't understand. You do all your own stunts. I know. 00:01:52.369 --> 00:01:58.450 I was hurt that day, so I couldn't do that stunt. And I had to get a stunt hog who looked identical 00:01:58.450 --> 00:02:01.170 to me. Luckily, we found one. It worked. 00:02:01.744 --> 00:02:06.305 Nobody noticed. So now I keep them here on retainer for emergencies like these. 00:02:07.905 --> 00:02:11.985 It sounds like you're just trying to pawn me off on one of your friends that wants to get laid. So 00:02:13.344 --> 00:02:15.745 All my friends are lost in space. 00:02:19.319 --> 00:02:21.879 You rang the bell? Indeed I did. 00:02:22.599 --> 00:02:23.720 Oh my god. 00:02:24.680 --> 00:02:26.440 That is the dick from the movie. 00:02:26.520 --> 00:02:27.240 Mhmm. 00:02:27.879 --> 00:02:28.599 This 00:02:28.919 --> 00:02:33.514 lady saw you on the big screen and wanted to have the full d, four d experience. 00:02:33.675 --> 00:02:35.034 Oh, hi. Hello. 00:02:35.354 --> 00:02:39.194 Oh my god. I want your autograph and come all over my face. 00:02:39.514 --> 00:02:41.115 Hey. Anything for a fan. 00:02:41.914 --> 00:02:42.235 Great. 00:02:42.840 --> 00:02:47.560 I gotta go call the studio to get more money, but I'll be back in a little bit so you guys can help me rehearse. 00:02:49.159 --> 00:02:49.719 Sounds good. 00:02:55.895 --> 00:02:57.014 Oh, it's 00:02:57.254 --> 00:02:57.974 fucking 00:02:58.055 --> 00:03:00.294 so much bigger in person. 00:04:39.629 --> 00:04:40.509 That's bad. 00:07:58.199 --> 00:08:00.199 Guys, does this look like I'm in zero gravity? 00:08:05.654 --> 00:08:06.055 Yes? 00:09:53.105 --> 00:09:55.024 My god. The fuck. 00:10:01.424 --> 00:10:05.504 God. That dick is so fucking big. It's so fucking 00:10:06.179 --> 00:10:06.820 big. 00:10:06.980 --> 00:10:12.180 It's just I need it. It's just I need it. It's just I fucking need it. Oh 00:10:15.940 --> 00:10:16.740 my 00:10:17.220 --> 00:10:18.100 god. 00:10:18.100 --> 00:10:20.179 Holy. Oh my god. Fuck. 00:10:21.174 --> 00:10:21.894 Fuck. 00:10:22.695 --> 00:10:23.415 Oh 00:10:24.615 --> 00:10:25.415 my 00:10:25.415 --> 00:10:27.975 fucking god. Yes. Oh 00:10:33.654 --> 00:10:37.095 my god. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:34.680 Yeah. 00:11:42.440 --> 00:11:42.679 Yeah. 00:11:44.065 --> 00:11:44.705 Yeah. 00:11:45.825 --> 00:11:47.264 Yeah. I'll check him. Where 00:11:48.144 --> 00:11:49.745 is fucking pussy pussy? 00:11:54.945 --> 00:11:56.465 My fucking god. 00:12:23.745 --> 00:12:26.384 Yeah. Yeah. Fucking 00:12:27.665 --> 00:12:29.585 yes. Just like the fucking tea. 00:13:03.829 --> 00:13:06.230 Oh, 00:13:06.789 --> 00:13:08.709 fuck. Yes. Space. 00:13:12.629 --> 00:13:13.429 Why? Space. 00:13:15.204 --> 00:13:16.245 How space? 00:13:17.524 --> 00:13:18.884 Thin space. 00:13:19.684 --> 00:13:24.485 These are the questions that have plagued mankind for centuries. Oh. And here I stand in space. 00:13:26.659 --> 00:13:27.700 Line. 00:13:27.779 --> 00:13:28.820 Deeper. 00:13:28.980 --> 00:13:30.580 Deeper. Deeper. Deeper. 00:13:32.179 --> 00:13:33.460 Deeper. Space. 00:13:34.579 --> 00:13:35.940 Let me do that again. 00:13:36.579 --> 00:13:37.379 Deeper. 00:13:38.179 --> 00:13:38.659 Space. 00:13:40.595 --> 00:13:47.634 I didn't think it could get more deep than it does on Earth, but here it is in front of me, around me. Fuck. 00:13:47.875 --> 00:13:48.355 Fuck. 00:13:50.355 --> 00:13:50.754 Fuck. 00:13:52.754 --> 00:13:53.555 Thank you. 00:14:39.745 --> 00:14:43.024 Oh my fucking god. Yes. Yes. 00:14:43.264 --> 00:14:44.225 Yes. Yes. 00:14:45.745 --> 00:14:46.384 Oh, 00:14:49.825 --> 00:14:50.304 fuck. 00:14:59.980 --> 00:15:00.699 Yes. 00:15:02.940 --> 00:15:04.220 Yes. Yes. Yes. 00:15:08.715 --> 00:15:09.675 That's 00:15:09.675 --> 00:15:12.315 so good. That's so fucking good. 00:15:12.795 --> 00:15:13.514 My 00:15:14.875 --> 00:15:15.675 god. 00:15:16.154 --> 00:15:18.154 Fucking fucking 00:15:18.715 --> 00:15:19.195 holy 00:15:35.944 --> 00:15:36.904 Oh, 00:15:41.944 --> 00:15:42.504 fuck. 00:15:43.704 --> 00:15:44.264 This 00:15:45.625 --> 00:15:46.664 is so fucking good. 00:17:28.095 --> 00:17:28.894 Yeah. 00:17:40.095 --> 00:17:42.414 Fuck. That dick is fucking 00:17:42.414 --> 00:17:42.815 big. 00:17:43.349 --> 00:17:43.990 Damn. 00:20:02.990 --> 00:20:03.789 Fucking 00:20:09.230 --> 00:20:09.950 shit. 00:20:10.269 --> 00:20:11.470 Holy shit. 00:20:11.965 --> 00:20:13.325 Holy shit. 00:20:13.565 --> 00:20:14.125 Oh 00:20:15.005 --> 00:20:15.964 my god. 00:20:18.525 --> 00:20:23.724 Oh my fucking god. You're back. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Yes. Back. Back. Back. Back. Back. Fucking 00:20:24.125 --> 00:20:24.525 long. 00:20:56.059 --> 00:20:56.700 Oh 00:21:00.140 --> 00:21:03.180 my god. Fuck. It's so fucking good. 00:21:03.884 --> 00:21:05.724 It's so fucking good. 00:21:06.365 --> 00:21:09.805 I can see. I'm 00:21:09.805 --> 00:21:11.244 little green this morning. 00:21:12.845 --> 00:21:14.044 Stick drop. 00:21:16.684 --> 00:21:17.964 Oh, I'm skinny. 00:22:17.970 --> 00:22:19.009 Oh, fuck. 00:22:19.649 --> 00:22:20.769 Oh, fuck. 00:22:21.569 --> 00:22:22.289 Fuck. 00:22:23.089 --> 00:22:23.649 Fuck. 00:23:30.779 --> 00:23:31.340 Oh, god. 00:23:58.920 --> 00:23:59.720 Yeah. 00:24:01.480 --> 00:24:03.480 Fuck. Yeah. Do it again. 00:24:03.799 --> 00:24:04.440 Yeah. 00:24:05.799 --> 00:24:09.720 You're fucking trying to treat me as a boy. You fucking slap me and treat me before. 00:24:10.920 --> 00:24:11.400 Oh, 00:24:40.984 --> 00:24:46.424 Oh my god. That's fucking not. I needed it. I needed it. 00:24:49.865 --> 00:24:50.825 I you 00:24:51.545 --> 00:24:52.265 out of god. 00:25:35.170 --> 00:25:36.289 Hey. 00:25:37.009 --> 00:25:41.410 Hey. Would you mind getting us some towels to clean up with? My character wouldn't do that. 00:25:44.154 --> 00:25:46.794 Get out of here. That's right. Go. 00:25:49.755 --> 00:25:50.874 How you 00:25:51.434 --> 00:25:52.234 deal with that?