WEBVTT 00:00:26.969 --> 00:00:29.585 there have been multiple employees 00:00:29.849 --> 00:00:34.009 that have seen you stealing things the past two weeks, 00:00:35.049 --> 00:00:39.813 not just one incident. What? That's not... No. Hey. Listen. I'm not here to to 00:00:39.863 --> 00:00:45.234 to argue the thing with you. I just need to see... Let me see your bag. 00:00:45.284 --> 00:00:49.606 You don't need to see my bag. There's nothing in here. Well, if there's nothing 00:00:49.657 --> 00:00:53.814 in there, then you have no problem handing it over. Please. It's my birthday 00:00:53.863 --> 00:00:58.020 week. Can we just make this easy and bygones be bygones? Kinda started out a 00:00:58.069 --> 00:01:02.337 little rough, pulling me in here, and I could This is... Let me interrupt you. 00:01:02.386 --> 00:01:06.653 This has been going on for two weeks. Okay? Enough is... Like, I'm not here to 00:01:06.703 --> 00:01:11.025 play games. Okay. You can either let me see what's in the bag or I can call the 00:01:11.076 --> 00:01:15.453 police and they can see what's in the bag. Those are your two options right now. 00:01:15.503 --> 00:01:19.825 I don't... We don't need to do that. We don't need to call the police. We don't 00:01:19.875 --> 00:01:24.106 need to call... Okay. Let me see what's in the bag. You 00:01:24.520 --> 00:01:28.754 said nothing's in there. So if nothing's in there, if... Do you want me to call 00:01:28.803 --> 00:01:30.230 the police? 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:32.203 Okay. Let me see the bag. 00:01:33.254 --> 00:01:36.486 So aggressive. You said nothing's in here. 00:01:37.894 --> 00:01:42.766 Nothing that shouldn't be in there. Is it your birthday week? It is. The the 00:01:42.816 --> 00:01:47.882 store here can just provide you with your whole entire party? I checked it from 00:01:47.932 --> 00:01:52.868 a different store. I've had that. I just needed to see the color schemes with 00:01:52.918 --> 00:01:58.030 what you guys had. And Like, there's cameras in the store. We have employees 00:01:58.079 --> 00:02:00.504 and there's surveillance footage. 00:02:00.555 --> 00:02:05.221 Okay. So whatever store you're thinking of concocting, I'd save it. I had to 00:02:05.271 --> 00:02:10.123 look at color stories. Stuff you stole. Do you really think I would steal that? 00:02:10.173 --> 00:02:14.963 Why would I steal that? I'd have that in my bag. You should see in your little 00:02:15.014 --> 00:02:19.866 footage. I can see when I walked into the store, and my bag was already looking 00:02:19.917 --> 00:02:21.717 thick like that. 00:02:21.870 --> 00:02:28.431 Okay. Well, you obviously stole all these items, so I'm gonna need to take them 00:02:28.480 --> 00:02:29.574 back and 00:02:29.625 --> 00:02:32.471 catalog everything that went on here. 00:02:32.664 --> 00:02:36.203 Would you just stay there? I'll be right back. 00:03:29.564 --> 00:03:31.365 And you just stand up. 00:03:32.044 --> 00:03:35.995 Stand right here. Am I good to go? No. You're not good to go. Let me take a 00:03:36.045 --> 00:03:37.594 foot. For 00:03:37.644 --> 00:03:39.444 rec purpose. 00:03:41.965 --> 00:03:46.502 I don't like this. Please put your arms down to your sides. 00:03:47.699 --> 00:03:49.500 Stand up straight. 00:03:50.099 --> 00:03:51.900 Like that? Yes. 00:03:57.215 --> 00:03:59.014 These fucking things. 00:04:03.615 --> 00:04:05.692 Put your arms to your side. 00:04:10.200 --> 00:04:13.814 Is all of this necessary? Yeah. It's necessary. 00:04:16.759 --> 00:04:19.160 Okay. I 00:04:19.879 --> 00:04:25.500 need to to search you. So think you were in a search. I searched your bag, and 00:04:25.551 --> 00:04:31.026 you said there was nothing in your bag, and there was. So obviously, I can't 00:04:31.076 --> 00:04:34.153 trust you. That was trust that was lost. 00:04:35.170 --> 00:04:37.247 What about loss prevention? 00:04:40.210 --> 00:04:45.517 Fine. What do you want me to do? Stand right here. Put your arms out. 00:04:57.264 --> 00:05:02.879 Oh, you just went off. What what do got? What do you got? What's in here? 00:05:03.389 --> 00:05:07.916 Clearly, there's a zipper there. You see the zipper? There's a zipper there. 00:05:07.967 --> 00:05:12.553 Yeah. If I was gonna steal something, I'd put it right where the zipper is so 00:05:12.604 --> 00:05:17.011 that when the zipper went off, you'd say, oh, it's the zipper. What do you 00:05:17.061 --> 00:05:21.829 think? Is it my first day in loss prevention? Spray your legs. 00:05:24.634 --> 00:05:26.435 Hey. 00:05:31.435 --> 00:05:36.173 I need you to I need you to remove the top. No. I'm not gonna remove the top. 00:05:36.223 --> 00:05:41.148 Do you... I mean, I have no problem calling the police. Honestly, it means I get 00:05:41.198 --> 00:05:45.999 to go to lunch earlier. So I can either call the police right now and they can 00:05:46.048 --> 00:05:50.786 come here and have you do it. Probably down actually the station. It wouldn't 00:05:50.837 --> 00:05:55.699 even be here. It'd actually be at the police station. So you can either do that 00:05:55.749 --> 00:06:01.211 or you can move from here right now. You're serious. Do I look serious? 00:06:01.389 --> 00:06:03.189 Fine. 00:06:05.550 --> 00:06:07.350 Come on. Let's go. Hey. 00:06:08.750 --> 00:06:14.189 That's how you guys do things here? That's so unprofessional. 00:06:15.014 --> 00:06:16.814 See, nothing's there. 00:06:17.574 --> 00:06:21.798 How do I know you didn't steal this, actually? I came in with it. Yeah. You... 00:06:21.848 --> 00:06:25.906 I'm not saying you sold today. Like I said, they've been saying you've been 00:06:25.956 --> 00:06:28.341 doing this for a few weeks now. 00:06:29.709 --> 00:06:31.632 Who's been watching? You? 00:06:32.669 --> 00:06:34.470 Remove the skirt. 00:06:35.629 --> 00:06:39.149 Remove the skirt. Honey. Okay. 00:06:40.829 --> 00:06:43.291 Just simply don't call the cops. 00:06:45.465 --> 00:06:47.625 Yeah. Other way. Okay. 00:06:54.904 --> 00:06:56.704 Ta da. 00:06:59.830 --> 00:07:01.629 Yeah. Ta da. 00:07:02.230 --> 00:07:05.300 This is you treat all of your customers. 00:07:05.350 --> 00:07:07.149 Rude. 00:07:07.430 --> 00:07:12.634 Nobody is a customer of mine because I'm the security officer here. So I need 00:07:12.683 --> 00:07:17.956 you to, turn with this because there's nothing in there, but it was going off. 00:07:18.005 --> 00:07:21.083 So it clearly has to be something. What? 00:07:22.415 --> 00:07:24.214 You're kidding. 00:07:37.754 --> 00:07:42.370 What's triggering it? So I'm the only way to find out. So... 00:07:43.514 --> 00:07:45.314 And over here. 00:07:45.514 --> 00:07:47.675 Oh, boy. Hey. 00:07:57.509 --> 00:07:59.310 So is 00:08:03.269 --> 00:08:08.266 all this necessary? You can put your shoes back on. Oh, really? I can have my 00:08:08.316 --> 00:08:11.778 shoes. Well, thank you, sir. How kind of you. 00:08:16.464 --> 00:08:18.264 Hey. 00:08:26.139 --> 00:08:29.139 Did you find what you were looking for? 00:08:30.539 --> 00:08:32.770 I need you to be quiet. Okay? 00:08:34.585 --> 00:08:38.105 Put your leg up. What? Put your leg up. 00:08:57.330 --> 00:08:59.129 Did you 00:08:59.649 --> 00:09:03.825 stick anything up your pussy? What? 00:09:04.144 --> 00:09:07.904 Did you stick anything? Party souvenirs. 00:09:08.625 --> 00:09:10.424 I don't know. 00:09:10.625 --> 00:09:14.952 Anything else up here? What are you trying to say right now? Are you serious? I 00:09:15.003 --> 00:09:19.331 don't know. I would never do such a thing. You stole forks. Maybe you're trying 00:09:19.381 --> 00:09:23.211 to give, you know, the people your party an option. Maybe you got some 00:09:23.261 --> 00:09:25.062 chopsticks out here. 00:09:29.664 --> 00:09:33.745 Did you steal anything else? No. 00:09:35.264 --> 00:09:39.825 I'm stinking. I wish I could believe you. I really do. 00:10:00.855 --> 00:10:05.240 What are you doing? Just making sure it's part of my job. 00:10:06.695 --> 00:10:10.926 This is part of your job? Yeah. This is part of my job. 00:10:29.894 --> 00:10:35.008 Yeah. I think I think you're I think you're right. It's pretty it's pretty 00:10:35.057 --> 00:10:36.857 tight there. 00:10:52.524 --> 00:10:56.153 So it's your birthday this week, Is that what you were saying? Yeah. Thinking 00:10:56.203 --> 00:11:01.357 you're gonna throw this big party and get lucky and all that stuff? 00:11:09.100 --> 00:11:14.254 You know, it was my birthday last week. Happy belated birthday. It's your lucky 00:11:14.303 --> 00:11:19.524 day getting to do this, getting to school like it's part of your job. Getting to 00:11:19.573 --> 00:11:23.650 do this, dealing with criminals, deviance of society, 00:11:24.824 --> 00:11:28.363 women throwing themselves at me like this, no. 00:11:30.105 --> 00:11:34.567 Practically shoving your pussy into my face. Favorite. It. 00:11:36.470 --> 00:11:38.269 Yes. That's so. 00:11:43.750 --> 00:11:46.673 Can you please spread your ass for me? 00:11:47.664 --> 00:11:49.465 Thank you. 00:12:20.394 --> 00:12:23.548 You find what you were looking for? Yeah. 00:12:26.475 --> 00:12:28.274 Be quiet. 00:12:29.539 --> 00:12:32.770 You got yourself into this position. What? 00:13:00.539 --> 00:13:02.539 Look straight ahead. Okay? 00:13:04.779 --> 00:13:06.580 Just 00:13:07.579 --> 00:13:09.379 look straight ahead. 00:13:10.555 --> 00:13:13.785 You're almost done. You have things to do. 00:13:19.835 --> 00:13:21.634 Just making sure. 00:13:38.454 --> 00:13:42.054 Go ahead and have a seat. Okay. 00:13:42.934 --> 00:13:45.626 Can I grab my clothes? Have a seat. 00:13:49.414 --> 00:13:52.294 So you have two options. 00:13:54.769 --> 00:14:00.125 Can either call the police and they can come down here. No. Put your hands to 00:14:00.174 --> 00:14:02.404 your side. Thank you. And you 00:14:03.009 --> 00:14:04.809 can spend your birthday 00:14:05.649 --> 00:14:07.450 in jail. 00:14:07.985 --> 00:14:12.296 No. No. No. No. I've been into that. Yeah. I mean, you've got a bunch of party 00:14:12.345 --> 00:14:16.711 favors. I'm sure you're having a big party. It would be really embarrassing for 00:14:16.762 --> 00:14:21.129 your entire friend circle to know what a thief you are, what a degenerate thief 00:14:21.179 --> 00:14:22.979 you are, or, 00:14:23.290 --> 00:14:25.090 you know 00:14:26.889 --> 00:14:29.610 Or do whatever. Please. 00:14:46.855 --> 00:14:48.654 Whatever. 00:14:49.420 --> 00:14:51.210 I can't. 00:14:51.259 --> 00:14:53.580 To Yeah? Don't go to 00:14:58.060 --> 00:15:00.214 Get on your knees right now. 00:15:02.794 --> 00:15:04.715 Okay. On my knees. 00:15:06.154 --> 00:15:07.955 Closer to me. 00:15:16.309 --> 00:15:18.155 This is normal protocol. 00:15:28.634 --> 00:15:31.711 Do it properly, or I will call the cops. 00:15:46.860 --> 00:15:49.629 Is that better? Yeah. That's better. 00:16:04.785 --> 00:16:07.092 Do you do this with everybody? 00:16:14.649 --> 00:16:18.880 I haven't done this in a while. Must be your lucky day. 00:17:29.025 --> 00:17:30.825 Use your hand. 00:18:23.035 --> 00:18:26.343 Nice and slow. Nice and slow. There you go. 00:19:43.509 --> 00:19:45.670 Stop crying about it. Okay? 00:19:47.349 --> 00:19:53.769 Okay? Otherwise, I'm gonna call the police. Let me do what I want. Let me do 00:19:53.819 --> 00:20:00.579 what I want. You know what I want? Yes, sir. You gonna keep crying about it? No. 00:20:00.630 --> 00:20:03.694 I'm not gonna about it. Oh, yes. Oh. 00:28:28.950 --> 00:28:31.335 Maybe you wanted to get caught. 00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:09.480 Want it? 00:29:09.855 --> 00:29:13.701 You're sweet. Look at me. Look at me. You want it? 00:31:48.309 --> 00:31:50.109 I don't hear you say. 00:31:51.029 --> 00:31:56.875 It's my birthday where I wanna touch it because I want... But what the fuck? 00:33:04.255 --> 00:33:09.178 This is not about pleasing me. It's about pleasing me. Oh, fuck. 00:34:32.555 --> 00:34:34.355 There you go. 00:35:20.885 --> 00:35:22.684 Oh my fucking... 00:35:30.885 --> 00:35:32.684 fuck. 00:36:13.460 --> 00:36:15.536 Enjoying yourself too much. 00:36:19.494 --> 00:36:25.032 Fuck. You're gonna calm down? Yes. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. What do you want? 00:36:25.335 --> 00:36:27.135 What do you want? I 00:36:27.735 --> 00:36:29.655 I want to prove myself. 00:39:19.324 --> 00:39:23.940 Happy birthday. Okay? Now get your shit and get out of here.