Alright. Listen. Thank you, Uncle Brig, for helping me out. I just I need some
better lessons with golf. I know you used to do it when you were way younger.
Semi pro. Okay. Okay. Well, I I just really need some practice. I definitely
really help it. Could you just watch me a little bit? Tell me what I'm doing
wrong? I don't I don't know. I can already tell you. You're probably doing
everything wrong. But K. Obviously, you need my assistance. And I do. I really
need your help. You know? I mean, who's gonna teach me how to play golf? None of
the girls know how to do it, so I figured I would call my uncle up. It's a man's
sport, but we let you guys down. Whatever. Cut to the chase. Let's see how bad
you suck at first.
Alright. I'm just gonna observe.
Okay. Let's see what you got. Alright. Uncle Brick, don't laugh too much. Okay?
I'm I'm I'm pretty new to this. Alright?
I know that you understand this is terrible. I I don't know what I'm doing.
Okay? Spray your legs a little bit.
That? Just like that. Alright.
Oh, shoot. Alright. Alright. Don't don't no. It's it's okay. It's It's okay. It
helps. It's okay.
I don't So this is the short game.
Alright? Choke up on that shaft a little bit. Okay. Like like like this? That's
good enough for now. Alright? Take your time. Take your time. Actually hit the
ball and aim for the cup. K. Let's see. Aim for the cup.
Damn it. Uncle Brick. It's okay. Okay. Okay. I just gotta see where your
mistakes are, and then we'll
try to correct. Alright. Alright. So legs apart.
Yeah. Screw the shaft. Grip that shaft. And aim for the hole? Right in the
hole. Alright.
What do you is there anything I could switch up on right now? Keep trying? I
don't know. You have to try volleyball? Okay, Brooke. It's not funny. Alright?
You're supposed to be my uncle. You have to help me out with these kind of
things. I have no one else to call. Okay. Alright. Focus. Concentrate.
Concentrate. Yeah. I'm I'm focused.
It. I just can't do it. I can't do it. Alright. A few more swings, a few more
swings. Hold on. There's only a few more balls left. Let's see.
Oh, you actually got kinda close that time. Close. Close, but that's not it. I
need it. Close knowing the prize.
Alright. Maybe I'll try seeing her this time. Right? Yeah? Okay. That's good.
Oh,
shit. I'm sure your mom hated that basically. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Oh my god. She's gonna kill me.
A little softer.
Still nothing. Alright. Let's try. Let's Let's try. Okay. Okay. This Still
is painful.
Shut up.
Oh my god. You get the cup? You know what? I Just gather the balls. Alright.
Alright. Fine. I'm fine. Let's see.
I'm just I've never done this before. No one wants to help me, Uncle Brick. So
what do you want me to do? How am I supposed to get better if no one's gonna
help me?
You know, luckily for you.
I was trained by the best. Really? Legends.
They passed me the keys. Unfortunately, due to legal issues, I was not able to
continue, but I almost made it to the tour, just so you know. Okay. I know I'm
your step uncle. I haven't been here your whole life per se, but long enough to
watch you
sprout. So
alright. Get the balls to get over here. Okay. First off, your gloves on the
wrong damn hand unless you know what? Actually, maybe that's a quick fix. Oh,
okay. I don't know. Grab that shaft. Alright.
Alright.
Think about the short. K? Remember, you don't have much length to work with, so
it's all in the hips.
Feel that? Yeah.
That's the start. Your your teeth. It's like a I just I I don't know how this
is helping you. Okay? Well,
who was the sunlit master? You by myself? I I guess it was you. I mean K. Who
called who for help? I I called you. Okay? I called you, uncle. Okay. Okay. So
you you
just wait right there. Okay.
And I see it. Look. I mean, you're look how tense. You know? Look at that one
one good shove, and you're peering over. So
get loose.
Jeez. It'll sway with me here just for a second. A little left, a little right.
It's gonna be the same thing.
You clip that that shaft, that putter. Okay. Just open her legs a little bit.
Alright.
Feel it's getting a little looser already.
Guess so. Let's get this side now. A little wire right there. K.
Alright.
Now let's get this
hair out of the way.
Teacher's already leaving, isn't it? I if if you say so, sure. So remember, I'm
giving you knowledge that people pay good money for. So if you really truly want
my help I do. You wanna win this tournament Totally. Okay? You have to do
everything
I say.
No matter how crazy it sounds. Right? Right.
I'm a send my pro. You don't want people don't just have these outfits in their
closet. I mean, I First off, too much talking. Okay. Okay. Okay. Listen inside
of this girl with the same letters for a reason.
Okay? So what we're gonna do Yeah.
Before we do any techniques, we gotta make sure I'm your manager, coach, if you
will, because your head coach apparently fucking sucks. I'm
thinking sixty forty split on anything meaningful. Yeah. I mean, like, 60 me 40
you. Right? We'll we'll we'll work that out there. But Okay. In order to get
that goal in the first place Uh-huh. That everything I say.
You know, you wouldn't even have to be here putting if you went for the the
main goal, the big prize. Mhmm. The the head runner, the hole in one. How do you
do that? How do I get there?
Do what I say. I I think I can do that. I think Don't think. There's no
thinking. Just do. Okay. Okay. Alright. Okay. So
legs feel nice and loose? I think so. Yeah. Okay. So
really oh, first, you gotta get the ball in that spot because Okay. All fucked
up. Alright. Right? Remember what I said in the hips. Right? Feel that? Yeah.
Grab that butter. Okay. Bring it back. Feel that in the hips right there. Right
there. Yeah.
Right there. That's you wanna feel that every time. K? Okay. Okay.
Up. K. And over a little bit. Okay. It's all in the hips. You're gonna come
back.
My fucking miracle. Uncle Rick, I did it. Yeah. I know because I'm here now.
I'm showing you the right way to do this. Okay. Okay. See? I know what I'm
talking about. Right? Alright. Alright. I'm I'm listening. This is just
see. Knock the door. Alright? Yeah. Okay. So that's what I mean when I say you
have to do everything
I say.
Alright. So, well, what's next? What else do you think will make me better?
Okay. So
I shouldn't be telling you this.
All the pros know it. Right. Well, I I should know it then. You should know it
it then. Then. Luckily, I was taught these things so that I could pass them on.
So for the next technique I'm gonna show you Okay.
I'm gonna have to make you a Uncle Brit, what are you doing? Come on. Come on.
Teach me some golf. Okay? I could be on my game right now. No. No. I'll just see
my way out. No. No. No. Okay. I want your help. I want your help. Just alright.
What what do I have to do? What do I have to do? I'm listening. I'm listening.
K. Feel high.
Alright? Oh my god.
He can't even help you here. Only I can.
So let me go. Alright? Just like I showed you, when you get to that point,
you let the putter do all the work. Alright? K. So let's get this ball in front
of us. Shoot. We've had balls in front of you before. Oh, great. Stop being
weird. Come on. Okay. You got maybe thirteen, fourteen more times to talk back,
and I'm out of here. Alright. Alright. I'm listening. I'm listening. Right?
Mhmm. Mhmm.
Try looking at ball. Okay. Looking at my ball. Feel it in those hips. Right in
there. And then once you get that, you'll know you'll know when it hits the
spot. Okay. You let it swing back. Alright. Alright? Okay. Okay.
Okay. Let's go. Okay.
Feel it. And my god. What what are you doing right now? Oh, Uncle Rick. Come
on. I I don't think this is appropriate. You're supposed to be teaching golf.
So I'm guessing you think distractions don't happen out there.
I don't I don't know what to think. I think you're prepared to sit there and
keep to pull out of focus on that ball, where you got fans hooping and hollering
and going crazy. I I I don't know. Do do fans do that? Golf gets rowdy. You
think that if you can't
put in the nude, that you won't kill it when you're out there fully dressed? I
don't I don't don't know how this is sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart.
Remember what I said thinking. We don't think. We don't do thinking. No
thinking. Okay? Just listen
and feel.
So I'm here. Okay? So same thing. And besides, this is gonna help with taking
because now you don't have, you know, clothes restricting you.
Think about it. It's basic math.
Just get the stance. Get the ball where it needs to be.
Get those hips I don't right where the what what what now? What now? I I don't
think nothing. No. No. No. It's fine. I need your help. I need your help.
Please, please come back. Okay? Alright. Alright. Alright. I'm listening. Okay.
Get the right stance.
Are we good to proceed? Right. Right. Yes. We're good to proceed. Alright.
Thank you. Okay.
Alright.
Oops. Okay. Just like that. Alright. Just get that hair back. Okay. Make sure
this is completely out of the way. Uh-huh.
K. K. I don't know if you need this.
Just just follow them. Okay. Okay.
Go right in the center here. Mhmm.
Right there in front of you. Alright. Just like that. Okay.
Once again, I'll guide you. Okay. Alright.
Feel it. Get those hips loose.
Okay. When you're ready.
Not bad. Not bad. You almost had that. Under the pressure. Do I do I keep keep
going? If you keep going, I'm gonna do everything I can to make sure you don't
get that ball in the hole. What? Laser focus. Okay. Laser focus. Alright. I
thought you Laser focus. Alright. Right. Okay. I'm focused. I'm focused. Okay.
Okay.
Let's see. Oh. The hips right.
Oh. There you go. Was close. Alright. Don't mind me. I'm not even here. I
fucking does. It was pretty close. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Okay.
Are you sure this ball going in the hole. Is this helping? I don't see the ball
going in the It's not helping because you're not even doing it. Okay. Okay.
Oh, break. Are you smelling me right now?
How would you know? Laser focus. Okay. If you were focusing, you wouldn't know
what I was doing because it wouldn't matter. Okay. Okay.
Why do you think all the great golfers win tournaments drunk? I I I don't I
don't know. Okay. Well, start listening. Uh-huh. No thinking. Mhmm.
god. I can't believe you're doing this right now. This seriously better help
me. Let's see.
You're still a little tense. Yeah.
So just keep going. Okay.
Come on. I don't I don't know if it's supposed to help.
Okay. Because you almost made the tool right. Yeah. Alright. Let's see.
You're already getting better. It's going in the same direction. Oh, really?
Okay. They haven't even given you the real secrets yet. Well, what's
what are the real secrets?
Secret to the hole in one. Pull it there. Okay. You just keep doing what you're
doing. Alright.
God. Alright.
My bad.
Guess.
Whatever I say. Yes. Yeah. Whatever whatever you say is is there anything else
I need to do? I'm
doing everything just great. Okay.
Not Not great. Not bad.
Alright.
Why don't you
bend over a little while to line those balls up? By the way, you don't have to
stroke to get in the middle. You know? Okay. Just wait.
I guess I'll line them up. You never told me which way you line them up.
There's usually only two directions for a line. Okay. But
There you go. Don't look back here. Don't worry about me. Alright. Now now what?
Put that all in the cup. Okay. I guess I'll start.
You should get a nice bend in that back.
Before you know it, you'll get that big secret.
Okay. Don't worry. You'll know when you have it. Get a nice nice big baby. K.
No tension. No tension. Get your back swing. K. And that's the front swing.
No. No. No. No. No. This is it. This is this is what I told you about. This is
it. I
know greatness hurts. Greatness hurts. Alright.
But No. Scared you.
You wanna be grateful?
What did I tell you earlier? What were those words I told you? Laser focus.
Laser focus. Okay? So
head back. I'm gonna help.
My hope is gonna be the best.
Okay. Just like that. There you go.
Furcus.
Oh, that's
It's made for that.
Girl.
Looks like you had a boss.
Luckily, I've got two.
Is this really supposed to help?
I won't tell you what.
Don't Who's the expert? It's you you're uncle. You called who? You gotta remind
me again. I I called you. Didn't just know.
It's a tight fit.
I don't know if it fit.
But you notice how it still fits.
There you go. Grip that shit. Yeah. You
gotta remember
know what? You see that? See what? You know you can take the shaft deep here.
But
so how deep you can put that shaft in your mouth? What do you what do you mean?
Are we thinking are we doing? This?
That. Okay.
Put that back in your mouth.
Fuck. I didn't say stop sucking it, did I?
Fuck.
It really make that hole open up for you.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
You taste like winning? What winning tastes like?
No waiting.
Here you go. You make it come to you. Grip the shaft right there just like that.
Holy shit.
Like that? That's perfect. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep
Just like that. Just like that. Just like that.
Perfect.
See?
If that's when you don't try to think so much. Right? Now you trust the
process? Maybe.
It's not. Winners don't have a maybe in their vocabulary.
So you got to this part. Now we can move on. Okay. Do the full lesson. Okay.
See the fire.
See the potential. Uh-huh. Let's
see if you can fucking swallow through. Oh
Let's see what you got on your own. I know I can get it in the hole.
Fuck.
Who knew you were my favorite of these?
Shake. You wanna say firm grip?
Like that? Just squeeze it nice and tight.
distractions. You can take anything.
Okay. And you know what? Look at this. I'm such a good uncle.
There you go. Okay. Okay. You
stupid. Okay.
Look out that window and imagine your future. Like this? Imagine you being the
greatest female golfer, whatever it is. Okay. Oh, thanks to who? Thank thanks to
you, uncle.
Are
you sure this is gonna really help you through? Oh, don't you worry. Okay.
She's gonna get you exactly where you wanna be. Oh, I don't know. See,
sometimes you gotta prep the hole a little bit. Oh, okay. You know, at first, we
kinda just rammed it in there. But Okay. I wanna get acquainted with the hole.
I wanna make sure it's warming up to you. You know?
Shit. It can be messy. Golf can be a messy sport.
Don't you worry. Uncle Ben's taking good care of that. Yeah.
Yeah. There you go. You're beautiful.
That's what these skirts are for. You know that? Oh, really? It's the real
reason behind. Oh my god.
Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Like that. Just like that.
There you go. Yeah. That's what I wanna see. Yeah.
Back just like that. Mhmm.
There you go. Oh, fuck. Takes initiative.
Fuck.
This sport was easy. Everybody do.
It's a real athlete when you go to golf.
my gosh.
Remember, it's okay to play in this one.
It's okay to play in this one too. Is that the real price?
See, babe? Yep. Just like that. I wanna hear you fucking gagging. Okay. Let's
see. Let's see.
don't know which one I enjoy better.
I don't know which one I like.
That's a lie. I know exactly which one I like better.
You look so good. You see an improvement already.
Fuck.
I wanna go back and
fuck.
Look at that asshole open up.
Look at that asshole.
Oh, I want some more.
You like that holding one, don't you? Listen. Don't you? Yeah. Yes.
Here you go. I know you want to open that ass up. Reach back there and open it
up. There you go.
Fuck. Fuck.
My gosh. I'm so sorry. I know, but you taste so good.
I told
you I might help you be the best. Yes.
Oh my. Spit all over the bed.
But, you know, you're pretty good Uh-huh. At getting a hold of one. Uh-huh.
When I run to one,
drive it. Yeah. Do you think you could drive it too? Oh, I think so. Okay.
my god. Oh my god. It's getting so fucking deep. What the fuck? Holy
shit.
was gonna save it for the next lesson.
Remember, don't think. Don't think.
fuck. There
you go. Technique is everything.
You you spit.
You gonna get some of this? Mhmm. Yes, we are. Yes. Yes.
Because that's where the real money's at. Oh my god. Real money? Mhmm. That's
real money. Yes. Yeah. Fuck.
Alright.
Sometimes
you gotta seem way fucking down, bitch. Yeah.
my god. Oh
Alright.
You broke up into distractions. Let's see if you've actually won. You've
learned one. Just fucking hit it. I don't care. Okay? Alright. Let's see.
Me see. Hole in In one.
Hole in one.