Real motherfucker.
Now for our next target, Karen mom.
You better let that Jezebel know that she's next. We're gonna get you ready.
Why are you dressed like that? What's this intel that you claim to have? I'm
gonna need some deep penetration,
double agent, double stuffed, crazy skiing type shit. I want the super freak
donkey punch type shit. Oh, fuck.
I say you've got yourself a deal. I don't understand why the Karen mom has dirt
on every other mom except for the evangelist mom. This has got to be what the
cops are digging for. So what do you think? I guess it's time we go for the big
fish, our town's beloved pastor. I'm sure it'll be a walk in the park. I
wouldn't be so sure about that. I mean,
this woman is conniving and dangerous.
We're gonna have to try to care for you with this one.
This happened when I just arrived in town. Back then, I was feeling so
depressed, so disconnected that I thought about reaching out to someone I had
never considered before.
Instead, I crashed straight into this town's ugly true face. You know, last
surgery in this church, it was fine. It was great. Wow. Yeah. We need to get
more girls. Yeah. More priests, more girls, more, like We more money. Fuck all
of that shit. We're getting all this with the nation, and it's all tax free.
Yeah. We just cannot spend it. But we get a lot of money. In our pockets. Yeah.
Yeah. Just go under the table. You know? Yeah. Well That's why everyone else
does. Right? Yeah. We need to figure out how We need to get on CV, but this one
gets me that TV money. You know what I'm saying? I know. So do you want to
record the next order here? Not that I'm talking about December, man. Yeah. We
gotta get some orders in the church. What's wrong with you, man? Yeah. We gotta
keep on the I'm at the young, bro. Orgy in the church. People love it. We don't
get paid no more, man. I'm trying to some one of the DL. We gotta, you know,
fool them. Yeah. Come on, man. What's this?
What's he doing here, freak? Yeah. You freak. I thought you and Jezebel were
Satanists. She's not a Satanist. I think he needs to be baptized. I agree.
the name of the father and the son and the whole What is all this racket?
Is that the Sacramento wine? It's not what it looks like. How dare you
desecrate the lord's house? Blasphemy. I cast you out.
With all the evidence you stole from the Karen mom and some intel I got from my
inside guy at the precinct. I just have to give him a little handy every now and
then. I've discovered that there is something really fishy going on here,
possibly illegal.
And somehow, all of the neighborhood moms are connected.
So you need to go distract the evangelist mom by any means necessary while I
search for the smoking gun,
and then we can defeat that bitch once and for all. I'm ready to train. No,
Nick.
There's nothing left I have to teach you. You're going to become what you were
always destined to be.
A real motherfucker.
Real motherfucker. Real motherfucker. Real motherfucking
fuckers. Real fucking motherfucking fucker mom. Fuckers.
Yeah. Fuck moms. Fuck moms. Fuck moms. Fuck moms. For your final mission, the
final boss of our campaign, are you to go toe to toe with the dragon lady? Yeah.
She's righteous and devious as hell. Are you ready to go toe to toe with the
dragon lady? Are you ready to dance with the devil? Are you ready? Yeah. Are you
sure? You ready to take on the evangelist ma. I
don't care. I asked for an infinity pool. How am I supposed to make a blessing
in that little puddle? I'll call you back.
What are you doing here? I told you to get out and to never return. I've seen
the light. I wanna repent for my sins. I wanna join the flock.
Oh, so I'm supposed to believe that you're a lamb now? More like a wolf in
sheep's clothing. Well, I'll admit. At first, I was really angry and lost about
you kicking me out. But then I came back and actually listened to your sermon.
I was touched. It was like God was speaking to me directly. I
beg you. Please forgive me.
the Lord does work in mysterious ways. Oh,
Oh, yes. Defile me, Nick. Right here. Right now. Yes. I'm gonna defile you,
Jezebel. Jezebel? Snakes in my garden. Deceivers.
You are the only deceiver here, bitch. You've been feasting on the fat of the
lamb, extorting and blackmailing all of the neighborhood moms with all that dirt
you've been gathering and then laundering it through the donation bins. The
perfect crime
until now.
Well, who's gonna believe you?
Godless Jezebel, Satan's whore, sweethearts.
It's all right here.
Every email, every text thread. We got you now. You are done for, bitch.
well, you'll never defeat me. You know why? Because you'll always be a loser, a
weirdo, a freak.
All those names you called me, nerd, square, dork, puto, pendejo,
you thought they were weaknesses. You were wrong. They were lessons. It taught
me how to survive people like you. It taught me how to become something you
should have been afraid of all along. I'm not a freak. I'm a goddamn
motherfucker.
Why don't you
suck it? Oh, what? Yeah. Don't be shy. Oh my god. I know what you're into.
Come here. Come here. It's fine.
This is a place of worship. This is the perfect place to do this.
Let's take this party that got over.
my god. Look at this. Let me just help them with this. I feel like there's a
lot of A lot realistic. Of love my own. Oh my Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm really gladly
right there. Oh, shit. Yes. Oh, yes. I can feel the spirit now. Yes. You can.
Sure you can.
You're right. You're fucked in church? Oh, yeah.
Let go and let God, baby. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's god's plan. Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna really feel the holy spirit now.
Oh, yes. Oh, but I'm gonna look at that pretty mouth saying filthy, filthy pain.
Let me show you what was in this
fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Take her. Take her. Take her. Take her. Take her. Take Hug
you. Step her into my pussy. Step her into my pussy just like that.
Yeah. I'll do all the work. Yeah.
Here. I think it's your time to feel. It's nice. Come here. Yeah. Get over here.
I must give in.
Uh-huh. Oh, can shit. I lick your ass? Yes. Nice.
Here to give it to her.
Oh, I don't know what you're doing to me. Oh, oh, yes. Oh, oh,
my god. It's so hot. Yeah. I don't fall from it.
Oh, no. It's your turn. Oh, you guys bring me down. Let me go hop back. Yes.
Oh, yes.
And
this is the perfect place to do it. You're seeing god's It's a holy mission.
Yeah. This is the story of creation.
Yeah. Take it. Yeah. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh,
fuck. It tastes good, doesn't it?
Every last drop.
I need you both to promise me you're not gonna tell anyone about this. I mean,
yeah, we don't have to say a thing. It's our secret. I need your silence on
this.
What's that? Oh, I think some justice is coming to be served.
You whore.
You fucking freak. I
would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that jizzle bell whore. Ready
for you to become a real motherfucker.
Real motherfucker.