WEBVTT 00:00:07.200 --> 00:00:09.599 Real motherfucker. 00:00:15.394 --> 00:00:18.086 Now for our next target, Karen mom. 00:00:21.234 --> 00:00:26.565 You better let that Jezebel know that she's next. We're gonna get you ready. 00:00:26.614 --> 00:00:31.943 Why are you dressed like that? What's this intel that you claim to have? I'm 00:00:31.994 --> 00:00:34.533 gonna need some deep penetration, 00:00:34.809 --> 00:00:41.121 double agent, double stuffed, crazy skiing type shit. I want the super freak 00:00:41.172 --> 00:00:43.935 donkey punch type shit. Oh, fuck. 00:00:45.295 --> 00:00:51.533 I say you've got yourself a deal. I don't understand why the Karen mom has dirt 00:00:51.583 --> 00:00:57.661 on every other mom except for the evangelist mom. This has got to be what the 00:00:57.711 --> 00:01:03.950 cops are digging for. So what do you think? I guess it's time we go for the big 00:01:03.999 --> 00:01:09.680 fish, our town's beloved pastor. I'm sure it'll be a walk in the park. I 00:01:09.730 --> 00:01:12.834 wouldn't be so sure about that. I mean, 00:01:14.435 --> 00:01:17.358 this woman is conniving and dangerous. 00:01:18.515 --> 00:01:22.668 We're gonna have to try to care for you with this one. 00:01:26.969 --> 00:01:30.885 This happened when I just arrived in town. Back then, I was feeling so 00:01:30.934 --> 00:01:35.245 depressed, so disconnected that I thought about reaching out to someone I had 00:01:35.295 --> 00:01:37.141 never considered before. 00:01:41.454 --> 00:01:46.185 Instead, I crashed straight into this town's ugly true face. You know, last 00:01:46.235 --> 00:01:51.030 surgery in this church, it was fine. It was great. Wow. Yeah. We need to get 00:01:51.079 --> 00:01:56.001 more girls. Yeah. More priests, more girls, more, like We more money. Fuck all 00:01:56.051 --> 00:02:00.846 of that shit. We're getting all this with the nation, and it's all tax free. 00:02:00.895 --> 00:02:05.881 Yeah. We just cannot spend it. But we get a lot of money. In our pockets. Yeah. 00:02:05.931 --> 00:02:10.724 Yeah. Just go under the table. You know? Yeah. Well That's why everyone else 00:02:10.775 --> 00:02:15.760 does. Right? Yeah. We need to figure out how We need to get on CV, but this one 00:02:15.810 --> 00:02:20.477 gets me that TV money. You know what I'm saying? I know. So do you want to 00:02:20.527 --> 00:02:25.449 record the next order here? Not that I'm talking about December, man. Yeah. We 00:02:25.499 --> 00:02:30.485 gotta get some orders in the church. What's wrong with you, man? Yeah. We gotta 00:02:30.534 --> 00:02:35.520 keep on the I'm at the young, bro. Orgy in the church. People love it. We don't 00:02:35.569 --> 00:02:40.364 get paid no more, man. I'm trying to some one of the DL. We gotta, you know, 00:02:40.414 --> 00:02:43.722 fool them. Yeah. Come on, man. What's this? 00:02:44.594 --> 00:02:49.949 What's he doing here, freak? Yeah. You freak. I thought you and Jezebel were 00:02:49.998 --> 00:02:55.691 Satanists. She's not a Satanist. I think he needs to be baptized. I agree. 00:02:58.139 --> 00:03:03.925 the name of the father and the son and the whole What is all this racket? 00:03:12.485 --> 00:03:17.664 Is that the Sacramento wine? It's not what it looks like. How dare you 00:03:17.715 --> 00:03:21.868 desecrate the lord's house? Blasphemy. I cast you out. 00:03:23.030 --> 00:03:27.953 With all the evidence you stole from the Karen mom and some intel I got from my 00:03:28.003 --> 00:03:32.989 inside guy at the precinct. I just have to give him a little handy every now and 00:03:33.039 --> 00:03:37.585 then. I've discovered that there is something really fishy going on here, 00:03:37.634 --> 00:03:39.435 possibly illegal. 00:03:39.985 --> 00:03:44.889 And somehow, all of the neighborhood moms are connected. 00:03:45.689 --> 00:03:52.609 So you need to go distract the evangelist mom by any means necessary while I 00:03:52.659 --> 00:03:55.134 search for the smoking gun, 00:03:56.335 --> 00:04:02.284 and then we can defeat that bitch once and for all. I'm ready to train. No, 00:04:02.335 --> 00:04:03.645 Nick. 00:04:03.694 --> 00:04:08.657 There's nothing left I have to teach you. You're going to become what you were 00:04:08.706 --> 00:04:10.507 always destined to be. 00:04:11.239 --> 00:04:14.919 A real motherfucker. 00:04:16.680 --> 00:04:21.509 Real motherfucker. Real motherfucker. Real motherfucking 00:04:21.560 --> 00:04:25.867 fuckers. Real fucking motherfucking fucker mom. Fuckers. 00:04:25.964 --> 00:04:32.130 Yeah. Fuck moms. Fuck moms. Fuck moms. Fuck moms. For your final mission, the 00:04:32.180 --> 00:04:38.588 final boss of our campaign, are you to go toe to toe with the dragon lady? Yeah. 00:04:38.638 --> 00:04:44.723 She's righteous and devious as hell. Are you ready to go toe to toe with the 00:04:44.773 --> 00:04:51.180 dragon lady? Are you ready to dance with the devil? Are you ready? Yeah. Are you 00:04:51.231 --> 00:04:55.024 sure? You ready to take on the evangelist ma. I 00:05:01.345 --> 00:05:05.646 don't care. I asked for an infinity pool. How am I supposed to make a blessing 00:05:05.696 --> 00:05:08.927 in that little puddle? I'll call you back. 00:05:11.079 --> 00:05:16.391 What are you doing here? I told you to get out and to never return. I've seen 00:05:16.442 --> 00:05:21.211 the light. I wanna repent for my sins. I wanna join the flock. 00:05:22.185 --> 00:05:27.358 Oh, so I'm supposed to believe that you're a lamb now? More like a wolf in 00:05:27.408 --> 00:05:32.934 sheep's clothing. Well, I'll admit. At first, I was really angry and lost about 00:05:32.984 --> 00:05:38.983 you kicking me out. But then I came back and actually listened to your sermon. 00:05:39.290 --> 00:05:43.982 I was touched. It was like God was speaking to me directly. I 00:05:44.730 --> 00:05:46.810 beg you. Please forgive me. 00:06:03.340 --> 00:06:08.060 the Lord does work in mysterious ways. Oh, 00:06:14.699 --> 00:06:22.177 Oh, yes. Defile me, Nick. Right here. Right now. Yes. I'm gonna defile you, 00:06:22.227 --> 00:06:27.144 Jezebel. Jezebel? Snakes in my garden. Deceivers. 00:06:30.230 --> 00:06:36.235 You are the only deceiver here, bitch. You've been feasting on the fat of the 00:06:36.284 --> 00:06:42.524 lamb, extorting and blackmailing all of the neighborhood moms with all that dirt 00:06:42.575 --> 00:06:48.423 you've been gathering and then laundering it through the donation bins. The 00:06:48.472 --> 00:06:50.245 perfect crime 00:06:50.294 --> 00:06:52.095 until now. 00:06:53.334 --> 00:06:55.894 Well, who's gonna believe you? 00:06:57.580 --> 00:07:02.540 Godless Jezebel, Satan's whore, sweethearts. 00:07:02.939 --> 00:07:04.740 It's all right here. 00:07:05.259 --> 00:07:11.980 Every email, every text thread. We got you now. You are done for, bitch. 00:07:15.074 --> 00:07:23.473 well, you'll never defeat me. You know why? Because you'll always be a loser, a 00:07:23.523 --> 00:07:25.324 weirdo, a freak. 00:07:33.420 --> 00:07:39.100 All those names you called me, nerd, square, dork, puto, pendejo, 00:07:39.819 --> 00:07:44.982 you thought they were weaknesses. You were wrong. They were lessons. It taught 00:07:45.031 --> 00:07:49.992 me how to survive people like you. It taught me how to become something you 00:07:50.042 --> 00:07:54.536 should have been afraid of all along. I'm not a freak. I'm a goddamn 00:07:54.586 --> 00:07:56.386 motherfucker. 00:08:02.019 --> 00:08:03.819 Why don't you 00:08:04.339 --> 00:08:11.620 suck it? Oh, what? Yeah. Don't be shy. Oh my god. I know what you're into. 00:08:20.754 --> 00:08:23.235 Come here. Come here. It's fine. 00:08:24.675 --> 00:08:29.675 This is a place of worship. This is the perfect place to do this. 00:12:00.345 --> 00:12:03.114 Let's take this party that got over. 00:12:26.139 --> 00:12:32.116 my god. Look at this. Let me just help them with this. I feel like there's a 00:12:32.166 --> 00:12:38.222 lot of A lot realistic. Of love my own. Oh my Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm really gladly 00:12:38.272 --> 00:12:44.328 right there. Oh, shit. Yes. Oh, yes. I can feel the spirit now. Yes. You can. 00:12:44.379 --> 00:12:46.178 Sure you can. 00:12:56.355 --> 00:13:00.047 You're right. You're fucked in church? Oh, yeah. 00:13:04.034 --> 00:13:09.629 Let go and let God, baby. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's god's plan. Oh, yeah. 00:13:13.389 --> 00:13:16.620 I'm gonna really feel the holy spirit now. 00:13:36.269 --> 00:13:42.423 Oh, yes. Oh, but I'm gonna look at that pretty mouth saying filthy, filthy pain. 00:13:43.789 --> 00:13:46.251 Let me show you what was in this 00:14:19.644 --> 00:14:23.761 fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Take her. Take her. Take her. Take her. Take her. Take Hug 00:14:23.811 --> 00:14:28.966 you. Step her into my pussy. Step her into my pussy just like that. 00:14:32.340 --> 00:14:34.878 Yeah. I'll do all the work. Yeah. 00:16:28.790 --> 00:16:34.943 Here. I think it's your time to feel. It's nice. Come here. Yeah. Get over here. 00:17:12.125 --> 00:17:13.964 I must give in. 00:17:35.255 --> 00:17:39.023 Uh-huh. Oh, can shit. I lick your ass? Yes. Nice. 00:27:20.154 --> 00:27:21.954 Here to give it to her. 00:27:22.714 --> 00:27:30.154 Oh, I don't know what you're doing to me. Oh, oh, yes. Oh, oh, 00:27:41.130 --> 00:27:44.821 my god. It's so hot. Yeah. I don't fall from it. 00:30:18.785 --> 00:30:24.022 Oh, no. It's your turn. Oh, you guys bring me down. Let me go hop back. Yes. 00:30:24.073 --> 00:30:25.873 Oh, yes. 00:30:42.345 --> 00:30:44.144 And 00:30:46.904 --> 00:30:50.644 this is the perfect place to do it. You're seeing god's It's a holy mission. 00:30:50.694 --> 00:30:53.463 Yeah. This is the story of creation. 00:30:57.610 --> 00:31:02.970 Yeah. Take it. Yeah. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Oh my god. 00:32:36.210 --> 00:32:38.009 Oh my god. Oh, 00:32:40.849 --> 00:32:43.490 fuck. It tastes good, doesn't it? 00:32:52.474 --> 00:32:54.275 Every last drop. 00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:12.792 I need you both to promise me you're not gonna tell anyone about this. I mean, 00:33:12.843 --> 00:33:16.873 yeah, we don't have to say a thing. It's our secret. I need your silence on 00:33:16.923 --> 00:33:18.722 this. 00:33:19.755 --> 00:33:24.714 What's that? Oh, I think some justice is coming to be served. 00:33:25.595 --> 00:33:27.394 You whore. 00:33:27.750 --> 00:33:30.069 You fucking freak. I 00:33:30.950 --> 00:33:35.923 would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that jizzle bell whore. Ready 00:33:35.973 --> 00:33:38.896 for you to become a real motherfucker. 00:33:41.375 --> 00:33:43.775 Real motherfucker.