I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.
Okay. So no. That's not my boyfriend or whatever. It's actually my landlord.
His wife couldn't get pregnant. So now every month when I'm ovulating, he just
lets himself in and,
breeds me. It's a whole thing. Honestly, it'll make way more sense if I just
show you how it started. I'm sorry. I know I'm, like, three months behind. Look.
I talked to your parents. You know that. Right? And they told me that you lost
your job, and your dad's hours have been cut. I mean, I know they're not helping
you with rent or school. You don't need to worry about that, sir. I still have a
side hustle in the wilderness troop. I just need to sell more cookies.
You've been saying that for a month, but isn't there some other alternative?
Maybe take a loan or something? I I'm not trying to go into debt. It's just a
hard time right now.
Look. I know that you need a place to stay,
and I need a fertile womb to carry my kid.
I don't know, sir. I mean, I'm sorry your wife can't conceive, but
pregnancy is risky.
When's your ovulation cycle? Maybe we can talk about this further. Yeah. I'm
not discussing my period with my landlord. No offense.
you have my number if you change your mind, and if you don't, I'm not sure how
much longer I can wait. So, yeah, I was literally ovulating right then. I
actually almost texted that weird old dude like, okay. Fine. You can do it. Come
over and plant your seed in me or whatever. Three boxes sold was like nothing.
Barely gas money, let alone rent. Not a single box today.
Fuck. Why is it so hot in here?
Sir, what the fuck? How'd you get in? Well, I have my own key. Remember?
Look. I said I would come over and we could chat. And I just don't think you're
understanding the
potential of my proposition.
Sir, I can't get pregnant right now. I have school. I'm looking for a job.
Being pregnant is expensive and scary. Okay? Yeah. I'll take care of all of
that. And I'm sure your school let you take classes online. But but what about
tuition? What about after? I still need money.
Look. You're missing the big picture. This would be great. You could become a
troop leader. The local news stations will cover it. You have a baby on your
arm.
Sales will go through the roof.
That all sounds good, but I would still need prenatals, doctor appointments,
new clothes.
Look. I know. And I'll take care of all of that. All I need is your commitment
for nine months.
can see you're in the peak of your fertility.
That feels so good.
I can tell you're in your peak ovulation, period.
Fuck. That feels so good.
Fine. I'll do it.
Turn around for me here.
There you go.
Yeah. And slow like that.
I need you to make sure about this. I'm gonna be putting my seat in you every
day during your ovulation period.
Every single day. Every day?
It'll be worth it
once you see your swollen belly with my seat in it.
I'm still nervous.
What if I do something wrong?
Oh, you can't do anything wrong. You just need to lie there and take my seat.
Why don't you lie in your stomach for me?
You can play your game. Go ahead.
Fuck.
Maybe this isn't so bad.
Like I said,
you're really good in here. See your swollen belly full of my seat.
Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck.
Oh, fuck. Yeah.
Fuck.
Oh, fuck. Fuck.
Fuck.
That feels so yeah.
Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Oh,
fuck.
fuck. Fuck.
Oh, yeah. Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah. It's it's it's it's oh,
fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, Oh, fuck. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh,
fuck. Fuck. I can't believe I'm fucking my landlord right now.
Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck.
Yeah. Fuck.
Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Fuck. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
fuck. Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Yeah. Oh, fuck.
fuck. Fuck. Oh, Oh, fuck.
fuck.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. That feels so fucking good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh,
fuck. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, fuck. Oh, Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh,
fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The dick is going so deep inside me right now.
Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Yeah.
Yeah. Just like that. Just like that. Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, I can't Oh,
fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck.
fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah.
Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Right there. Right there. Right there. Oh, fuck.
Fuck. Yeah. Fuck. That feels so fucking good right there. Yeah.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck. Oh, Oh,
fuck. Fuck.
Oh, fuck. Fuck.
fuck.
I can't believe I'm gonna have your seat inside of me.
Fuck. Gosh. If we have twins, can I keep one? I don't think about
fuck.
Oh, fuck. Yeah.
fuck. Oh,
fuck. Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. That dick is going so deep. Oh, fuck. Oh,
fuck. Yeah. Yeah.
My bad clit just like that. Oh,
fuck. Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
fuck.
Fuck.
Put it in.
Fuck.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I wrote that thing on my plate just like that.
Fuck.
Fuck. Oh,
fuck. Do you still think I'll be pretty when I'm pregnant?
You absolutely will. Yeah. You'll be precious. Oh, fuck.
Fuck. That tick is going so deep.
Oh, fuck. Are you ready for it? Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Put it in me.
Fuck.
Fuck. Put that seed inside of me.
Yeah. Do you wanna see a nice big pregnancy bump? Mhmm.
Fuck. Yeah. Better shoot a nice fat load inside of me.
Fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck.
Yeah. Put a baby on me. Oh, fuck. Put a baby deep inside me. Yeah.
Yeah. Give me that seed.
Fuck.
Fuck. Oh, fuck.
Fuck. Fuck.
Just like that.
Did you get it all inside of me?
Sit here over on the edge of the bed. I wanna see it a little bit.
Fuck. That was such a good load.
I think it's definitely a pregnancy load. Oh, there it is. Fuck.
You came so much. You push it back inside?
Know what I'm saying?
Don't want any of that to go to waste.
Fuck.
That
was such a nice load.
I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.