WEBVTT 00:00:09.759 --> 00:00:12.682 I can't wait to see if I get pregnant. 00:00:16.074 --> 00:00:21.894 Okay. So no. That's not my boyfriend or whatever. It's actually my landlord. 00:00:21.945 --> 00:00:27.920 His wife couldn't get pregnant. So now every month when I'm ovulating, he just 00:00:27.970 --> 00:00:29.769 lets himself in and, 00:00:30.394 --> 00:00:35.994 breeds me. It's a whole thing. Honestly, it'll make way more sense if I just 00:00:36.045 --> 00:00:41.942 show you how it started. I'm sorry. I know I'm, like, three months behind. Look. 00:00:41.992 --> 00:00:47.740 I talked to your parents. You know that. Right? And they told me that you lost 00:00:47.791 --> 00:00:53.689 your job, and your dad's hours have been cut. I mean, I know they're not helping 00:00:53.738 --> 00:00:59.636 you with rent or school. You don't need to worry about that, sir. I still have a 00:00:59.686 --> 00:01:05.070 side hustle in the wilderness troop. I just need to sell more cookies. 00:01:06.890 --> 00:01:12.549 You've been saying that for a month, but isn't there some other alternative? 00:01:12.598 --> 00:01:18.332 Maybe take a loan or something? I I'm not trying to go into debt. It's just a 00:01:18.382 --> 00:01:20.183 hard time right now. 00:01:21.965 --> 00:01:25.965 Look. I know that you need a place to stay, 00:01:27.319 --> 00:01:30.551 and I need a fertile womb to carry my kid. 00:01:34.040 --> 00:01:39.640 I don't know, sir. I mean, I'm sorry your wife can't conceive, but 00:01:40.920 --> 00:01:42.719 pregnancy is risky. 00:01:43.545 --> 00:01:49.340 When's your ovulation cycle? Maybe we can talk about this further. Yeah. I'm 00:01:49.391 --> 00:01:53.545 not discussing my period with my landlord. No offense. 00:01:58.819 --> 00:02:04.522 you have my number if you change your mind, and if you don't, I'm not sure how 00:02:04.571 --> 00:02:09.905 much longer I can wait. So, yeah, I was literally ovulating right then. I 00:02:09.955 --> 00:02:15.805 actually almost texted that weird old dude like, okay. Fine. You can do it. Come 00:02:15.854 --> 00:02:21.556 over and plant your seed in me or whatever. Three boxes sold was like nothing. 00:02:21.606 --> 00:02:25.991 Barely gas money, let alone rent. Not a single box today. 00:02:27.810 --> 00:02:30.194 Fuck. Why is it so hot in here? 00:03:48.069 --> 00:03:53.990 Sir, what the fuck? How'd you get in? Well, I have my own key. Remember? 00:03:55.030 --> 00:04:00.575 Look. I said I would come over and we could chat. And I just don't think you're 00:04:00.625 --> 00:04:02.425 understanding the 00:04:02.814 --> 00:04:04.968 potential of my proposition. 00:04:05.294 --> 00:04:11.682 Sir, I can't get pregnant right now. I have school. I'm looking for a job. 00:04:11.732 --> 00:04:18.206 Being pregnant is expensive and scary. Okay? Yeah. I'll take care of all of 00:04:18.257 --> 00:04:24.992 that. And I'm sure your school let you take classes online. But but what about 00:04:25.043 --> 00:04:29.045 tuition? What about after? I still need money. 00:04:30.084 --> 00:04:35.567 Look. You're missing the big picture. This would be great. You could become a 00:04:35.617 --> 00:04:41.028 troop leader. The local news stations will cover it. You have a baby on your 00:04:41.077 --> 00:04:42.329 arm. 00:04:42.379 --> 00:04:44.764 Sales will go through the roof. 00:04:45.180 --> 00:04:52.245 That all sounds good, but I would still need prenatals, doctor appointments, 00:04:52.296 --> 00:04:54.096 new clothes. 00:04:54.779 --> 00:05:01.007 Look. I know. And I'll take care of all of that. All I need is your commitment 00:05:01.057 --> 00:05:02.857 for nine months. 00:05:36.750 --> 00:05:40.211 can see you're in the peak of your fertility. 00:05:50.910 --> 00:05:52.824 That feels so good. 00:06:00.584 --> 00:06:04.353 I can tell you're in your peak ovulation, period. 00:06:13.520 --> 00:06:15.519 Fuck. That feels so good. 00:06:18.879 --> 00:06:20.680 Fine. I'll do it. 00:06:27.375 --> 00:06:29.221 Turn around for me here. 00:06:59.835 --> 00:07:01.634 There you go. 00:07:28.664 --> 00:07:30.699 Yeah. And slow like that. 00:08:03.379 --> 00:08:07.586 I need you to make sure about this. I'm gonna be putting my seat in you every 00:08:07.635 --> 00:08:10.173 day during your ovulation period. 00:08:29.740 --> 00:08:33.580 Every single day. Every day? 00:09:11.715 --> 00:09:13.514 It'll be worth it 00:09:14.355 --> 00:09:18.278 once you see your swollen belly with my seat in it. 00:09:28.059 --> 00:09:29.860 I'm still nervous. 00:09:30.460 --> 00:09:32.860 What if I do something wrong? 00:09:34.220 --> 00:09:40.143 Oh, you can't do anything wrong. You just need to lie there and take my seat. 00:09:45.134 --> 00:09:48.288 Why don't you lie in your stomach for me? 00:09:58.799 --> 00:10:01.337 You can play your game. Go ahead. 00:11:04.029 --> 00:11:05.830 Fuck. 00:11:11.915 --> 00:11:13.995 Maybe this isn't so bad. 00:11:18.875 --> 00:11:20.674 Like I said, 00:11:21.279 --> 00:11:26.433 you're really good in here. See your swollen belly full of my seat. 00:13:49.995 --> 00:13:51.794 Fuck. 00:13:57.595 --> 00:13:59.394 Fuck. 00:14:01.674 --> 00:14:03.475 Fuck. 00:14:04.649 --> 00:14:06.450 Fuck. Fuck. 00:14:17.644 --> 00:14:20.205 Oh, fuck. Yeah. 00:14:24.125 --> 00:14:25.924 Fuck. 00:14:59.000 --> 00:15:00.799 Fuck. 00:15:05.559 --> 00:15:07.360 Fuck. 00:15:09.879 --> 00:15:11.679 Fuck. 00:15:14.554 --> 00:15:16.355 Fuck. 00:15:18.715 --> 00:15:20.514 Fuck. 00:15:21.274 --> 00:15:23.075 Fuck. 00:15:32.680 --> 00:15:34.480 Fuck. 00:15:53.870 --> 00:15:55.669 Oh, fuck. Fuck. 00:16:07.335 --> 00:16:09.044 Fuck. 00:16:09.095 --> 00:16:10.894 Fuck. 00:16:17.894 --> 00:16:19.695 Fuck. 00:16:28.370 --> 00:16:30.169 That feels so yeah. 00:16:32.335 --> 00:16:34.134 Fuck. 00:16:34.735 --> 00:16:36.534 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 00:16:47.090 --> 00:16:48.889 Fuck. 00:16:49.534 --> 00:16:51.335 Fuck. 00:16:54.370 --> 00:16:56.169 Fuck. 00:17:04.369 --> 00:17:06.170 Fuck. 00:17:14.545 --> 00:17:16.345 Fuck. 00:17:29.835 --> 00:17:31.755 Fuck. Oh, 00:17:33.914 --> 00:17:35.714 fuck. 00:17:45.595 --> 00:17:47.394 fuck. Fuck. 00:17:47.640 --> 00:17:51.000 Oh, yeah. Fuck. Fuck. 00:18:04.355 --> 00:18:06.154 Fuck. 00:18:12.515 --> 00:18:14.315 Fuck. 00:18:25.539 --> 00:18:34.944 Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah. It's it's it's it's oh, 00:18:36.865 --> 00:18:44.680 fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, Oh, fuck. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, 00:18:54.279 --> 00:18:59.048 fuck. Fuck. I can't believe I'm fucking my landlord right now. 00:18:59.974 --> 00:19:02.615 Fuck. Fuck. 00:19:02.934 --> 00:19:04.734 Fuck. 00:19:07.750 --> 00:19:09.460 Yeah. Fuck. 00:19:09.509 --> 00:19:15.269 Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 00:19:21.909 --> 00:19:24.134 Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. 00:19:26.855 --> 00:19:32.694 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 00:19:46.069 --> 00:19:48.230 fuck. Oh, fuck. 00:20:16.755 --> 00:20:18.555 Fuck. 00:20:19.954 --> 00:20:23.154 Yeah. Oh, fuck. 00:20:29.315 --> 00:20:31.900 fuck. Fuck. Oh, Oh, fuck. 00:20:35.740 --> 00:20:37.289 fuck. 00:20:37.339 --> 00:20:39.140 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 00:20:46.024 --> 00:20:54.247 Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. That feels so fucking good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 00:20:54.296 --> 00:20:58.589 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, 00:21:04.349 --> 00:21:06.670 fuck. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. 00:21:08.190 --> 00:21:12.244 Oh, fuck. Oh, Oh, fuck. 00:21:15.444 --> 00:21:17.244 Fuck. 00:21:17.525 --> 00:21:19.325 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 00:21:20.724 --> 00:21:22.525 Fuck. 00:21:26.869 --> 00:21:30.869 Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, 00:21:32.630 --> 00:21:40.909 fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The dick is going so deep inside me right now. 00:21:40.959 --> 00:21:42.759 Fuck. Fuck. 00:21:45.605 --> 00:21:47.404 Fuck. 00:21:49.365 --> 00:21:51.164 Fuck. Oh, fuck. 00:21:53.365 --> 00:21:55.164 Oh, fuck. Fuck. 00:22:01.299 --> 00:22:03.099 Fuck. 00:22:08.580 --> 00:22:10.380 Fuck. 00:22:14.565 --> 00:22:16.565 Fuck. Yeah. 00:22:27.279 --> 00:22:32.880 Yeah. Just like that. Just like that. Oh, fuck. 00:22:33.839 --> 00:22:37.440 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 00:22:38.559 --> 00:22:41.345 Oh, I can't Oh, 00:22:45.424 --> 00:22:47.224 fuck. 00:22:47.825 --> 00:22:49.625 Fuck. 00:22:50.384 --> 00:22:52.184 Fuck. Fuck. 00:23:08.424 --> 00:23:10.224 Fuck. 00:23:19.319 --> 00:23:22.759 fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah. 00:23:29.000 --> 00:23:32.365 Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. 00:23:33.164 --> 00:23:36.125 Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 00:23:37.644 --> 00:23:43.029 Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Right there. Right there. Right there. Oh, fuck. 00:23:44.049 --> 00:23:49.809 Fuck. Yeah. Fuck. That feels so fucking good right there. Yeah. 00:23:51.570 --> 00:23:55.329 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Oh, yeah. 00:23:56.450 --> 00:23:59.184 Oh, fuck. Oh, Oh, 00:24:02.130 --> 00:24:03.930 fuck. Fuck. 00:24:07.585 --> 00:24:09.384 Oh, fuck. Fuck. 00:24:45.529 --> 00:24:47.329 fuck. 00:24:48.650 --> 00:24:52.804 I can't believe I'm gonna have your seat inside of me. 00:24:54.704 --> 00:25:00.224 Fuck. Gosh. If we have twins, can I keep one? I don't think about 00:27:20.055 --> 00:27:21.855 fuck. 00:27:27.414 --> 00:27:30.109 Oh, fuck. Yeah. 00:27:35.630 --> 00:27:37.630 fuck. Oh, 00:27:39.230 --> 00:27:42.744 fuck. Oh, fuck. 00:27:44.825 --> 00:27:46.625 Fuck. 00:27:49.464 --> 00:27:51.255 Fuck. 00:27:51.305 --> 00:27:53.865 Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. 00:27:57.180 --> 00:28:07.334 Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. That dick is going so deep. Oh, fuck. Oh, 00:28:07.384 --> 00:28:09.579 fuck. Yeah. Yeah. 00:29:55.900 --> 00:29:58.539 My bad clit just like that. Oh, 00:30:00.859 --> 00:30:03.259 fuck. Oh, fuck. 00:30:09.100 --> 00:30:10.900 Fuck. 00:30:51.460 --> 00:30:53.259 fuck. 00:30:57.139 --> 00:30:58.940 Fuck. 00:31:00.259 --> 00:31:02.059 Fuck. 00:31:18.434 --> 00:31:20.234 Fuck. 00:31:25.930 --> 00:31:27.730 Fuck. 00:32:17.279 --> 00:32:19.079 Fuck. 00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:33.960 Put it in. 00:32:35.115 --> 00:32:36.914 Fuck. 00:32:37.035 --> 00:32:38.744 Fuck. 00:32:38.794 --> 00:32:43.755 Oh, yeah. Yeah. I wrote that thing on my plate just like that. 00:32:46.315 --> 00:32:48.019 Fuck. 00:32:48.070 --> 00:32:49.869 Fuck. 00:32:56.390 --> 00:32:58.190 Fuck. 00:33:02.950 --> 00:33:04.750 Fuck. 00:33:14.839 --> 00:33:16.920 Fuck. Oh, 00:33:18.519 --> 00:33:22.981 fuck. Do you still think I'll be pretty when I'm pregnant? 00:33:23.400 --> 00:33:27.708 You absolutely will. Yeah. You'll be precious. Oh, fuck. 00:33:57.755 --> 00:34:00.555 Fuck. That tick is going so deep. 00:34:04.154 --> 00:34:07.674 Oh, fuck. Are you ready for it? Oh, yeah. 00:34:08.474 --> 00:34:10.275 Yeah. Put it in me. 00:34:14.960 --> 00:34:16.760 Fuck. 00:34:18.160 --> 00:34:20.880 Fuck. Put that seed inside of me. 00:34:32.605 --> 00:34:37.644 Yeah. Do you wanna see a nice big pregnancy bump? Mhmm. 00:34:41.300 --> 00:34:47.780 Fuck. Yeah. Better shoot a nice fat load inside of me. 00:34:49.859 --> 00:34:54.579 Fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 00:34:55.300 --> 00:34:57.099 Fuck. 00:34:57.184 --> 00:35:05.664 Yeah. Put a baby on me. Oh, fuck. Put a baby deep inside me. Yeah. 00:35:07.425 --> 00:35:09.271 Yeah. Give me that seed. 00:35:11.190 --> 00:35:12.989 Fuck. 00:35:17.829 --> 00:35:20.230 Fuck. Oh, fuck. 00:35:28.390 --> 00:35:30.190 Fuck. Fuck. 00:35:33.775 --> 00:35:35.614 Just like that. 00:35:57.085 --> 00:35:59.644 Did you get it all inside of me? 00:36:04.764 --> 00:36:09.842 Sit here over on the edge of the bed. I wanna see it a little bit. 00:36:16.510 --> 00:36:18.972 Fuck. That was such a good load. 00:36:20.510 --> 00:36:26.664 I think it's definitely a pregnancy load. Oh, there it is. Fuck. 00:36:32.265 --> 00:36:37.079 You came so much. You push it back inside? 00:36:37.799 --> 00:36:39.599 Know what I'm saying? 00:36:41.559 --> 00:36:44.483 Don't want any of that to go to waste. 00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:48.719 Fuck. 00:36:48.954 --> 00:36:50.755 That 00:36:56.234 --> 00:36:58.034 was such a nice load. 00:37:04.563 --> 00:37:07.485 I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.