Raven Ryder. Yes. This is when geese attacks.
Foreign performer. You're
you're in a park there's a lot of geese around you. There's a lot of geese
around me. And this is your worst nightmare. This is my worst I do not like
geese. Even though you're named Raven, which is I like ravens. I don't like
geese. I don't like geese. Geese are aggressive. They're aggressive. They
haven't even come up to you. They haven't They're going to. I'm, like, convinced
one's gonna, like, eat my face or something. I love we're getting this tension
of, like, a little bit of fear Yeah. Terror that is happening right now.
Literally. Okay. How old are you? 19. What? Yeah. Actually 19. Actually 19. It's
crazy. I know. So
you started stripping, like, half a year ago? Yes. About six months ago.
Move a little bit further. There's, like, a light spot. I was like, is there a
goose? There's there's a goose coming for you. And Raven Rider, the the geese
are coming for you. They are.
They're coming for me. I'm so scared. Okay. I love you you tried out to be a
stripper as if you thought you they would say no to you. Yeah. I I did. Because
I was like, there's an audition portion, but my club didn't make me audition.
They were just like, yeah, you're hired. And I was like, oh, cool. I'm not
joking. Did you work that night? Yeah. And I was horrified. I wouldn't go on
stage and they were like, you have to go on stage. You're a stripper. And I was
like, no. I'm not going on stage. You know what's crazy is I feel like you are
actually 19, but do people think you're older? Yeah. Everyone thinks I'm like
22, 23. I'm like, damn it. But you want them to think you're older. Yeah. Just
like sneaking into bars and doing all that. Exactly. All the bad girl stuff.
Yep. Dating older guys. Dating all the older guys. Yes.
Okay. So what was the transition between dancing to shooting porn? I met my
best friend there. She was like, do you wanna come to an event and be my
assistant? I was like, yeah. Sure. Why not? And then fans were like, who are
you? What's your porn name? And I like, I don't do porn. And they were like,
you'd need to. And I was like, okay. Oh my god. The geese are getting louder.
It's because they're getting hungry. And they If they're getting hungry. You
talking. They're like, she laid out a picnic blanket. I know. She's she's got
food for us. This is your fault because she brought the picnic blanket. I just
wanted to get a little stress in here because
We like to instill fear here. Yeah. You're cute when you have a little bit of
fear going. I'm just like,
wait. Where'd that one goose go? There was one right there. Now it's not there.
No. It's not there. Yeah. It's it's like gonna come oh my god. It's gonna fly
over. It's hiding behind the the shed. I don't like that. That's horrifying.
Has anybody that you grew up with found out that you started doing porn? Yep.
Was that weird? Was it guys or girls? It was guys. I had one, like, out my
legal name on OnlyFans. And then I was like, oh, great. Great. This is this is
awesome. Thank you. Thank you for this. Okay. How big are these tits? They're
thirty four double d's. Jesus Christ. I know. They're real too. And you don't
even have to wear a bra. No. Jesus Christ. They're just kind of there. Are they
pierced? Yep.
And you had a do you have to be careful about what shirts you wear in public
because they're they're
just too No shirts fit me correctly.
I have, like, four shirts that I wear because they fit. Because they Right.
Like, if I move too much in this, it's like they're just gonna Do you usually
like to wear baggier clothes to hide? It depends. Otherwise, you get too much
attention? Yeah. Yeah. I know. For me. I know. I know. What songs do you dance
to? Oh, so I danced to classic rock or just rock. I danced to Paralyzer by
Finger Eleven, Something in Your Mouth by Nickelback,
Mississippi Queen, the Ozzy Osbourne cover because I love Ozzy Osbourne. I
danced to Paranoid.
What else do I dance to?
What else do I dance to? Those are like my main. What's your biggest
moneymaker? Like, how do you how do you get the tips? Is it flirting with them?
I'm mean to them. They love Like, when the younger guys come in, like, they're
like two like, between, like, 18 and, like, 23, I will just bully them and they
love it. They love it. Has that worked online yet? Or you just mean the guys and
it works? Or they just send you money? Kind of.
You seem so sweet when I catch you. Oh, I'm I can be really mean. Usually, I am
really mean. I'm just nice to people that, like, don't piss me off. I see. If
you piss me off, I'm really mean. Okay. So as long as I don't throw one of these
geese at you. As long as the geese as long as isn't one, like, coming at me and
you don't tell me, then we're good. I'll leave.
I'll walk all the way back home. Creeping closer to this hole. There's not.
There better not be. I was like Staying far away. I swear. If there was, I think
I'd die. Okay. Normally, with this outfit, would you be wearing underwear?
Yes. Because people like like People like me who are like creepers I know.
People like you.
Oh my god. What was that? Oh my god. They're like flying. They're circling. Oh
my god. I'm gonna die. You're crying. Yeah. You're gonna let's get you out of
here.
So you grew up around LA? Mhmm. Do you is it strange being here? Because I feel
like you're doing, like, your porn job and then you just run into somebody that
you know from regular life. Yeah. It happens sometimes. Then I'm just like, oh,
I do. I'm like acting now. Uh-huh. But you were also, growing up, very smart.
You were, like, president or vice president of everything? Yeah. I was. You were
a future farmer of America? I was FFA chapter president. Yeah. We're we're
really glad you didn't become a farmer because I feel like it would've been
wasted. I'm really good at it though. Yeah. I believe, yeah, you make things
grow. I can castrate goat. You can castrate? Yeah. I can. Actually, I know how
to. Do you ever use that at the strip club where you're like I've used one time.
This guy was like being a real asshole and I was like, I know how to castrate.
Wanna see the video? You have videos of this? I have a video of me doing it and
he was like, oh, you didn't actually do that. I was like, well, here you go. And
he was like, oh. And I was like, yeah. So I actually know how castrate, like, if
you wanna keep acting like this. Okay. I don't wanna freak you out, but there's
two geese. They're they're very far Oh my god.
Oh my god. They're strolling by. No. They're trying to kill me. They're trying
to kill me. What do you think they're gonna do? They'll just peck at you. I
don't like that, though. I don't like things pecking at me. What else scares
you? At least not animals. I see. What else scares you? Or I guess there's a
difference because I feel like this is, like, an annoyance here. I don't think
you're actually scared of the kids. I do not like if they got any closer than
that, I would be, like, running over there. I don't like them. What else am I
scared of?
I don't know. What am I really I'm scared of cheese.
I explain.
So my mom used to pack my lunches when I was a kid and it's really hot in LA.
So she'd put, like, cheese in my lunch and it would get when cheese gets, like,
warm because it's been sitting outside, it gets, like, this filmy texture. So
now I refuse to eat cheese. I don't like it. I don't want it anywhere near my
food. If even they had, like, cheese on my food and they took it off, I can
tell. Interesting. I don't like I just I about milk or any sort of dairy
products? Ice cream and sour cream were fine.
Anything else, absolutely not. So an ice cream sandwich is fine. That's fine.
And, like, I feel like there's a goose getting closer to me because you're
looking around. There's not a goose. There's just a pedestrian walking in the
background that I'm Do you want me to move? But they're very far away. You want
me to move? No. No. You're fine. I was like, you said a ghost. There's no she's
kidding. I swear. I'm not gonna jump scare you. I'll be like, oh my god. There's
a person, like, dressed as a as a goose. As a goose? There's another one of my
fears, mascots. I don't like mascots. When did that start? When I was little.
Chuck E. Cheese traumatized me.
It did. So what it like, to Disneyland and things like that is horrifying for
you?
I don't like it. I just if they're around, it's fine. I don't want them near me
or, like, talking to me. I don't like that. What what do you think that's
related to? It was just Chuck E. Cheese? It was literally Chuck E. Cheese and it
just carried on for like the rest of my life. Okay. So we are wearing underwear.
What's going on here? Yeah. We are.
Soon we will not. Soon we will not. But right now we are. Oh, you can see. Are
both of your nipples pierced? Yeah. I almost just got one, but then I was like,
I feel like that kinda looks like I had, like, thought the pain was too much. So
I was like, gotta do both. And you gave up? I was like, I just gotta do both to
make it look like I'm not a total wimp.
I feel like there are a lot of people who only have one, though. Because
they're wimps and they only get one. Is that what it is? Yeah. Because it's very
painful. You're tough. You like the pain. I do. Just not the pain from geese.
Not the pain from geese, but I do like pain. Nice. Alright. Well,
you know, before these geese attack Oh my god. Would you wanna come to the
safety of my house? Yes. I wanna get away from the geese. Yeah. Let's go get
away from the geese.
I can't.
Come on. What are you doing?
Don't you wanna come in here?
K. Well, what about now?
So you couldn't wait either.
I love when you fuck me like that.
I'm gonna go home and start to fuck you in the bed. Yeah. I know.
I just wanna watch you for a little bit. It's so fucking hot. Would you wanna
take those clothes off? Yeah.
You're so fucking hot.
Gonna lean back and slip in.
Oh my slide it. Where?
Fuck.
Oh, fuck. Oh,
fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh, Oh, you fuck. Like that tight pussy? I like that tight pussy pussy.
fuck.
Oh my god. Oh,
fuck. Oh, yes. Yeah.
Fuck.
Oh, fuck. Yes.
Goddamn. Oh, fuck.
fuck.
Fuck.
Oh, yeah. Let me see.
I love your little mischievous smile.
You ready for it to go back in your tight routine pussy? Yeah.
Fuck. Oh, fuck.
Oh. Oh. God. So fucking take your scripts, my god.
Oh, fuck it.
Fuck. Yes. Oh, yeah.
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Yes. Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
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Oh, fuck it.
Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh
Oh, yes. Feels good.
Oh, fuck. Oh my god. Yes.
Fuck.
fuck.
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fuck.
Like, am I crushing you? No. I'm not. Okay. You're No. Oh, fuck. Oh my god.
Yeah.
fuck. Yes. Oh, fuck.
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fuck. Yes.
Fuck.
Who doesn't love a tight pussy?
Fuck. Yeah.
Oh, fuck. Yes.
Oh, lovely. Fuck me.
Oh, fuck. Yes. Oh, oh,
fuck.
Yeah. Where do you want me to come? I want you to come all over my face. Yeah.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh,
Yeah. You're ready for that. Oh, I want it all over my face. Yes, please.