Try to throw something.
Hello? Hi, babe. Yes. Everything's good. Everything's good. Okay. Except for,
like, one thing. You already know what I'm gonna say. Yep. It's about Kyle.
I no. I I understand he's like your buddy from college. I really do. And that
was forever ago, you know, bromance, blah blah blah blah. But I I can't do this.
He's been here for two months. He was was supposed to be here for two days.
And he says, oh, I'm gonna leave soon. But what is Kyle's definition of soon?
Soon could mean two years.
And you don't have to deal with him all the time because you're at work all
day. I do. Like, I don't mind seeing Kyle, like, here and there, but I just
having him at the house for this long, especially when neither of us were
planning on it, is just getting to be an inconvenience.
I know. I know you don't hurt his feelings because, like No. No. No. Listen. I
just don't know him that well. I just met him when he came to visit and hasn't
left. So I don't wanna look like the bitchy wife who's wanting him to go. Like,
he's your friend. You need to talk to him.
Does that make sense? Okay.
Okay. Alright. I'm glad we're on the same page, baby. Not trying to give you a
hard time or maybe a little later.
Alright. Love you. Bye.
He's not gonna do anything. He's just not. I gotta do this myself.
Kyle. Oh my god. Kyle, it is a mess in here. Jesus. Just just kick the clothes
into a pile. I'll get them. No. How about sorry. Give me that. Hold on. The
game's on. Can't this wait? No. Actually, I can't. I need to talk to you right
now.
Oh my god. This place is a pig style pile. You know, we like to keep a really
clean house. You've seen the rest of it. Shit. You've been here for, like, two
months. Relax. It's fine. No. I know I know Marcus thinks it's fine, but,
clearly, I don't, and you seem to not care. What's the big idea out here? What's
your problem? The big idea is you were supposed to be here for two days, then it
turned into two weeks, and now it's two months. No. No. No. I talked to Marcus.
It's cool. Of course, Marcus doesn't care that you're here. You're like his
buddy from college, and he's at work all day, and you guys just have beers
whenever he gets home. Like, here's a little hangout buddy at the end of the
day. Like, he and I don't even spend time together anymore. No. No. That's okay.
He told me. It's it's Told you. Likes having me here. It's fine. He he invited
me to stay. It's cool. Not for this long. And in case you haven't noticed, it's
Marcus' and I's house anymore, not just his place. It's not like when back in
the day when you used to come in between, like, all of your jobs and hang out
with him for months on end. Those days are over. He's married now. Look. Look.
Get used to it. Alright. Honey, I get it. You're grouchy. You deal with, like,
I'm not grouchy. I'm seriously they can go I am not grouchy. I'm frustrated.
There's a difference. Yes. I'm sure I'm sure being married to him would leave
you very frustrated and unsatisfied. I I don't know. That is not But No. That is
not what that is. That is not what that is. We go way back. No. We are doing
great. I'm doing great in my marriage. Thank you very much. I'm sure. I mean, I
know Marcus. Don't you don't have to lie to me. Why not lie lie about what? I
mean, come on. We both know him. He's kinda He no. He does
I can't believe we're having this conversation with you, but Marcus does well.
He does he does fine. Okay? Okay. Okay. He does fine. I don't I admit it. He he
does okay. I say the word fine. That's I don't know. I know him pretty well. I
have no idea how he landed a woman like you, but
As rude as that is to him, I'm guessing.
Look. This is our this is mine and his thing. This is what we've always done.
You know? We just chill. We watch the game. There's still the tournament's still
on. I don't really give a fuck. Honestly, you need to us not to watch TV
tournament? I wanna use my own TV. I don't want you to keep using my TV and
laying out in my living room.
You just you don't get it. This is our thing. Like, we've been doing this for
years. Like I am aware. And that and that's gotta end now. The market isn't
single anymore.
Someone else lives here too.
This isn't your guy's little buddy bachelor pad anymore. I mean, kind of. I
mean Ow. Think he's with someone. He's not a bachelor anymore. You are, but he's
not. Come on. I mean,
he I think he likes having me here.
But I don't.
What is it what is it gonna take to get you out of here? Also, too, I would
just like to point out it is wildly inappropriate that you are constantly
walking out of the shower either you walk out naked like, straight up naked
before. And maybe that was fine when you guys were just hanging out, crashing
together, but it's not appropriate for you to be naked in front of me. Even if
it's not on purpose, it's still just it's it's not real problem. Funny coming
from you. I saw your that mean? Linger. What does that mean? I saw your look
linger. Mhmm. No. Didn't.
You No. Didn't. You certainly did not seem offended at how inappropriate it was
at the time. You actually seemed very interested. I was not
I was just caught off guard. Yeah. I was not interested. I know you're not used
to seeing that kind of size. We're not here to talk about my and we're not here
to talk about my husband's penis size. However,
average it may be,
which is generous. You've seen it. I'm not putting them out there. We we were
in a frat together. I know. Yeah.
I love him. I really love him. Great guy.
We both know. Yeah. Yeah. We know.
Can I just get back to the game here? No. Actually,
what is it gonna take for you to leave? I I clearly, he's never gonna ask you
to leave. I've asked you. I've dropped a million hints. We've had this
conversation before. This is I I listen. I need you out.
You don't care that I want you out. Okay. Do I have to straight up bribe you? I
have money. Mark's like, make plenty of money. I can pay you. I'll pay you to
get out. I'm good on that. I'm here to check out houses anyway. I still haven't
even found the house I wanna buy. So you don't need money. That's not
I thought you were lying maybe. But mean,
it's not like you don't have anything to offer.
Alright.
I feel like You Marcus tagged sorry. Cut you off. You Marcus tagged team girls
together before in college. Right?
Yeah. And the yeah. As a frat, of course. And he's like, you tag teamed, like,
one of his girlfriends together, and he never minded
what having Well having you fuck his will. Know if he minded, but she was happy
about it. So
I hate I hate that I believe you. I hate that I believe you. Oh. Yeah. You
believe me.
You wouldn't have to know.
Right? Yeah. No. No. And I I would totally leave your space and get get out of
here and get my own hotel room.
I mean I mean, honestly, I think you need it as much as I want it.
You're not oh, I hate that you're not wrong.
Does that make you a little curious?
I fucking hate you. It does.
Alright. So if we do this,
you're you're gonna fucking leave. I'll leave right after. Right. Like, you
will go get your bags. Yep. Get out. I'll leave right after. And you're not
gonna say a word No. No. Ever. Of course not. I don't need to hear him whining
about it. Of course not. And I don't need to get divorced. So Mhmm. Just one
more thing. Okay. It has to be in your guys' bed. Oh.
You know what? I caught him watching some weird shit on our bed before. Fuck
him. Yeah. Let's do it. Alright. Give me five minutes.
Come on in here. Don't get shy on me now.
Come here.
Don't worry. This is just what you need.
I don't know about that. Why don't you do a nice striptease for me? You've got
a big cock to get hard.
I'm already regretting this, but this far already, Greg would kill me. May as
well just get this over with and get you out of my house.
Turn around. Come on. You know how to do this. You know how to get a big cock
hard, don't you? I mean, yeah.
It's been a while, but yeah.
You sure this isn't like we we can be done now. This nope.
This body deserves treatment from a real man.
Deserves treatment from
well, why don't you take a look?
no wonder you're such an asshole.
It's even bigger close-up, doesn't it?
Yeah. It does. I mean, I'll give you that much. Didn't quite grasp the size.
Just getting a peek from down the hall when I was coming out of the peaking. But
fine. Fine. I okay. Fine. I looked. I looked. Are you fucking happy? Yeah. Well,
you could do more than look now. Have your fun with it. Now's your chance to
enjoy a nice big cock. I don't even know how gonna, like, fit my mouth over it.
It's huge. Jesus.
It's like I mean, you see Marcus. You see I don't know if you remember
specifics, but it's like two of his. I get the idea. And it's super thick. Come
on. Don't be shy now. Touch it.
It feels huge, man.
Let's try
no. No. I'm not not gonna enjoy this. I'm just doing this to get you out of
here. Of course. Of course. No one said I don't like anything.
Wow. This really explains your whole fucking personality. No wonder if girls
put up with you. Mhmm.
Yes. A lot of us do a lot for a big dick. Mhmm. And I guess Your ears is huge.
That's that's the word I would use.
That's right. Get it going.
A little more of a mouthful than you're used to? Mhmm. Mhmm. No.
No. I'm not here to have any fun. You're gonna have lots of fun, but I'm I'm
just here to get you fucking away. Of course. It's the only thing you want right
now. I'm not gonna give you the just for my own pride alone, I'm not gonna give
you a bad blow job. So I'm not enjoying this, but I'm not gonna do a bad job. Of
course. Very fucking clear.
Yeah. You're sure not, are you?
Hold my fucking hair. Being a gentleman for once in your fucking life. God.
Oh, you know just what to do with that once you get a big cock like this.
Just just just for my own pride. Of course. Yes.
So it's nothing to do with you.
Yeah. Just like that. Oh, fuck it.
Two.
Let
me help you. Let's help you get a little bit.
The kids' little smile there. You couldn't be smiling about this, did you mean?
No. You didn't.
Just the look of extreme annoyance. Of course. Of course.
Right. I gave you a head. Are you good?
I don't know. Do you feel satisfied? Do you feel satisfied yet? I mean, no. But
Mhmm. It's a pleasure of. But We better make sure you're satisfied then for
once. Okay. We already went this far. May as well. You're not ugly. Oh, yeah. I
know this pussy. This pussy has been deprived.
Oh, pussy like this having to put up with just tiny little cocks. It's the
biggest. That's a travesty
with a perfect little pussy like this.
Might have to get it really wet and warmed up for this thing to fit.
This is what you do with all those girls you fight over all the time. I
don't know.
You can do too.
Definitely do too.
It's okay. No. No. You can moan. No. You can moan with pool letters or.
No. I'm not gonna stop.
Won't tell him. I won't tell him how. Better fucking not. Happy you look. I'll
be moving out, not you.
And while you're here, I guess you should just suck on it. That's why. I guess
you can suck my clip hard.
Might not fit if I don't get you nice and ready, though.
Hello?
The fact that it's getting super wet couldn't possibly be a sign that Oh my
god. Whatever. I mean,
if if somebody eating me out, of course, I'm gonna get wet. Like, it doesn't
even matter who.
Anybody could do this. Would be wet.
Do two. Do two. Do two.
Are you sure the thought of getting spread open by a giant cock isn't what's
helping make you wet?
Why don't we see how that does, though?
I guess it could could be anyone doing this. Oh my god.
Oh, I haven't stretched for, like, that in so long. That's right.
You see, I mean, not used to it anymore.
This pussy's overdue for some reason. Fuck.
Me fucking shrink back up.
Stretch me out. Just do it. Just do it. Just do it. Oh
my god. It's been so fucking long.
Shit.
Fuck. Fuck.
I'm gonna tell him that I love it. Right? No? No? That'll be our little secret.
I knew you'd come around.
It hurts, but I like it. It hurts, I fucking like it. Yes. Shit. Like, like,
like, like, you can press down on me. Press down. Oh, you're fucking you can
handle it. Can handle it. Shit. Yes.
Yeah. What was it that made you cum so hard? Mine's a big fucking second week.
About time there is. Yeah.
You know what? I think you're off the hook. Maybe I should just leave right
now. That's what you want. Right? No. No. No. I What? No. Listen. Don't you
don't have to leave. You don't have to leave. No?
Well, why don't you tell me? What is it that you want now?
Swine. You're gonna make me say it, aren't you? Mhmm.
Fine. I love the fucking big dick. That's what you do. Alright. Why don't you
sit on it there?
Come here. Get it nice and wet first. Yeah. Yes.
Yeah. This is your chance to get a nice big cock. You used your opportunity.
Yeah. So you take advantage of having this big cock at your disposal?
There you go. Forever.
Yeah. Look at your pussy trying to take that whole thing. Yeah.
Like that pussy, don't you?
Yeah. You fucking shut me up too, fucking slut. Mhmm.
Yeah. You think I stay around this house this long just for beer time with my
bro?
I mean, you know him. He's not that much fun. Oh my god. I'm gonna insult him
through dick and say me.
Oh my god. Fuck.
Shit. Like, belly, belly, belly. Yes. Yes.
Fuck. Yes. Yes. Yes.
I guess. Stroke it with my pussy. Yes. Yeah. And for the rest of it, my pussy.
Yep. Big enough to fill a pussy and a hand at the same time.
my. Can you play that to you like that? Fuck me like that. Leave me like that
cold one. Oh, yeah.
Like this. Yes.
Get your hip get your fucking head off my pillow. My god. What is Get on my
bed. That's good enough. You done riding it? No. Oh, okay. No. I just said get
your head off my pillow. Stop.
I'm gonna wash the sheets, and you can't have it Mhmm. The bed smelling like
you when he gets home. I suppose not.
Here's something.
You are something.
Yes. Oh, yeah. You are not done riding it, are you? Yeah.
You like that big ass that, you know, down your that doesn't ass that deserves
a huge cock.
wait a bit. Yes.
Bums are pussy. That's right. Oh, yeah. Alright.
My god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Fuck. Too wet. Too wet. Make this fucking worth it. Okay?
Yeah. You can remember the feeling of this giant cock inside you, so you have
something to think of so you can cum on that little cock.
Say that again. See that again. Smaller than that little fucking cock. Remember
that feeling of this cock spreading you. You have something to come to you when
you're having to settle for little cock. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's a dirty
little wife.
Cheating pussy? Mhmm. Like that she say it. Yeah. I like that cheating fucking
pussy. Love this cheating fucking pussy. Thank you. This cheating fucking pussy
is not a pussy.
What
was it you needed? I want that cock. I want that fucking cock. I want that
fucking You deserve it. You fucking deserve Yeah. You do.
Where do you want to love her? I love her. You don't want her face. Yeah. I
don't want fucking face. Oh, that's a dirty girl. Come and get it.
Alright. You can come back over sometimes one hour maximum, maybe two, but only
when he's not here. Okay? Now that's a deal. Alright. Plent that'll be plenty of
time. I like it. Now get the fuck out. Don't come back for a while.