Hi. How are you? Nice to meet you. I'm Lulu. Nice to meet you. We talked about
me coming to see the place. Yeah. Come on in. Let's check it out. Thank you. Oh,
wow.
Here we've got a beautiful gourmet kitchen. Wow. You've got faux marble on all
the countertops, a lovely waterfall island with a built in induction stove. It's
even got a drink fridge for wine or Really? Where's that? Forever. Oh, right
there. Fall down here. Okay. Honestly, everything in this place is pretty
freshly remodeled Okay. Except for that dishwasher that will be getting replaced
soon, so don't worry about it. You hate the dishwasher, don't you? I like new
appliances. Yeah. It's a very nice place to have, like, an old dishwasher. It's
kinda weird. To them. The fridge, the double oven over there, that's all new.
Okay. Yeah. You've got a formal dining area off this way. Okay. Easily sits,
like, eight to 10 people. Wow. And then two doors out to your beautiful
backyard, which includes a pool and a hot tub as well. Yes. Alright. I mean, I
did see the pictures. I didn't see the hot tub. I saw the pool, but I didn't see
the hot tub. But, yeah, I can see that you got got it right back there.
Beautiful. Alright. Yeah. Let me ask you. Is this
there's no HOA here. Right? No HOA, which is a plus for most people. Right. So
I'm thinking about basically buying this and then renting it out, short term
rental, DMV type thing. Perfect. That's actually the current arrangement. Oh,
really? Yeah. Yeah. The current owner does not live here. He only rents it out
short term. He's just moving states, and that's why he's selling. Is it usually
booked up? Do you know? Or Oh, yes. Very, very busy. In fact, we were lucky to
get a showing today. Okay. It's usually booked up. And you said he's moving.
That's why he wants to sell? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Nothing wrong with the place.
Wonderful place. Do you know how long he's owned it? I think it's been a few
years now. Only three years. Probably probably at least five. Oh, okay. So well,
he's gonna he's gonna do pretty good selling this place. Mhmm. Alright. Yeah.
The kitchen looks amazing. Yeah. You've got a great deep sink there. Yeah.
Wonderful for prep and cooking and cleaning. Yeah. I I definitely like what I
see so far. Yeah. It's four bed, three bathrooms. We've got a bed and bath right
off over here. Please don't mind the towels in the bath. Oh, is there towels?
Oh. So
the maids haven't come yet today. Oh. There's a slight mess in the bathroom
here,
but you've got a new glass door shower and a double sink, which is great. Okay.
And then in here, got our first bedroom. Very spacious. It can fit two queen
beds, but, of course, you know, if you want more space, you can only do one. And
you said this how many bedrooms are here? Four bedrooms. Oh. Yes. Three full
bath. That's beautiful. That is beautiful. So all the rooms are quite spacious.
Beautiful. Alright. So and so there's a dining room, and this would be the
living room? Yes. This here is the only living area, I believe. But it is quite
large as you can see. One, two, three, four couches.
Wow. Yeah. It's really good. Yeah. You can actually buy this place furnished,
Or if you don't like it, we'll clear it all out for you. Yeah. I'm not a big fan
of some of this furniture, but It's not my favorite. Everything else looks
really nice so far. I'm, like, really pleased. And, you know Good. This is, a
very big property too. Yes. Huge. It's a corner it's a corner lot. Right? Mhmm.
We've got the rest of the bedrooms.
Bedroom number one, very spacious, not a full walk in closet, but plenty of
storage space. Okay. Bedroom number two over here.
Even bigger, not as much closet, but so much space. You know, I'm sorry to cut
you off. I really, like I'm into this house a lot, but I'm, like, really into
you.
well, that's that's very sweet of you. Right. You know what? You're sexy. You
have a great smile. You're a businesswoman. You got your stuff together.
You know? It's like, you're you're a rare you're a rare find. You know? That's
very kind, but I am showing the house, not myself. Well, what would it take to
get you to cancel do you have any more showings today? Yes. I have another one
in just a few hours, actually. Okay. Well, what would it take to, like, get you
to cancel that and hang out with me for the rest of the day?
guess if you put in a serious offer, I'd be able to cancel that other showing.
And
it would be cool if, like,
we got to know each other a little bit. I mean,
yeah, I guess if you put in an offer, I canceled the other one. I'd have some
free time to
relax. I I I gotta be honest. It's been a it's been a little while for me. I
got out of relationship, like, six six months ago, and you just really turned me
on. I'm being a little forward. But so funny. That's cute. Are you serious? I'm
totally serious. So very serious. I'm serious about you, and I'm serious about
this house. You put in an offer? It's going for a million right now. A million?
A million. Yeah. A million flat? Technically, $9.90.
You're trying to get that extra commission. How about this? So asking is nine
point so I'll I'll put in an offer for the full asking price.
Alrighty.
100% serious? 100 serious. Alright. Let me text that other It'll be horrible to
start a thing between us.
A thing? Yeah. I mean, I I'm, you know, I'm trying to I'm trying to wipe you
up. Oh.
Maybe take me to the beach first, and then we'll talk about that. Alright.
Alright.
I have
canceled that. Did you cancel that? Yeah. I canceled that. I got some free time
now. What were you thinking? I'd love to see you unbutton that shirt a little
bit more. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
You know, I never do this for the record.
God. You're fucking beautiful.
You barely even see anything yet. Oh my my gosh.
My gosh. Is it cool if I get a little touch? Well, I sure hope so. It's kinda
what you were promising, though.
Damn. You're fucking sexy.
You wanna take that in the room?
Yeah. Come on.
Fuck. Yeah.
Damn. It's fucking sick. Yeah. You think so?
Look at that.
Like what you see? I love what I see.
You like the way I touch my selfie? Fuck.
Thank
you.
Oh, sick.
Oh my oh my god. Yes.
Fuck.
Fuck. Yes. Yes. You're so fucking good. You do too.
Fuck. Yes.
Yeah. Like that. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah.
Yes. Oh my god. You feel so
I love oh, you thrust into me.
Sick.
Oh, yes. Oh my god. Rocky, baby. Yeah? Yeah. Alright, Jill.
Fuck.
Shit.
Can feel it. I can
fucking feel you throbbing in me.
Fuck. Damn. Last time my dick's been this fucking hard. God. This piss is
fucking good.
Oh my gosh. It's fucking good. I'm so glad you like it.
Shit.
Heck.
Oh my god. God.
Fucking paint me. Oh my god.
Give me all that gum.
Good job, baby. That was fun. That was fucking awesome.
I guess we'll be doing this more, With your neighbors. Yeah. And
after we do the closing Yeah. She did it again. Right? Yeah. Congratulations.
Like, have, like, a celebratory fox.
I'd love to. Mhmm.