I swear I didn't. Yeah. Yeah. They they all say that. That's what we all hear.
Alright. We don't have to go over too much with this. I'm sure you know why we
brought you in here. No. No? No, you don't. Why does everybody say no? But so my
guys are radioing me and they're telling me that you have things in your picnic
basket that you have not paid for yet. I would never steal. And you were on your
way out the store where they stopped you. There's nothing in here. So then you
wouldn't have any issues or problems with me going through and looking at it,
now would you? You don't need to search my bag. If there's nothing in it, then
why not? No. Look, we have a couple different options here. You can let me
search the bag. We can clear all this up. Everything will be fine. Or I could
just call the police over here and have them do it. Oh, please don't. Please
don't. I can't get in trouble. Well, so you don't wanna get in trouble with you?
No. Please don't. Okay. So then you're not gonna have any issues with me looking
to it. Listen. Listen. Listen. Promise you. If there's something in there, it's
not that big of a deal. I'm sure we'll be able to work something out and, you
know, just kinda get you on your way. So if you cooperate with me, then things
will go so much easier.
So, you know, it's just we're just gonna just very we're just gonna take a look
at it. It's okay. It's alright. It'll be fine.
never steal.
I don't suppose if I search anymore that I'm gonna find a receipt for this
stuff.
Okay. Because you have a pretty
substantial haul here.
Alright.
I never do this. I never steal. I don't know what came over me. Please, I can't
get in trouble. I I understand. And look, we're gonna do our best to try to help
you not get in any sort of issues or trouble with your job, with your family, or
anything else like that. But, man, you you you have a substantial amount here.
So I can't just
open up the door and let you go with a little slap on the door. So and and and
I'm not real convinced that you don't have more of our merchandise. I don't. I
don't have anything else on me. Okay. Well, you told me you didn't have anything
in the basket too. So. Yeah. But I don't. I don't have anything on me. It was
only in the basket and I never do that. Please, please don't call I'm hearing a
lot of I don't do that. And I'm seeing a lot of I did that. So, look, if you're
gonna just quell my curiosity a little bit, if I can just do a little pat down
on you and just to make sure you don't have anything else. It's, you know, it's
just standard procedure, you know. I mean, unfortunately,
the female we have here is not working today, so, you know, it's gonna have to
be me. But don't worry. It'll, you know, it'll be okay. There's no female
officer? Unfortunately not. So, I mean, I can call the police and then No. No.
Please don't call them. Please don't. Okay. Alright. So if you go ahead and
stand up for me. Alright.
Put your arms up to the side. I'm just gonna pat you down here.
Are you sure this is the only way? This is it.
Alright. Well,
I told you I don't have anything on me. Hold on. Let me make a let me find out.
I really can't get in trouble.
Well, you should've thought about that free start shop if you know my store.
Are
we done? No. No. We're not. Because, obviously, as you hear, I'm picking up
something. I don't know what. I'm picking up something. I swear there's nothing.
So, yeah. I don't know that for sure. So I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to do
a cavity search on Yeah. That's so invasive. No. Yep. Either I do it or a female
police officer is gonna do No. The police can't be called. Then
you gotta is it is it okay if I search a little more thoroughly? Please don't
call the police. If I let you search, won't call the police? Yeah. Yeah. If, I
mean, if you satisfy my curiosity, then I don't need to call the police.
So, okay? Okay. If it's quick, if it's quick. Alright.
It has to come off. That's the only way I'm gonna be able to search you,
sweetheart.
Let me step out of those.
Are you sure this is the only way? This is the only way.
Okay. Yeah. We're gonna need to take this off too. What?
The top two?
Well, any place that you could hide something in is gonna be a place where I'm
gonna wanna search. Oh my gosh. So
I swear you don't have anything on me. Well, I guess what you said about the
picnic basket too and what happens. I found something in the picnic basket. So
I'm not too sure that you don't have There's nothing. I've been told that
before. Really it's really tight, but you know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and
take this off. Oh my gosh. Well
There's nothing in there.
There's nothing.
Look. There's nothing. I told you. I wouldn't say that. Yeah. Hands out to your
side, please.
Oh my gosh. Okay.
Hey.
There's only there's
only one more place you could be hiding anything. I'm not hiding anything
there. So we're just gonna have to find out for sure. So don't you go ahead and
bend over for me?
I told you there's nothing. Can I go home now? Soon enough.
Put your leg up on the tip for me. What? Yeah. That's the only way we'd be able
to see. The only way?
This
is so much. Can't I just go? You have the stuff. Well, yeah. But I don't know
that, you know, you're not hiding something. I'm not. There's nothing. You know
how many times I've heard that? You know how many times I've found things? I'm
like, there's nothing on on the outside here, but I'm almost on the bed if I
just reach back up here just a little bit.
Yeah. Oh my gosh. Wow. There's nothing. Oh, I wouldn't say nothing.
Oh my goodness.
Can I go? Can I go now? A whole lot going on in here. I
didn't I didn't take anything else.
Almost done there.
There's nothing in there.
Well, almost finished up here.
I swear.
I didn't take anything else.
alright.
Are you done? That that that's possible. Well, we're done with that part.
Won't you go
ahead and have a seat for me here. Can
I get my clothes back? Well, there's still the issue of all of that. But you
have it. You have it back. I could just go now. I I didn't walk out the store
with it. No. The problem is is that you tried to and that you had every
intention of doing that. So,
I'm supposed to call the police here. But I'll never do it again. I'll never
ever steal again. I mean, it is it, you know, you you you promise them. Is it
really something that, you know, you really cannot have happen? I promise. Yes.
It can't happen. I can't get in trouble. Alright. Well, let me ask you this.
What's it worth to you to keep the cops away,
not have a record?
Mean, is it something that you think that maybe we could, you know, work
something out here?
I can't get in trouble. Okay. Well, listen. How about if I guarantee you that I
won't call the police and you'll just be able to walk away scot free? But
Really? Oh, yeah. But you have to maybe do a little something for me because
this is a huge favor I'm doing for you. I mean, I I could be risking my job
here. Like
what? Well, I'm just thinking more along the lines of, if you take care of me,
I'll take care of you. What do you mean? You know? I mean, listen.
I think
you know what I mean. Oh my gosh.
Yeah. I mean, that seems like a fair trade to me, don't you think?
I mean, I I thought I could just call the police. Is that the only way? Yeah.
Yeah. That's the only I mean, I could always just call the police. No. Please
don't. Please don't call. Yeah. Please don't call. Okay. We can work something
out. So we have an agreement.
Yeah. Alright.
Stand up here.
Go down. There you go. What do mean go down? There you go. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh my god.
Yeah. Are you sure it's the only way? Well, I could call the police if you Oh,
okay. Yeah. Then be be quiet. Put my cock in your mouth. Oh,
yeah. That's it.
Oh, yeah. That's right.
Yeah. That's it.
That's right.
That's it. Work that for your freedom, baby. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. That's right.
I wanna see if don't you quit. Yeah.
Fuck. Yes.
Slowly down your throat. That's right.
Oh, yeah. Just
Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. That's it.
Oh, let's see. Oh,
day. Yeah.
I'll tell you what. Cutie boo here. We're gonna do a little deeper cavity
search on you.
Yeah. That's it.
It's big. Yeah. Yeah.
My god. Fuck. It's big.
It's big.
My Oh, yeah. That's right.
Oh, you can never tell. Oh,
no. Don't worry. I promise you. Nobody will ever know but us.
This is gonna rub my cock a little bit. Yeah. It's time for me to take a break.
You put in some work. Oh my god.
that's the deal. I come and you go. No one get in trouble? Nope. Nope. This
stays just between me and you. Okay? Alright.
Hey. If you wanna take that picnic basket with you. Really? Yeah. Go right
ahead. You earned it. Thanks.