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This place is so pretty. Yeah. It's nice.

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We haven't been on a vacation in a really long time.

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Yeah. That's it has been a while. I was I've kinda been a bad stepdad, you

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know, for a while. Oh, not at all. Never. Makeup. You know? I wanted to make it

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up to you. Oh, thanks. You know, take a few days and have some fun. You deserve

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a vacation. You know? I deserve a vacation? Yeah. You've been doing so good at

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school. And Yeah. I

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just you know, you're the I don't know. You're the anybody could ask for. Oh,

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thank you.

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Can I can I ask you a question? Yeah. There you go. What's up? Why isn't it mom

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mom here? Here?

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No. I just I mean, it's just, you

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know, that that deal she's working on. She she's gonna she's probably gonna

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meet us tomorrow. She's gonna probably gonna come out. She just had to she had

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to finish it up, some stuff with that.

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Then, I mean, we're here for, you know, like, four days, so it's

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you know, it kinda sucks, but, you know, her job's

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very important. You know? I feel like she works all the time. Yeah. She does.

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That

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sucks. I feel like we're never altogether.

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you know, sometimes

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sometimes it's tough. You know? But, you know, it's

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I think it'll I think it'll get better Okay. Pretty soon. Thanks, dad. And she

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should have more time. Once once all these projects kinda finish up, she should

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be home more. Mhmm. Well, you and I can still have fun. Right? Yeah.

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We always have fun. Yeah. Like, watch a movie or whatever. Yeah.

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Probably.

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Do mean probably? I'm probably all fun down for tonight, though. I'm so beat

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from the drive. You know? Really? Why? Come on. Hang out with me? I no. We can

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hang out for a little bit. I just I feel like I'm gonna I probably need to pass

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out soon. I was really looking forward to hanging out. We haven't had a movie

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night in so long. It's always so funny.

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I mean, maybe we could we could do that. K.

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That'd be nice.

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I don't know. You, like, talk, stay up late.

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I don't know if I'm gonna be able to stay up late. Okay. You got a lot more

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energy than me. Oh, yeah.

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You're old guy.

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mean,

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what are you wanting to do tonight?

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Probably

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drink a Diet Coke and

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pass up on the couch bed thing. On the couch bed? Yeah. Well, I didn't I

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should've got a a bigger Airbnb, I guess. No. I'll sleep out there. You don't

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have to sleep out there. No. This is you could stay in here, sweetie. That's No.

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This is like the big bed. This is a comfy one.

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You could sleep in here. You seem, like, kind of stressed.

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I don't want you to sleep on that that thing. I'll I'll just do it. It doesn't

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matter. No. I don't mind. I don't mind. I don't mind. Aren't you, like, I don't

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know, like, tired from work and stuff? You seem like something's wrong.

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Oh, okay. No. All vacation it's good. It's everything's good. I think you need

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to relax. Yeah. Let's And hang out with me and have fun with me. Yeah.

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Some of your favorite.

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You can relax. You can get comfy. You seem stressed.

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I'm worried about you. Yeah. Mhmm. I'm worried about you. You don't, like, hang

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out with me as much as you used to, and the mob's never here either. Yeah. I

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guess

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Is it okay if I get on a Yeah. Get on the covers. Yes.

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Jesus. Get comfy, please.

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I'll tuck you in.

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See? It's not that bad.

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Thanks.

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I'll sleep out there.

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Or you can share. That's fine too.

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you sure? Mhmm.

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I guess it'll be okay. Is everything okay? I just things haven't been too great

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with your mom. You know?

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What do you mean?

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It's a you know, she's just been working a lot. Oh, yeah. So but, I mean, we'll

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probably figure things out. It's nothing for you to worry about. Are you sure

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that's it? I can see it in your eyes. There's something else. I can see it. You

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can tell me. I won't tell her. I don't know. I don't there's certain things it's

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not gonna tell to your daughter about. Okay? Like, it's not Why not? I won't

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tell her.

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I'll keep it a secret. Like I told yeah. Like like how I kept the secret that

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you ate the entire bag of Hot Cheetos last Tuesday. I'm really good at keeping

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secrets.

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I just mom's been having some affairs. She's been cheating on me. What?

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Yeah. Really? Yeah. I

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But but does she know that you know?

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I don't

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I mean, I don't think so. Oh my god. That's awful. I was expecting for it to be

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like she left too much hair in the shower. But Well, she does that too. But Oh

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my god. Honestly, I'm, like, not fully surprised. She kind of has a track record

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of doing some scandalous things. I've talked to her about it. I told her she's

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gotta, like, get it together.

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God. I'm sorry. It's okay, sweetie. We'll figure things out. I just I I just

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suspected for a while now, and then I I looked I went through her phone. Oh, no.

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Well, if it makes you feel any better, my last boyfriend cheated on me. I did?

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Mhmm. That doesn't make any sense. I know it doesn't because I'm the best. Yeah.

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You are.

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So you could be the best and get you done on two. I don't know if I'm the best.

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Yeah. You're the best. You're, like, funny, and you're cool.

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Oh, thanks for you. Mhmm.

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And you're, like, handsome. You're a cool dad.

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You're, like, the best dad ever. Thanks. The best dad I've ever had.

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Well, that's And there's four of them.

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Oh, that's nice to me.

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Yep. I'll lay with you so you're not alone. You seem so sad. Oh, you? Can't

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I get in with you? Yeah. Sure.

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Is that okay?

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Yeah. It's okay.

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Kinda cold. Are you cold? Yeah.

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We can just chill. Oh,

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My feet are freezing. You can put them on there. It's okay.

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See? It's not so bad now. Yeah. I just feel I feel a little better.

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How do you feel?

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I don't know. Should you

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it does feel nice. Feels nice? Yeah. That feels nice. You probably shouldn't be,

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like, spooning me. What? Why not? I just no. It's it's okay. That's alright.

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I can leave. No. It's See, you like my company. Yeah. Do. Mhmm. I'm really good

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company, and you're really good company for me too. Yeah. This is this is nice.

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Told him to you.

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But

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it's it'd probably be better if he just, yeah, just scoot over a little bit.

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Certainly. Why?

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It's just I think it'd just be good.

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Is it because I made you hard?

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Is that why? That's why I I'm just tired. I can feel it.

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You can? I can feel it. I'm I'm sorry. Just big. What? It feels big.

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Is it big?

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Sorry. I'm your dad. Don't see stuff like that. Is it big?

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I mean, some people think so, I guess. When's the last time mom touched it? Big.

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I'm serious. I don't know. Two months ago.

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Can I see it?

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No. I wanna see it. Sweetie, no. I wanna see it.

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I don't think that's a good idea. I think you should probably just

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Can I see it? Stop rubbing against it. What are you doing? I wanna see it. I

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think you wanna show it to me too, don't you?

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is big.

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You think so? It looks nice.

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It looks really nice.

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It's been a long time since I heard

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that.

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So, yeah, I should Really nice.

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I should I should just go lay down on, like, on the couch. Okay? I should You

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don't want me to put my mouth on it? Babe, you can't sweetie, you can't do that.

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Okay.

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Something wrong with it, and we're on vacation.

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No, sweetie. We're on vacation. We're just Vacation is for fun times. We're

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both out of it. And Oh, I won't tell. I'm really good at keeping secrets. Mom's

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cheating on you anyways.

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Yeah. But Do I want to?

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Yeah. I want to, but

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can't let my daughter do that. That's crazy.

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I can stop.

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I don't think you want me to, though. You swear you won't tell anybody,

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sweetie? Mm-mm.

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You won't think I'm, like, bad?

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My mouth's too full to tell anybody.

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I don't think you're bad.

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Think you're a really good dad.

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I mean, I can help you get your mind off me.

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This is fun. This is better than moving on it.

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Wouldn't you rather watch me do this? Yeah.

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I like your cock.

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I'll do everything she doesn't do.

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Daddy, it tastes really good.

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Oh, yes. You would breathe

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Fuck. Fuck.

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Thank

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you.

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Thank you.

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But mom doesn't do that.