This place is so pretty. Yeah. It's nice.
We haven't been on a vacation in a really long time.
Yeah. That's it has been a while. I was I've kinda been a bad stepdad, you
know, for a while. Oh, not at all. Never. Makeup. You know? I wanted to make it
up to you. Oh, thanks. You know, take a few days and have some fun. You deserve
a vacation. You know? I deserve a vacation? Yeah. You've been doing so good at
school. And Yeah. I
just you know, you're the I don't know. You're the anybody could ask for. Oh,
thank you.
Can I can I ask you a question? Yeah. There you go. What's up? Why isn't it mom
mom here? Here?
No. I just I mean, it's just, you
know, that that deal she's working on. She she's gonna she's probably gonna
meet us tomorrow. She's gonna probably gonna come out. She just had to she had
to finish it up, some stuff with that.
Then, I mean, we're here for, you know, like, four days, so it's
you know, it kinda sucks, but, you know, her job's
very important. You know? I feel like she works all the time. Yeah. She does.
That
sucks. I feel like we're never altogether.
you know, sometimes
sometimes it's tough. You know? But, you know, it's
I think it'll I think it'll get better Okay. Pretty soon. Thanks, dad. And she
should have more time. Once once all these projects kinda finish up, she should
be home more. Mhmm. Well, you and I can still have fun. Right? Yeah.
We always have fun. Yeah. Like, watch a movie or whatever. Yeah.
Probably.
Do mean probably? I'm probably all fun down for tonight, though. I'm so beat
from the drive. You know? Really? Why? Come on. Hang out with me? I no. We can
hang out for a little bit. I just I feel like I'm gonna I probably need to pass
out soon. I was really looking forward to hanging out. We haven't had a movie
night in so long. It's always so funny.
I mean, maybe we could we could do that. K.
That'd be nice.
I don't know. You, like, talk, stay up late.
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to stay up late. Okay. You got a lot more
energy than me. Oh, yeah.
You're old guy.
mean,
what are you wanting to do tonight?
Probably
drink a Diet Coke and
pass up on the couch bed thing. On the couch bed? Yeah. Well, I didn't I
should've got a a bigger Airbnb, I guess. No. I'll sleep out there. You don't
have to sleep out there. No. This is you could stay in here, sweetie. That's No.
This is like the big bed. This is a comfy one.
You could sleep in here. You seem, like, kind of stressed.
I don't want you to sleep on that that thing. I'll I'll just do it. It doesn't
matter. No. I don't mind. I don't mind. I don't mind. Aren't you, like, I don't
know, like, tired from work and stuff? You seem like something's wrong.
Oh, okay. No. All vacation it's good. It's everything's good. I think you need
to relax. Yeah. Let's And hang out with me and have fun with me. Yeah.
Some of your favorite.
You can relax. You can get comfy. You seem stressed.
I'm worried about you. Yeah. Mhmm. I'm worried about you. You don't, like, hang
out with me as much as you used to, and the mob's never here either. Yeah. I
guess
Is it okay if I get on a Yeah. Get on the covers. Yes.
Jesus. Get comfy, please.
I'll tuck you in.
See? It's not that bad.
Thanks.
I'll sleep out there.
Or you can share. That's fine too.
you sure? Mhmm.
I guess it'll be okay. Is everything okay? I just things haven't been too great
with your mom. You know?
What do you mean?
It's a you know, she's just been working a lot. Oh, yeah. So but, I mean, we'll
probably figure things out. It's nothing for you to worry about. Are you sure
that's it? I can see it in your eyes. There's something else. I can see it. You
can tell me. I won't tell her. I don't know. I don't there's certain things it's
not gonna tell to your daughter about. Okay? Like, it's not Why not? I won't
tell her.
I'll keep it a secret. Like I told yeah. Like like how I kept the secret that
you ate the entire bag of Hot Cheetos last Tuesday. I'm really good at keeping
secrets.
I just mom's been having some affairs. She's been cheating on me. What?
Yeah. Really? Yeah. I
But but does she know that you know?
I don't
I mean, I don't think so. Oh my god. That's awful. I was expecting for it to be
like she left too much hair in the shower. But Well, she does that too. But Oh
my god. Honestly, I'm, like, not fully surprised. She kind of has a track record
of doing some scandalous things. I've talked to her about it. I told her she's
gotta, like, get it together.
God. I'm sorry. It's okay, sweetie. We'll figure things out. I just I I just
suspected for a while now, and then I I looked I went through her phone. Oh, no.
Well, if it makes you feel any better, my last boyfriend cheated on me. I did?
Mhmm. That doesn't make any sense. I know it doesn't because I'm the best. Yeah.
You are.
So you could be the best and get you done on two. I don't know if I'm the best.
Yeah. You're the best. You're, like, funny, and you're cool.
Oh, thanks for you. Mhmm.
And you're, like, handsome. You're a cool dad.
You're, like, the best dad ever. Thanks. The best dad I've ever had.
Well, that's And there's four of them.
Oh, that's nice to me.
Yep. I'll lay with you so you're not alone. You seem so sad. Oh, you? Can't
I get in with you? Yeah. Sure.
Is that okay?
Yeah. It's okay.
Kinda cold. Are you cold? Yeah.
We can just chill. Oh,
My feet are freezing. You can put them on there. It's okay.
See? It's not so bad now. Yeah. I just feel I feel a little better.
How do you feel?
I don't know. Should you
it does feel nice. Feels nice? Yeah. That feels nice. You probably shouldn't be,
like, spooning me. What? Why not? I just no. It's it's okay. That's alright.
I can leave. No. It's See, you like my company. Yeah. Do. Mhmm. I'm really good
company, and you're really good company for me too. Yeah. This is this is nice.
Told him to you.
But
it's it'd probably be better if he just, yeah, just scoot over a little bit.
Certainly. Why?
It's just I think it'd just be good.
Is it because I made you hard?
Is that why? That's why I I'm just tired. I can feel it.
You can? I can feel it. I'm I'm sorry. Just big. What? It feels big.
Is it big?
Sorry. I'm your dad. Don't see stuff like that. Is it big?
I mean, some people think so, I guess. When's the last time mom touched it? Big.
I'm serious. I don't know. Two months ago.
Can I see it?
No. I wanna see it. Sweetie, no. I wanna see it.
I don't think that's a good idea. I think you should probably just
Can I see it? Stop rubbing against it. What are you doing? I wanna see it. I
think you wanna show it to me too, don't you?
is big.
You think so? It looks nice.
It looks really nice.
It's been a long time since I heard
that.
So, yeah, I should Really nice.
I should I should just go lay down on, like, on the couch. Okay? I should You
don't want me to put my mouth on it? Babe, you can't sweetie, you can't do that.
Okay.
Something wrong with it, and we're on vacation.
No, sweetie. We're on vacation. We're just Vacation is for fun times. We're
both out of it. And Oh, I won't tell. I'm really good at keeping secrets. Mom's
cheating on you anyways.
Yeah. But Do I want to?
Yeah. I want to, but
can't let my daughter do that. That's crazy.
I can stop.
I don't think you want me to, though. You swear you won't tell anybody,
sweetie? Mm-mm.
You won't think I'm, like, bad?
My mouth's too full to tell anybody.
I don't think you're bad.
Think you're a really good dad.
I mean, I can help you get your mind off me.
This is fun. This is better than moving on it.
Wouldn't you rather watch me do this? Yeah.
I like your cock.
I'll do everything she doesn't do.
Daddy, it tastes really good.
Oh, yes. You would breathe
Fuck. Fuck.
Thank
you.
Thank you.
But mom doesn't do that.