WEBVTT 00:00:00.560 --> 00:00:04.660 Yo. I'm hungry, dude. I need a hot dog or a burger or something, please. 00:00:04.710 --> 00:00:09.157 Alright. Fair enough. You eat, boy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You look so cute. I love 00:00:09.207 --> 00:00:13.361 it. You wanna go Lizzy or what? I'm hungry, man. Yeah. 00:00:26.260 --> 00:00:30.786 Two grezzies? Yeah. Two grezzies. Yeah. Alright. Yeah. I just want some hot 00:00:30.836 --> 00:00:35.667 dog, dude. Bro, how the hell did you invite her over here? Who invited? Come on, 00:00:35.718 --> 00:00:40.427 bro. You got my milkshake, dude. Do you have burgers? A little hot. Yeah. Come 00:00:40.477 --> 00:00:45.064 on, man. Yeah. Let me get a burger for sure. The ball on that one. Yeah. Hot 00:00:45.115 --> 00:00:46.835 dogs. Time hot right now. I'm 00:00:46.885 --> 00:00:50.115 a burger either. Anyone wanna cook to you? 00:00:59.859 --> 00:01:03.841 shit. What happened? What happened? What? They delayed the game, Les. That 00:01:03.890 --> 00:01:07.926 shit's not starting till 7PM. What? 7PM. Seven It went from two to seven? I 00:01:07.975 --> 00:01:12.228 don't know what the fuck they got going on, but Oh, I hear the helicopter. Must 00:01:12.278 --> 00:01:16.585 be an emergency or something. Fuck. What the hell? Bro, what are we gonna do for 00:01:16.636 --> 00:01:20.944 five hours, bro? It's hot as fuck. I'm not waiting out here. What? What? I'm not 00:01:20.994 --> 00:01:25.028 gonna wait out here five hours. Are you crazy? Mel can you We can't go back 00:01:25.079 --> 00:01:29.278 home. An hour and a half the house. We're not gonna go. I'm not gonna go home, 00:01:29.327 --> 00:01:33.308 but I'm just gonna go wait in the car. We're gonna party. What do you mean 00:01:33.358 --> 00:01:37.503 you're gonna wait in the car? I already have a bunch of friends, but when the 00:01:37.552 --> 00:01:41.552 food is ready, you guys tell me. Wow. Alright. Damn. 00:01:41.665 --> 00:01:46.331 What a princess. Oh, that's hard. Yeah. What? You better feed her. Five hours. 00:01:46.380 --> 00:01:50.924 Alright? Well, I guess I'm gonna hang out and chill, you know. Can't believe 00:01:50.975 --> 00:01:55.641 she's going to the car. Right? What the fuck? Is your girl always like that? I 00:01:55.691 --> 00:02:00.477 mean, you know? I don't know. Yes. I guess. That's crazy. She's, like, so boujee 00:02:00.527 --> 00:02:04.296 here. I know. You know, it'd like that sometimes. 00:02:18.419 --> 00:02:22.808 You didn't notice? No. That's new. They did it for, like, two months. I 00:02:22.858 --> 00:02:27.810 wouldn't call it dating. I called it more of in and out situation. Was really It 00:02:27.860 --> 00:02:32.811 was fun. Was fun. A little bit. It was was good. Was good. Okay. Was like, I was 00:02:32.861 --> 00:02:37.687 the best head he ever had though. Like Oh, goddamn. That's great. She's pretty 00:02:37.737 --> 00:02:42.376 good. Is she? She's good. I don't know. She's not. She's can't tell me. Oh, 00:02:42.426 --> 00:02:47.252 can't top the top. And a tough predicament, boys. And the sushi goes go ahead. 00:02:47.302 --> 00:02:52.192 She does. But you're single. Right? But I forgot. You forgot what? I forgot how 00:02:52.241 --> 00:02:56.472 good it was because now You forgot how good it was? Oh, 00:02:56.960 --> 00:03:01.080 come on. I keep forgetting where I'm homeless. Yeah. It's all good. Nobody's 00:03:01.131 --> 00:03:05.197 here. I I was wondering why we were early. Nobody's here, dude. Oh, it's at 00:03:05.247 --> 00:03:09.204 seven. We got a lot of time. We got time. Damn. They're reminiscent. He's 00:03:09.253 --> 00:03:14.945 reminiscing. Look at look at he's thinking about the dome back in the day. 00:03:15.129 --> 00:03:16.930 It was good. 00:03:17.129 --> 00:03:20.705 You should let me remind you. Woah. She's she's gonna be in the car for a 00:03:20.755 --> 00:03:24.479 minute. Damn. That might as well. That's she on demon time. Demon time. Just 00:03:24.529 --> 00:03:28.204 some time. He won't do it. He's a he's a mackerel. He won't do it. He won't 00:03:28.254 --> 00:03:31.929 fucking let her There's no fuck you up right now. He'll do it? But if she's 00:03:31.978 --> 00:03:35.652 right there, it's like We just gotta keep an eye on her. Bro, you can She's 00:03:35.703 --> 00:03:39.477 literally two guards away with me. I'll keep an eye on her. I'll watch. Shit. 00:03:39.527 --> 00:03:43.300 I'll watch. Keep an eye on. How are gonna be watching? Are you gonna be I'm a 00:03:43.351 --> 00:03:47.075 good multitasker, but you gotta help me. Come over here. Look. I don't think 00:03:47.125 --> 00:03:50.899 anybody will see. Take a take a Between In between the Oh my god. You got are 00:03:50.949 --> 00:03:54.772 you setting me up like this? Setting you up for a blow job? Oh, sorry. I know, 00:03:54.823 --> 00:03:58.448 but my girl's here though. You're trying to get me We're not gonna get you 00:03:58.497 --> 00:04:02.222 caught up. Nothing. We're gonna get you caught up on a corner of this house. 00:04:02.272 --> 00:04:06.194 Look. The door's open. Nobody could see. This wild, 00:04:10.280 --> 00:04:15.356 Oh, this is crazy. Oh my god. I can't believe I'm doing this. Holy 00:04:17.319 --> 00:04:19.560 shit. I must have so much. 00:04:24.014 --> 00:04:25.860 I forgot how big it was. 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:15.963 Let me know if my pill comes, though, please. I don't know. I feel like we 00:05:16.012 --> 00:05:19.858 shouldn't risk it. And Does she come in? Oh, fuck. 00:05:36.569 --> 00:05:40.701 This is crazy. Hey. We should Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is nuts. Go on up. Get 00:05:40.752 --> 00:05:45.108 back to barbecuing. No. No. We should fuck. Barbecue. You got your dick sucked. 00:05:45.157 --> 00:05:49.458 You should finish now. In the car. Might as well just Yeah. Yeah. You guys are 00:05:49.507 --> 00:05:53.918 fucking killing me, bro. We'll be back, guys. Just keep grilling. Fuck. Alright. 00:05:53.968 --> 00:05:56.584 We're gonna go make a quick movie. 00:05:57.384 --> 00:05:59.185 There you go. 00:05:59.544 --> 00:06:02.391 The girl's never gonna find out, bro. 00:06:03.180 --> 00:06:08.374 Isn't that her in the back in the in the car right over there? Oh, shit. She's 00:06:08.423 --> 00:06:13.483 right there. Dude. Oh my gosh. Okay. Really tight back here. Wanna go there? 00:06:13.533 --> 00:06:18.072 Yeah. We show them. Oh, yeah. In case she sees me. Oh, god. 00:06:18.834 --> 00:06:20.834 Brother. There we go. 00:06:22.435 --> 00:06:24.514 Oh, this is wild. Oh, 00:06:25.314 --> 00:06:28.776 yes. Yes. Wait till she sees this video, bro. 00:06:29.154 --> 00:06:33.350 Show her the video, You just sound like a hater. Oh, 00:06:34.949 --> 00:06:36.870 yes. Shit. 00:06:37.669 --> 00:06:41.978 Yeah. Something that takes something that let me use to. 00:08:11.604 --> 00:08:17.129 Back there. Is she looking? Is she gonna look good good? Is she looking? I 00:08:17.179 --> 00:08:22.024 don't know. I don't fucking have to. You like this, She's evil. 00:08:22.805 --> 00:08:26.540 That's what I love about her. Oh my god. 00:08:31.740 --> 00:08:35.961 Okay. I'm so sorry. You wanna write that down? Yeah. Wanna Take your panties 00:08:36.012 --> 00:08:41.551 off right then. Take your panties off. Take panties panties your panties 00:08:44.715 --> 00:08:49.946 You know, he talks about you a lot, the one that got away. I got it. 00:08:50.715 --> 00:08:52.514 Keep 00:08:52.955 --> 00:08:54.754 that. 00:10:48.750 --> 00:10:54.594 Oh, my god. Oh, me turn the other way. Mhmm. You wanna turn around? Yeah. Oh, 00:10:54.644 --> 00:10:59.413 that's crazy. It's crazy. Gotta keep an eye out, though. Okay? 00:11:01.404 --> 00:11:04.653 An eye out for Hooper. It's growing. It's growing right there next to you. 00:11:04.702 --> 00:11:10.471 Don't worry. So she don't come over here. She comes over here, don't worry. 00:14:59.670 --> 00:15:02.438 want you to fucking look and miss me 00:17:21.464 --> 00:17:26.772 She's still she's still in there. She's still in there. Me see. She's 00:17:26.825 --> 00:17:31.133 on her phone, dude. She don't even know what's going on. 00:20:40.634 --> 00:20:45.728 You gotta come on your ass. Oh. That was a lot. So get the rest out of her. 00:20:45.777 --> 00:20:48.086 Look at this. Look at me. Look 00:20:49.275 --> 00:20:53.713 know what, bro? I'm gonna I'm outside gonna and make sure I get Yeah. That's 00:20:53.763 --> 00:20:58.380 crazy. You're you're wild. Let me get out of here, bro, before I get caught up. 00:20:58.429 --> 00:21:02.928 Sure. You don't want a burger? Sure. I guess. I'm not not really that hungry. 00:21:02.977 --> 00:21:06.901 Have you guys seen my boyfriend? Like, where's she? 00:21:07.394 --> 00:21:11.317 Well, the menu shouldn't look, Sam. I don't know. This is I kinda don't know if 00:21:11.367 --> 00:21:13.367 you what are talking Yeah. 00:21:14.595 --> 00:21:18.760 I don't know. What are you guys talking about? Who is it? I don't know. Guess. 00:21:18.811 --> 00:21:22.923 Oh, really? What the fuck is going on? Babe, I'm Really? Okay. Explain. Babe, 00:21:22.973 --> 00:21:26.895 are you serious? I knew I shouldn't have come here. 00:21:27.809 --> 00:21:31.886 Dude, trust Yeah. You're retarded, bro. You got time.