WEBVTT 00:00:09.759 --> 00:00:12.682 I can't wait to see if I get pregnant. 00:00:15.994 --> 00:00:22.289 Sometimes I'll be watering my plants, trying to bring some life into this 00:00:22.339 --> 00:00:23.864 shoebox, 00:00:23.914 --> 00:00:26.684 and I'll think about my grandmother. 00:00:27.594 --> 00:00:33.520 I mean, by the time she was my age, she had, like, three kids 00:00:34.320 --> 00:00:41.600 and a mortgage on a four bedroom split level with a yard. A yard. 00:00:46.684 --> 00:00:55.484 And, like, here I am in a rented studio apartment talking to my flowers because 00:00:56.204 --> 00:01:02.259 they're the only ones that don't disappoint me. Men are so dumb these days. 00:01:16.254 --> 00:01:22.597 Can she call the cops on me? Nah. It's not illegal. She's just gonna think I'm 00:01:22.648 --> 00:01:28.826 an old freak, which I probably am. Hell, I'm getting way too old to become a 00:01:28.877 --> 00:01:35.219 dad, and so is my wife. That woman can't seem to push out a single kid. But my 00:01:35.270 --> 00:01:41.777 tenant, Becca, I'm sure her tight, fresh pussy has better living conditions than 00:01:41.827 --> 00:01:48.007 planet Earth. A cervix that's high up, the slick vaginal canal, soft texture 00:01:48.056 --> 00:01:51.745 like velvet, slightly open, begging for seed. 00:02:29.540 --> 00:02:32.616 I'm getting hard just thinking about it. 00:02:39.834 --> 00:02:41.634 Hi. Hi. 00:02:42.314 --> 00:02:47.776 I was wondering if we could have a talk. Oh, yeah. Sure. Come in. Okay. 00:02:50.555 --> 00:02:52.709 We can sit down there. Okay. 00:02:57.860 --> 00:03:02.925 Alright. So I think we need to have a talk. I know. I'm a little behind on 00:03:02.976 --> 00:03:08.318 rent. I'm fully aware of it. Oh, no. No. No. It it doesn't have anything to do 00:03:08.368 --> 00:03:10.169 with that. Look. 00:03:10.675 --> 00:03:15.199 My wife and I, we've been trying to have a child for years and doctor's 00:03:15.249 --> 00:03:19.903 appointments and treatments and everything and just can't seem to make it 00:03:19.953 --> 00:03:24.568 happen. Our marriage is in shreds, and we fight every night. 00:03:26.459 --> 00:03:33.981 Okay. I mean, I'm I'm sorry, but, like, what do I have to do with any of that? 00:03:34.032 --> 00:03:36.944 I wanna breed you. Woah. What? 00:03:39.025 --> 00:03:40.944 Yeah. I mean, look. Just 00:03:41.905 --> 00:03:48.138 you know, you could carry my child and my seed in your fertile womb. Yeah. Are 00:03:48.188 --> 00:03:54.502 you fucking insane? Like, actually, you sound crazy. Like, why would I do that? 00:03:54.551 --> 00:03:56.352 Look. I I mean, 00:03:56.719 --> 00:04:04.925 I just you know, you could carry my baby, and I'll give you this apartment. And 00:04:07.324 --> 00:04:12.925 I'll give you child support, of course, and whatever you need. And, like, just 00:04:12.976 --> 00:04:15.129 a happy family. You carry my 00:04:15.884 --> 00:04:20.314 baby Gino. Yeah. I wanna name him after my father. He's gonna be a boy, of 00:04:20.364 --> 00:04:22.163 course. But 00:04:24.870 --> 00:04:26.670 Wow. I mean 00:04:29.029 --> 00:04:34.774 okay. So let's say that I agreed to this. I mean, how would that work? Like, 00:04:34.824 --> 00:04:36.624 would we do in vitro? 00:04:37.145 --> 00:04:42.024 No. Natural. Nonnegotiable. And can I ask you a few questions? 00:04:44.105 --> 00:04:45.904 Sure. Yeah. Okay. 00:04:54.860 --> 00:04:56.660 Alright. 00:05:00.779 --> 00:05:11.035 So are you a smoker? No. No. Drinker? 00:05:12.474 --> 00:05:15.274 Socially. Yeah. Socially. 00:05:17.779 --> 00:05:21.857 Any history of any serious family medical conditions? 00:05:24.180 --> 00:05:26.180 Not that I'm aware of. No. 00:05:31.925 --> 00:05:35.285 Oh, what else? Oh, when are you ovulating? 00:05:41.205 --> 00:05:51.096 Friday. Yeah. Friday. Oh, what date exactly? Oh, okay. That would be let's see. 00:05:51.145 --> 00:05:52.946 07/17/2026. 00:06:00.055 --> 00:06:02.824 Do you mind if I do a couple things? 00:06:04.055 --> 00:06:05.855 Sure. Okay. 00:06:06.854 --> 00:06:10.935 Go ahead and stand up. Okay. Just lean against this. 00:06:29.435 --> 00:06:32.435 I'm just gonna just go ahead and relax. 00:08:42.909 --> 00:08:44.710 Perfect. 00:08:46.509 --> 00:08:48.429 Ovulating mucus. 00:08:50.190 --> 00:08:51.990 Fertile mucus. 00:08:54.125 --> 00:08:57.644 I'll see you on Friday for your answer. 00:09:04.284 --> 00:09:06.085 Alright. 00:09:08.170 --> 00:09:10.730 Bye. Take care. Bye bye then. 00:09:37.670 --> 00:09:43.519 I brought you a couple of things. I brought you a gift and Oh. Some fresh 00:09:43.570 --> 00:09:49.663 flowers. Thank you so much. Yeah. Thank you. It's a maternity bra. Oh, gosh. 00:09:49.712 --> 00:09:51.513 Wow. Thank you. 00:09:53.565 --> 00:09:55.565 Let me just set this down. 00:09:59.245 --> 00:10:01.629 Shall we sit again? Yeah. Sure. 00:10:04.419 --> 00:10:10.749 So have you given it any thought? You know, I've been thinking about it, and I 00:10:10.798 --> 00:10:16.717 don't know. I'm really excited thinking about, like, having just this big 00:10:16.768 --> 00:10:18.567 pregnant belly. 00:10:19.195 --> 00:10:25.339 I mean, sharing this space with our baby, like, gosh, I know it's not a lot. 00:10:25.388 --> 00:10:31.451 Like, it's it's kinda small in here, but I don't know. Like, the plants and 00:10:31.500 --> 00:10:37.481 everything, like, I just feel like bringing life into this place. Wow. You 00:10:37.531 --> 00:10:40.710 really are ovulating, aren't you? Yeah. 00:10:43.750 --> 00:10:49.794 I mean, are you serious, though, about, like, giving ownership of this place to 00:10:49.844 --> 00:10:51.644 me? Of course. 00:10:53.164 --> 00:10:54.965 Then breed me. 00:14:48.919 --> 00:14:50.720 That feels really good. 00:15:22.370 --> 00:15:24.169 That feels really good. 00:16:48.279 --> 00:16:50.080 Give me your seat. 00:24:25.095 --> 00:24:27.575 My cervix is so soft. 00:24:28.455 --> 00:24:31.762 Oh, your sperm's gonna swim right up there. 00:24:36.849 --> 00:24:39.695 My egg is just waiting for your seed. 00:31:15.484 --> 00:31:19.884 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, breathing. Yeah. 00:39:55.400 --> 00:40:00.840 Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh, yes. 00:41:48.789 --> 00:41:51.110 Yes. I'm ready for it. Yeah. 00:42:13.630 --> 00:42:15.630 Yes. Breathe me. 00:43:15.934 --> 00:43:17.735 Right there. 00:43:36.599 --> 00:43:38.400 Life's a miracle. 00:43:47.371 --> 00:43:50.293 I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.