I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.
Sometimes I'll be watering my plants, trying to bring some life into this
shoebox,
and I'll think about my grandmother.
I mean, by the time she was my age, she had, like, three kids
and a mortgage on a four bedroom split level with a yard. A yard.
And, like, here I am in a rented studio apartment talking to my flowers because
they're the only ones that don't disappoint me. Men are so dumb these days.
Can she call the cops on me? Nah. It's not illegal. She's just gonna think I'm
an old freak, which I probably am. Hell, I'm getting way too old to become a
dad, and so is my wife. That woman can't seem to push out a single kid. But my
tenant, Becca, I'm sure her tight, fresh pussy has better living conditions than
planet Earth. A cervix that's high up, the slick vaginal canal, soft texture
like velvet, slightly open, begging for seed.
I'm getting hard just thinking about it.
Hi. Hi.
I was wondering if we could have a talk. Oh, yeah. Sure. Come in. Okay.
We can sit down there. Okay.
Alright. So I think we need to have a talk. I know. I'm a little behind on
rent. I'm fully aware of it. Oh, no. No. No. It it doesn't have anything to do
with that. Look.
My wife and I, we've been trying to have a child for years and doctor's
appointments and treatments and everything and just can't seem to make it
happen. Our marriage is in shreds, and we fight every night.
Okay. I mean, I'm I'm sorry, but, like, what do I have to do with any of that?
I wanna breed you. Woah. What?
Yeah. I mean, look. Just
you know, you could carry my child and my seed in your fertile womb. Yeah. Are
you fucking insane? Like, actually, you sound crazy. Like, why would I do that?
Look. I I mean,
I just you know, you could carry my baby, and I'll give you this apartment. And
I'll give you child support, of course, and whatever you need. And, like, just
a happy family. You carry my
baby Gino. Yeah. I wanna name him after my father. He's gonna be a boy, of
course. But
Wow. I mean
okay. So let's say that I agreed to this. I mean, how would that work? Like,
would we do in vitro?
No. Natural. Nonnegotiable. And can I ask you a few questions?
Sure. Yeah. Okay.
Alright.
So are you a smoker? No. No. Drinker?
Socially. Yeah. Socially.
Any history of any serious family medical conditions?
Not that I'm aware of. No.
Oh, what else? Oh, when are you ovulating?
Friday. Yeah. Friday. Oh, what date exactly? Oh, okay. That would be let's see.
07/17/2026.
Do you mind if I do a couple things?
Sure. Okay.
Go ahead and stand up. Okay. Just lean against this.
I'm just gonna just go ahead and relax.
Perfect.
Ovulating mucus.
Fertile mucus.
I'll see you on Friday for your answer.
Alright.
Bye. Take care. Bye bye then.
I brought you a couple of things. I brought you a gift and Oh. Some fresh
flowers. Thank you so much. Yeah. Thank you. It's a maternity bra. Oh, gosh.
Wow. Thank you.
Let me just set this down.
Shall we sit again? Yeah. Sure.
So have you given it any thought? You know, I've been thinking about it, and I
don't know. I'm really excited thinking about, like, having just this big
pregnant belly.
I mean, sharing this space with our baby, like, gosh, I know it's not a lot.
Like, it's it's kinda small in here, but I don't know. Like, the plants and
everything, like, I just feel like bringing life into this place. Wow. You
really are ovulating, aren't you? Yeah.
I mean, are you serious, though, about, like, giving ownership of this place to
me? Of course.
Then breed me.
That feels really good.
Give me your seat.
My cervix is so soft.
Oh, your sperm's gonna swim right up there.
My egg is just waiting for your seed.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, breathing. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh, yes.
Yes. I'm ready for it. Yeah.
Yes. Breathe me.
Right there.
Life's a miracle.
I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.