WEBVTT 00:00:05.679 --> 00:00:07.389 Alex. 00:00:07.440 --> 00:00:10.960 Hey, Alex. Come here, honey. Listen. 00:00:13.095 --> 00:00:17.169 What what the fuck are you wearing? What do you mean? Look at you with those 00:00:17.219 --> 00:00:21.510 booty shorts and that top. What do you mean? It's just a tank top. No. It's not. 00:00:21.560 --> 00:00:25.797 Your nipples are hanging out, and it's short and cropped. I don't like it. It's 00:00:25.847 --> 00:00:29.867 just a normal tank top. I know. I know. You're home now, but today's a very 00:00:29.917 --> 00:00:34.154 special day. Alex, Lionel's coming home today from college, and it's very, very 00:00:34.204 --> 00:00:38.277 important. We are a family now, and I'm making dinner tonight. It's gonna be 00:00:38.328 --> 00:00:42.511 great. It's gonna be so good. We're a family, and I just want you on your best 00:00:42.561 --> 00:00:46.798 behavior. Oh my Mom. Okay. First off, he's not my brother. Yep. Nope. And we're 00:00:46.848 --> 00:00:50.921 family now. He's Mom. And then secondly, what do you think I'm gonna do? I'm 00:00:50.972 --> 00:00:55.100 just here at the house. I know what you're capable of. Mom, I'm pool boy, the 00:00:55.150 --> 00:00:59.332 neighbor. Don't call me out like that, mom. It's fine. I'm just gonna be here. 00:00:59.383 --> 00:01:03.512 I'll show them Instagram. I'll change my clothes. So Promise me. I'm gonna be 00:01:03.561 --> 00:01:07.635 good. Don't fuck this up for our family. I'm gonna be good. This is gonna be 00:01:07.686 --> 00:01:11.923 good, mom. Thank you. I'm only working a half a day today. I'm gonna be home at 00:01:11.973 --> 00:01:16.156 noon. And then when I come home, I'm gonna cook dinner, and I need you to help 00:01:16.205 --> 00:01:20.063 me. And I would I just want, like, a nice dinner. Okay? Okay. I'm making 00:01:20.112 --> 00:01:25.329 Tyrone's favorite. I'm gonna be good. I'm gonna be good, mom. Thank you. 00:01:25.379 --> 00:01:31.224 But I do have a question. What? Is it true what they say? What? Is it true what 00:01:31.275 --> 00:01:34.352 they say that they have bigger you know? 00:01:35.924 --> 00:01:41.522 What? What are you talking about? I'm not having this conversation. Bigger. I'm 00:01:41.572 --> 00:01:46.341 trying to enjoy my coffee. Mom, I know. I know you know. Well, 00:01:46.564 --> 00:01:51.998 come on, mom. It's not me. Let's just say that since I met Tyrone, I've never 00:01:52.048 --> 00:01:57.412 gone back to those white boys. Mom. Stop it. I knew your Stop it. You better 00:01:57.461 --> 00:02:02.825 fucking cheer her. Queen. Stop it. I am not. I know you are, mom. Stop it. I 00:02:02.874 --> 00:02:08.165 knew you were a size queen, mom. Get that fucking shirt off. Mom. Get those 00:02:08.216 --> 00:02:13.793 booty shorts off. I don't wanna see any of it when I get home. Okay. Fine. I'll 00:02:13.842 --> 00:02:19.490 change. Have a nice day at work. I knew you're a size queen. Oh my god. You're a 00:02:19.540 --> 00:02:23.308 size queen. I do. Oh my gosh, mom. Love you. Bye. 00:02:37.555 --> 00:02:42.074 Hi. Welcome. Thank you. Thank you. Nice meet you. You must see Lionel. Yeah. 00:02:42.123 --> 00:02:46.763 It's so nice to meet you. Oh my goodness. Look at you. You're so tall. Yeah. I 00:02:46.812 --> 00:02:51.390 kinda think that's my dad a little bit. But, yeah, my mom was telling me that 00:02:51.441 --> 00:02:56.020 you're coming back from college, and your dad said a lot of good things about 00:02:56.070 --> 00:03:00.769 you. So That's great to hear. I heard a bunch about you. I heard you're a great 00:03:00.819 --> 00:03:05.217 lady. Thank you. How do you like college? It's a little tough, but I'm I'm 00:03:05.267 --> 00:03:09.786 surviving. Yeah. College wasn't really for me, but that's cool. It's not for 00:03:09.836 --> 00:03:15.375 everybody. Yeah. We have some friends who are there, not there anymore. Yeah. 00:03:15.425 --> 00:03:19.842 Well, my mom and your dad are working, and they don't usually get back until 00:03:19.892 --> 00:03:24.251 later in the evening. But she told me to show you your bedroom, so I can do 00:03:24.300 --> 00:03:28.542 that. Great. Yeah. I love it. I appreciate that. Thank you. Yeah. So it's 00:03:28.591 --> 00:03:33.746 wonderful. Thanks. Well, you're awesome. How's it going? Thank you. 00:03:40.745 --> 00:03:45.990 Finally all settled in. Oh, good. What are you watching? I was just catching up 00:03:46.040 --> 00:03:51.353 on a show. You mind if I watch anything right now? Go ahead. Appreciate you. But 00:03:51.402 --> 00:03:56.580 we should get to know each other a little bit. Yeah. Let's do it. Yeah. What's 00:03:56.631 --> 00:04:01.877 up? What do want now? Do you have a girlfriend? Oh, well, straight into it. No. 00:04:01.926 --> 00:04:07.038 I don't have a girlfriend. I'm focused on school right now. I'm the first one 00:04:07.088 --> 00:04:12.334 from our family to really go to college. So, like, I really wanna make everyone 00:04:12.383 --> 00:04:17.696 in the family proud. I don't wanna go there and waste everyone's time. So school 00:04:17.746 --> 00:04:22.053 is mostly, like, my main thing right now. So you're gay? 00:04:23.100 --> 00:04:28.333 Excuse me? So you're gay? No. I don't know how you got me saying I wanna be 00:04:28.383 --> 00:04:33.827 successful and doing good in school. Things like, how how do you think I'm gay 00:04:33.878 --> 00:04:39.040 from that? I mean, you know, I'm glad you're not gay, but I just it sounds 00:04:39.091 --> 00:04:44.605 really gay just to not have a girlfriend and be in college and focusing on your 00:04:44.656 --> 00:04:48.733 studies. Like, how could you not have a girlfriend? I 00:04:49.430 --> 00:04:54.596 didn't know that made you gay. I know tons of people who don't have girlfriends 00:04:54.646 --> 00:04:59.812 and still go to school, and they're not gay. Like me. I'm very straight. Sounds 00:04:59.862 --> 00:05:04.896 gay. But do do you have sex? Or Yes. With women. Oh, good. That's great news. 00:05:04.946 --> 00:05:10.178 That's great. It's not like it's not the only thing I think about. I think about 00:05:10.228 --> 00:05:12.028 school and life. 00:05:13.160 --> 00:05:17.235 That sounds gay. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Oh. Is that cool? Yeah. It's 00:05:17.285 --> 00:05:21.524 just, you know bath? It's right around the corner there. I'll be here when you 00:05:21.575 --> 00:05:24.574 get back. Alright. I'm here. Okay. Bye. 00:05:33.944 --> 00:05:38.901 Hey. Do you need any toilet paper or anything? No. I'm okay. Thanks, though. 00:05:38.951 --> 00:05:43.908 Just going to the bathroom. Are you sure I can get you some? I'm I'm good. I 00:05:43.958 --> 00:05:49.178 have some right there. Thank you, though. Oh, well, do you need any help? Or No. 00:05:49.228 --> 00:05:54.250 I don't need help. I'm just trying to use the bathroom right now. Oh, are you 00:05:54.301 --> 00:05:57.685 sure? I could, like, hold it or something. I 00:05:58.225 --> 00:06:02.221 don't even know where to start with that. I'm okay. I don't need anyone to hold 00:06:02.271 --> 00:06:06.814 it. I can just can I just go to the bathroom if that's okay? 00:06:06.865 --> 00:06:11.055 Why don't you just go? Just go pee. I'm 00:06:11.104 --> 00:06:14.613 just gonna I'm done. I don't need to go to the bathroom. Just go pee. I'm I 00:06:14.663 --> 00:06:18.410 don't have to go to bathroom anymore. Oh, well, that happens to me all the time. 00:06:18.459 --> 00:06:21.766 Oh, yeah. It's I mean, it happens, I guess. 00:06:25.714 --> 00:06:30.105 What's going on with you? Ever since I've gotten home, the girlfriend thing, 00:06:30.155 --> 00:06:31.824 the bathroom, 00:06:31.875 --> 00:06:37.975 I'm getting a little annoyed. I wanna know I wanna know if you take after your 00:06:38.026 --> 00:06:44.127 dad. What are you talking about? Talk can like Like, dick size. My you've seen 00:06:44.177 --> 00:06:50.278 my dad's dick? No. I mean, you know, my mom my mom told me. Your mom told you? 00:06:50.329 --> 00:06:56.351 Yes. That's super white. Sorry. Fuck. Only in so so many words. You know? She 00:06:56.401 --> 00:06:59.634 told me she just told me that it was big. 00:07:00.675 --> 00:07:06.374 I had way too much information about my dad. And So can I see it? No. You 00:07:06.423 --> 00:07:12.329 cannot see my dick. No. What if I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours. 00:07:13.209 --> 00:07:19.209 Dude, I guess if you wanna play that bullshit game, we can play that game. But 00:07:32.865 --> 00:07:35.173 Dude, I don't even know how to 00:07:36.250 --> 00:07:41.557 I guess I'd I'll just show you. I guess the deal is a deal right now. 00:07:42.330 --> 00:07:49.769 Yeah. Deal is a deal. Whatever. Whatever. There it is. Oh my gosh. It is bigger. 00:07:51.104 --> 00:07:55.589 This is as big as it gets. I'm making it a little bit bigger. What are we 00:07:55.640 --> 00:07:57.439 doing? Can I suck it? 00:07:58.064 --> 00:07:59.865 I guess that 00:08:09.599 --> 00:08:11.680 Guess we're doing this now. 00:08:36.399 --> 00:08:40.322 Woah. It is big. This is the biggest I've ever had. 00:08:42.240 --> 00:08:44.320 It's strange. Right? 00:09:04.550 --> 00:09:11.177 This is a great way to meet my stepsister, but your mom is not on the way home 00:09:11.227 --> 00:09:14.309 anytime soon. You're not gonna home. 00:09:15.985 --> 00:09:17.985 Terrible first impression. 00:09:20.705 --> 00:09:22.504 Super pissed. 00:10:01.920 --> 00:10:03.720 Oh, it's so big. 00:11:02.009 --> 00:11:03.809 You're wild. 00:11:04.250 --> 00:11:06.049 Oh, I like it. 00:11:07.215 --> 00:11:11.138 Was this your plan the whole time? I wanted to see. 00:11:15.054 --> 00:11:17.054 Doing more than seeing it. 00:11:23.800 --> 00:11:29.645 You really can't tell my mom. She told me not to do this. Do what? Fuck you. 00:11:30.360 --> 00:11:32.437 Why is that even an option? 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:37.004 Oh, I'm just really horny. I can tell. 00:11:39.565 --> 00:11:42.365 Can I sit on it? Yeah. I'll do so. 00:16:24.129 --> 00:16:30.177 Oh, is that a stupid? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. You came all over my ass. 00:16:30.228 --> 00:16:36.275 Yes. Yeah. Is that all you got? No. I can keep going. Let's go. Let's get this 00:16:36.326 --> 00:16:40.235 all cleaned up. Yeah. Let me go wash off. Alright. 00:16:40.955 --> 00:16:43.340 Give me some more of that dick. 00:16:59.789 --> 00:17:01.590 Fuck. It's big. 00:18:57.934 --> 00:18:59.734 Fuck me. 00:19:00.095 --> 00:19:01.894 Oh, I'm so much. 00:24:32.690 --> 00:24:34.490 Fuck. 00:24:41.569 --> 00:24:43.723 Oh, I went up my back. Yeah. 00:26:57.220 --> 00:27:00.019 My god. My god. 00:27:01.380 --> 00:27:03.180 It's so big. 00:28:25.950 --> 00:28:30.910 Yeah. Yeah. Fuck that pussy. Yeah. Yeah. 00:30:00.224 --> 00:30:03.265 Fuck. Yes. Yes. 00:30:46.580 --> 00:30:48.380 So good. 00:30:49.299 --> 00:30:51.991 Alright. Don't tell. Of course not.